Niagara County News, 1882-03-03

              NIAGARA COUNTY NEWS. YOUNGSTOWSr, NIAGARA CO., N. Y., MARCH 3, 1882. VOL. % NO. 1 Job 30th Chapter, 26th Verse. All weejping and sorrow am ruin. From the miountitiii the hilltops the valley, ' All natui •■ awakens to prayer, I My heart too awaken and praise Him, Nor yield thee to gloom and despair. I sail] at the/noontide 'tis only a shadow, A shadow'now soon It is done, J The mist tnit is gathering slowly Will vanixli before the glad sun, I The mist anil the shadow will lighten When the annset beams forth o'er the tide, Its glory will gild all the pathway And peace in my heart (hall abide. I The morning the noontide has vanished, The night time is gathering near, Oh. God ! In Thi»e infinite power with mere appear. > I The tempest haa-burst in the heavens, The wild watersinonn in their play, My c ...■ I, who dost Ouuifort thu mourners, Now help me to prs^y. A Silent "Beat." Once upon a time, two very bold bad young medical students were driving down IJarket street in a wagon, at tlie awful hour of 3 a. m., and at the awful business of returning to their college, having between them what they technically called -u * stiff,' which had the misfortune to be un •inmate of the Alms house two days before, aud one day beforo hod the ! aggravated misfortune to die and be buried, bod students, who wanted to sec what ailed hnn—perhaps. The morning was cold and damp, and the students cold and dry, so they stepped in front of a saloon, opened >y a thrifty citizen, anxious to catch such early worms ;u drop from vegoablo aud milk wagons. ' Brother,' said one of the bad students to the other, 'let us enter within whero yonder light shines forth, ami regale, and tone up our systems with suitable doses of ipiritutfru' Verily, brother, thy prescriptions are apt and to the point, for this is gruesome work, and chilly, too, and needs the counteracting effect of a warm stimulant.' They entered the place and found the proprietor fast asleep behind the bar. Then a wicked thought entered the mind of one of the bad students, and he said to his bad companion, ' Let us give this sleeping beauty a surprise; even let us give him a scare, a rally, so to speak. Let us bring in the stiff and order a drink for it.' And they did. They brought In the stiff, propped it up against tho bar, rested its elbow on the bar, and slouched an old hat over its eyes. Then they woke up the proprietor, who rubbed his eyes and exelaimod: i An, gentlemen, what will it bo this 1 Threo cocktails.' The bad students took their cocktaiN. and one remarked: ' Jim's a little tired, but when ho smells that tpifihu/rwMnH, won't he brace up?' i Well, 1 should smilo;' and he did smile, for he engnlfed the cocktail. •Well, good by, landlord; dim will) pay when he drinks, won't ho pard ?' | • Yes, when he drinks he will be But Jim neither paid nor drank nor looked up, and after the two young men had been gono some time the landlord became nervous, and j washed some glasses with a groat j racket, rattled the free-lunch dishes, • filled up tho coal-holder and coughed industriously, but Jim wouldn't wake j, up, or drink. The landlord begun ' Say, hadn't you better pay for But Jim was silent. ' Now, look here, can't you drink your cocktail and pay your scoro, e Jim remained stolid. 1 If you don't quit your funny bus- I mess and pay up, I'll fire you out.' | s Jim never budged. c The landlord yelled, now, «Say, $ you think you can make a fool of | v me, 1 guess; but I ain't that kind of I c Jim was still silent and motion- e Tho landlord was then too mad to i fell over flat and stiff. The two Btu dents ran in and examined J im,lookec uj> in honor, and exclaimed: ' Whj man you've killed him " • Dead (' ' Yes, dead as a. door nail.' The landlor'" 'ooked vacantly at Jim, at the stuf,!uts in consternation and then suddenly blustered up and exclaimed: 'Well, I don't allow no man to bulklose and call me a liar.' IMy friend,' said one of the bad students,' you did right. If a man calls you a liar, know no north, no south, no east, no west, but shoot him on the spot.' • That is the kind of a man I am too,' the landlord said, regaining courage, *If you take it away, I don't mind if I treat to the drinks.' ' Landlord, you have spoken nobly, as a man and a brother, Let me say, set 'em tip again.' A Dutchman Puzzled. A journeyman printer lately set out on foot for the interior of Ohio, a distance of five hundred miles, with an old brass rule and three dollars in CiiBh in his pocket. He soon found himself in Pennsylvania, and being weary, called at the inn of u Dutchman, whom he found quietly smoking his pipe, when the following dialogue ensued: "Veil, Mishtcr Valking Stliick, vat you vant ?" 'f Refreshment and repose." " Supper and lodging, I reckon," tf Yes, sir, supper and lodging." "Pe you a Yankee pedlar,- mit hewelry in your pack to shcat do pals P" "No, sir; no Yankee pedlar." " A singing teacher, too lazy to vork '•"' '• No, sir." "A chenteel shoemaker what stays till Saturday night, uud lays in the porch ofor Sunday ?" " No, sir, or I should have mended my boots before this. Put I am not disposed longer to submit to this outlandish inquisition. Can you give me supper and lodging?" "Treckly; but vat pe you? A pook-achent, takin' honest people's money for a little larnin' vat only makes dem lazy ?" "Try again, your worship." " A dentist, preaking do beeple's chaws at a dollar a shrag, and running oil mit old Shamlock's daught" No, sir, no tooth puller." "Kornologus, den, feelin'do young folks'heads like so many cabbitch, and sharging twenty-fivo cents for tellin' deir fortunes, like a plained Yankee ?" " No—no phrenologist, neither." " Veil, den, vat do teufol pe you ? Shoost tell, and you shall haf some of Je pest sausages for supper, und whtay all de night free gratis, und a thill of viskey to start on pefore " Very woll, your honor, to termiaatc the colloquy without circumlocution, I'm a humble disciplo of Faust—a professor of the art preiervativo of all typographer ut four service." " A printer, sir; a man that prints books and newspapers." "A man vot bnnts nooshbapers! 3h! yaw, yaw! Py Choopiter! ay*! iye! D«t's it! a man vot briuts aooshbapers, }aw! yaw! Valk np, ralk up, Mishtcr Printer. Cheems, ako de chentlenmn's pack off. Chohn, jring junks to de fire. A man vot srints nooshbape-rs. I vish I may jki ■hot if I didn't think you was a Snow Not'ing. The Newark (N. J.) Sunday Call ays: One otour Cincinnati oxchanges :itos the case of Mr. lladdleman of :he Louisville Courier-Journal who ras cured of rheumatism by St Ja;obs Oil. His wife was cured of louralgia by the same article, and jvery member of his family of some , lain or ache by the Great German Just the Girl for Him. I and did not earn enough to starvo d< [ cently on, but with the sublimo a.- suranco which distinguishes the la.li de-dah young man of tho day, h was paying attention to the pretties girl in Detroit, lie managed, by no paying his washerwoman and tailoi .to take her to the operas and thea tres, but as times were getting hard lie coneladed to marry her and 6avi the expenses ei boarding. By som< process of mental arithmetic, knowi to tho genius, ho discovered witl much diiliculty that what was noi cuough for one was suflieient for two and forthwith ho concluded to pop lie knew that his persistent visits had kept all other young men away. so he had ho fears of a trial. When the time came and ho found himsell in tho company of his Laura in hei papa's comfortablo parlor, he leisurely seated himself by her side on the sofa, took her little dimpled hand, ■only to tinkle the piano with, laid in a bronze voico: >ear Miss Laura, I havo concludmarry.'ura started, as he intended she id. Then he resumed grandiloquently, ' I want u dear little girl about your size, with a great big I, just like yours, to share my it on Madison avenue:' uuir-1 Laura, o, dearest, hut what aro locali) hearts that lovo ? 1 want a hat is good tempered, snmrt, niical, and who loves me. Darlo yon know of such a ono ?' ira, faintly—' Yes, oh yes, lam do/ le who would rather live with poverty than dwell with some man in riches? Who would 1 it a pleasure to servo me, cook my meals, keep the house tidy, and lor my footsteps P Who would ly and si I up late for my sake ?' how beautiful,' murmured • just like a dear, self-sacrifieyou know of such a ono, my i, 1 do; but you must not rail r angeJ, for she might not like s in tho kitchen now washing j lies, and she told mother this norning that she would just as leavs jet married this winter as live out, if the only felt able to support a husband. She is just the girl you want, Bj would love you within an your life. Augustus had fled into the arkness; the too muchness of .he occasion ovorcame him like a lummcr cloud. "  —Wnto to Mrs. LydiaE. l'inkham. So. 233 Western Avenue, Lynn. I ilass., for pamphlets relativo to the mrativc properties of her Vegetable | Taking it Easy. Old father Ilodgo was a queer old Dick, and in his own way inado ererything a subject of rejoicing. Jlis son Ben came one day and said, " Father, that old black sheep has got two lambs." " Good," says the old man, "thufs the most profitable sheep on the farm." "Hut one of them is dead," returned Ben. "I'm glad on it," says father, "it will be better for the old sheep." " But the other id dead, too," says Ben. "So much'the bettor," rejoined Hodge, "She will make a grand )iece of mutton in the fall." " Yes, but the old sheep is dead ' flo," exclaimed Bt n. "Dead! dead! what, the old sbcop lead ?" cries old Hodge; " that is ■ ;ood; she was always an ugly old i camp." 1 —Daniel Webster's name stands t n a congregational church record in i «ew Hampshire a.< admith-d Sep- « smber 1* 1807. t How Chinamen Bargain For Wives I Australian Chinaman wheiN sto have a wife of liis o\vn\ says the North China llindd, \ latter to agent in Hong Kong, following is oondenaad traiu of OU of these epistles:— it a wife. .She must be a under twenty years of age, st not have left her father*! Must not have read a hook, r eyelashes be half an inch th. Her teeth must be as lg as the pearls of Ceylon. >ath must bo like unto the of the magnifioent odorous )f Java, and her attire must the silken-weavers of the Ka ig, which are on the banks of itest river in the world—the ing Yang-tse-Kiang. vice of a Chineae woman da* D Sydney is €138, and two women cost only £69; e the heathen Chinese imwomen in conplflf. The [• never (sees his women before ive, and then he generally scbest looking one. The ol«l--wn around to a number of lo Chinese, and after they pected her, she is submitted may be called public auction. ecent sale at Sydney a young it 10 was offered, and after rited bidding she was pury a wealthy Chinese sloiv vhoso phase of buainafl is in the hading towns of New alee, for £130. The ntelaniect of the Celestial girl as siway in company with the i purchaaed her was dejdorae last degree. A Left-Handed Lung Tester. \Yc do not want a (fit) for a king tester. At Hinging school theuthcr night a young man was bragging about the strength of his lungs; anil invited a girl in the company to hit bin in the breaat. She said the wai left-handed, had been washing thai day, was tired, she didn't feel wry active, but at his argent request lot go at him. When his friends went to pick him up he said he thought he would die easier lying down. He had lost all recollection of having any lungs, but theyoang woman consoled him admitting that she didn't hit u hard as she might have done, beeauso she rather liked him. t A singlularly interesting case was lately referred to by the Brooklyn Eagle. It was told by.Mr, W. A. Davenport, connected with ihohouso of Ifmn. Butler, Pitkin & do* \;>, Broadway, .New York, and concerned the morvelouB cure of Mr. Ezra 1). Clarksou, near .Newark, N. J., of i terrible disease of rhcunmtism, which other remedies had failed even to all«viate. lie Was on his way to a hospital when Mr. Davenport met him and induced him to try St. .lacobs Oil, with the result named.-- Cleveland (O.) Practvnk Firmer. —A Chinese acrobat and juggler rocoutly gavfe a jx.-i foi uiauce at Brighton, England, iu the course of which he fired a small cannon, which he hod balanced upon a sword held in his mouth. The cannon was directed toward the gallery, and when the smoke had cleared away, it was ' discovered that tho charge had blown the head oir u boy. The St, Paul (Minn.) Globe ob»ervos: Things had gone wrong with dm, and he wanted to die; yot ho jad the whole house darting around nighty lively, so we heard, hunting or the St. Jaeobs Oil bottle, when he first twinge of rheumatism gathred him up. —A newsboy in .New York, ten cars old can sleep as well standing ip in a hogaheadj as lying down in dry-goods box, and in one of tl. ,e always does ■leapt. Ue goes to the heatre every nigbi in the year, and !he has not money for supper and altery botb, he tightens his waistaad and climbs the -tail*. . FOR SALE! Tli« valuable property consisting of half an aer» laud, at Zittle's Corners, J'ortcr Cetilre, N.Y., New House, Barn, And other outbuilding*, Good cellar, well, (tad cud rii. Fruit enough on the lot for a large fuiinly, aud a BLACKSMITH SHOP! Tim bust blacksmith ttmul in the town. Tkk.hm: Ilfiif (.mil and time given on the balance. I'nce ui&ili: known by applying to the owner, A. J. SKKVIS, Youngstown, N.Y. DENTISTRY. Win. S. MoCOLLPM. hiiiK","' MM Mei'.haiiii'.al Dentist. Ofllce—Viidder'n Jllix.k. hntrimcii on Niagara uvenut', .Su.s|n;iiHic/i Hr"lK<', X. V. Sitroiis Oxiilu Uas given for 'minium extraction • f ti-i'tll. All I:|H| ..ll'.l, V, 111 I .111 I r.l. Sanborn & Tinkham! ADVERTISING AGENTS, EAST SHELJSY, N. Y. Advertisement* inserted in papers utjiuulmh era best rates. A ■r~II?XTrrC witiili'il f..m-ll IjliwnM AUll/ll jLo Musical Telephone and Edison s liiHlnntniiijoiiM Piano and Oriciui Music. Enclose stamp luT i;aIHIOKUU ami terms. EDISON MIMIC- CO., !«tt Chestnut Mt.,l'hlla., j* it week iu your uvvn town. f>s Uutllt fret,. No rink. Kvtivtliiiur new, Capital not rt'i|iiiri'il. W« Millfui- VWW "'"'' x"" uvcrythiiiK. ftlemiru iimk~ mi; I'mliiiii' I.ikllim make us much ah mi'ii, and Ljo.vh uiiil girU iniikr pay. Reader, If you waiiLh rmiflUM "I wliwii you can mako great pnv nil the time vou work, write for iinrii.iilni 11,f 11. Haim.ii X Co., X'orllaiul, Maine. "AGENTS aUIDE" —is a Luutax— Twenty four Page! FAPKII, Full of ajiicy nto.-ios, poetry, fun, etc. Devoted to the intiTrnts of iigent* nn.l advertisers. Undoubtedly tho bust agent's pap«r in the WOrlll. Tllkrli |i; ii|| )|VU :i. iiii ' <i.lv SOC. II year. J month ion trial luc., (silver.) Samples liir Jn. utamp. Agent* tend for It; vmi will like It. VKitH •<■.;■ : ~, ■,v , . , I(>W. IMii. mi Imrn A Jackson, publishers, Onkfleld, N. T. OT Ainu business now before ttit! puti- I I ||1 lii,. You ran iiinkii minify I fash'i ■ liy workiiiKfor ii* I hail ■wAiaMab "' Hiiviiiinn i-M.'. i niHiiii """■»■"■ not ni-uUuil. We will mart you. $19 a day .'umU! Nt homo bvtheinduatnoil*. Mi -i ■„; i:i-r. boya nud Kir," wsutod ,«vt^rywburi't(. V.Vt for us. Now In the tiiuc. ■ Toucan suani time only or five your ] whole time l» the bimiiunn. Yon can live lit home, and do Iliu work. No other ImsiueßS will pav you ntittrly as well, No one run fail to inuko (■miniums pity tiy ■ i.k i.'m• at onee. Costly outfit and in !i:. fn;o. "■ J.■ 11■ --- made fast, cosily -'i»i I r luinnr.'ililj . Adill'ri'i 'I'll i. JL Cu., AllgUeLa, Maine. m .... i i. i i j , Y,. _ . _ i 1 1 NO PATENT. |^T. 1) 4rrLHTrIV .'Jhtaiiied foi j\ 1 VjlS 11 . M.rhauUa) Dcticoj, Coaipotiuil*, waalgM in,ill.a bale. All preliminary uxaiiiiuatiove tu te patentability of invuutioni, free Our " (Juido for Obtaining I'atuutt" it •out freeuverywhure. Addregs-- LOUIS BAUUKR & CO., Solicitors of patents, Washington. D. C. ~. _ (iraat rimriri- to make, muDr% <-')'• TlioKi! wlioelwnvt t«k« I «»l I I ■ I I •''■''"'"'' '■■ "' ''"' f""1 •!■■■ i f»r making moiii'V tlm! -Hr(> Kpnerßlly b<«- r.iiui, wi'i4ltli\, while tlioso wlKMlit not iiujirovn iiuch cliaiicia 4 rptitHin in poverty. Wo wnnt inn ii y nun. wniiirii, hoy* mid girls to work for tin ruin in Lhi'ir own iDfnlity. Any olio Mα da the wo> properly (nun the ttrat «tint. The Inmiuuu ,11 (my leu turn's iiiiiiu ili.'.n onliiinry Ivat.r t- \ i>l h -i. c outfit fuMi: - J ii-i I free. No "ii# vvlh. rii>'iitn' f;i :!s to uiaki' mutiny rnpi<ll\. Yuti ran dt*voti' your wholt* ttuiu to the work, or only vour (part, iikiiihiilh. lull inforinnlion nml nil thai M ncr,k"l relit (roc. Adilrces StiknoN A CO.i l'ortlanil, Mninu. Skin Diseases Cured! Kt I>r. Frazier's Mavic Oiatment. Cure at If by inugic, I'impli's, ftlack ■ua<U «r (inibe, Hlotchei nml EmpttMl •u ilif facu, tin* skiu t-l«ar, healthy and beautiful. Alto cures Itch, llarbar'* I bub, Halt Hheuin, Tetter, KlagworDi, Hcald ilead.Chapptd lluuiU, Sore \i pi lies. Sore Lip*, eld and obstinate Ulcere and Sorts, &c. Skin Disease. F. Drake, Keq., of Clcvelaiid, O. «uflcrcd beyoud all dMeripU*n from a • Liti disease whicli uppeurad on hi* h»B<U, head aad tare, and nearly deetroytd hli oyes. 'I'ke most carefuldoct'iriii/r failed to help l;im, and after all had failod he uwd Dr. Frazier's Magic Qintment aud wa» cured by .i few yipllcatioosteW'Vho first and only podtivu cure fer •kin diaeases tfvi di(covore4. Seat by mail on rocvipt of price, Fmry ce»tt. HENItY & CO., Solo Propr'e, 63 VESEV St., NKW YOKK CITY. V«r Blind, Weeding Itching or Ulcerated 1'i1.., Or. Williams Indian Pile Ointinent is a mi« cure. Price $1.00 br mail. For sale by druggists. PAYNI'S TASK ENGINES. Vertical & SpiikAny- ::ri; Fnpni't f;o» 'i to It mounted or uamixintecl. ile»t and »«P<«)mMm«Jf J»li(>.ir..,,(, Smdfor IT •Tγ (nform.m.. .D,i Bllce u> **x B<*l CoiTllac, if? *. THE FAMOUS EDISON Musical Telephone. id You can I.augh, Talk, Sing and Play Tur es through it at a long distance. Childre that can rmi.l figures can play tunes at our. The tone it, equal to any Flute or (Jlarionei No kniiwludKu of Miuic required to play il !| To vnable uny one, witout tho iligbtva knowledge of inatruinuntul Mu.-ir, to.'iper form at once on the instruruunt, we hav prepared a aeriei of tunes embracing all th popular Aim, printed in simple figures oi ! cards to »uit the initaruniunt, at a couvenien 3e distance in.m tho mouth-pieco, su that it cai be easily read, and by mom* of which, an] one, without til* least tuusiciil knowledge r, can perform ou this lnstruniuiit,]iliiy tunes a Persons a little familiar with airs cat play tun"-, without any cards whatever. Tin Musical Telephone is niure wonderful thai tho Sji ..-ikiiiL, Telephone as it does all that ii will do buxides instructing persons who <lr not uniJcrstuuil notes to play tunes.—N. ¥ Sun. The Musical Telephone is ono of th< most novel inventions of the age.—N. Y f- Herald. Price ta.so. Price by mail postag* I" paid and registered, $3.00. No instrument u sent by mail without being registered. H«nd money by P. U. order or ruuisWred letter. (SPECIAL NOTICE.-Tho Musical Tele■ phone can only be purchased of the luanu' focturers. The Edison Musio Co.,  ' j Chestnut Street, Philadelphia, Pa.,or through their several brancU houses tliroughout the I mil il KtaUs. ; IN ONE HOUR YOU CAN PLAY ON THE s Piano, Orf/an or Melodeon, —WITH— . EDISON'S • ! INSTANTANEOUS MUSIC To any child who can read nuinburs from . Ito KiO it is ut plain as daylight No teachi it ivquiiod. All the popular tunes. Mill ■ ions of our pieces now iu use. Never fails to ' Kiw-it.si'u-li'.n iiinl iiiiiusi'iiieiit. CotnpletS instructions, with seven pieces of music sent 'J by mail for ONK DOLLAK. rx-nd stamp for cataloguu of tunes. To those who livo in I the country away from teachers they arc a nevur-fuiliug sourco of comfort. Agoitts WMlltuii. For 1100 we will mail you "Edison's Rk, viKW " for one year and seven pieces of Edison's liiKtuntaneous Music with instructions, or for JU.OO we will send you " Edjhon's Ukvmw" for one year, and Edison's Musical Tolephonu rugistered by mail. \\ In n ordering plousu nii'iit ion tho paper you huw this advortisumunt in. EDISON MUSIC CO., 929 Chestnut Street, PHILALUSIJ'AIA, PA. JtRANCM OmcF.B—2Bo West llaltiiiiore St, Haltimoie, Md., :«8 .Vtith st, Bt. Mo., 2o Mil uvuuue, Pittsburg, lα, 857 Washinging St., lioston, Mass., 8 K. Quoen st., Lancastor, Pα., Cor. yth and Wulnut, Cauidbn, N.J. [Kroni Frank Isdie'ii Illustrated Newspaprr.] Tho principle of'the Edison instantaiiunu systom of music, ulsuwhure advertised, is exceedingly simple. Arabio figures instead of theordiuury musical notutionsare usod, tho sheet upon which they uru priuted being placed upon the keyboard of the piano, nuc i.l) that is then necessary is for tho perform••r to strike the keys diroctly under m.> uum- I Ujrs on t lie shuet. Figures denoting repcatled uott-s are placed in columns, and sharps are ludicaiwd by stars, while another device nidi.-.Hi--iliu movement in which the piece is to bo performed Tho tales of tho success of unpracticed performers with the Edison music uro inarvt-lou*,and it seems likely that nothing can now prevent any one who choosus, iind a few minuWs to spare, from becoming a;i export and skillful pianist. [From The Prats, Philadelphia, Pa] Of all the ingenious contrivances invented for niinplif ving the art of music and making its acquisition a pluasure for nuarer and pur tin mer alike, is that of the Edison Jliw,- Company irt this city, whose room at «JIS» Chustnut street U daily Cfowdtsd with eager inquirer,. The sysUm as developed by tho Edisou I'l.iu is so unique and inviting th&t tho youngust child capable of couuting one hundred finds no difficulty in rendering almost any popular tunn on piano or organ, and this, too, with astonishing correctness. Tho tostinionials that have already accumulated in the brief space of two weeks are so uumurous and remarkable as to be absolutely without preoedout, aud cannot fail to have originated from conviction of the extraordinary merit embrac.d in the method dovisod by Edison and carried out in the music published by the Company. I Hi urn Philadelphia Bfning News.] EDISON MUSICAL GOTDK.-No more novel and ingenious invention has been presented to the public for j ears than the Instantaneous Guide to the piano and organ now being printed and sold as rapidly as they can be supplied by the Edisou Musical Company. It is a system or plan Uy which any i-erson, howevor Ignorant they may be of even the rudiments of music, can within a fow miautos play any place «tt before ill.'ip. The Company oiler a reward of *1,000 if they cannot teach any child or adult to play accurately and easily within an hour. This is no empty boast. A S'ews reporter saw a man who was ignorant of the shnrp.N and flats, and who couldn't tell a semiquaver from a minim, sit down to a piano aud play the "Sweet Bye and Bye" v. ithout a single error. The sale of this music is euermous and is taxing the capacity of tho company to supply the demand. It is .in invention which tills the place, and the vuluo of which, to be appreciated, needs only to bo .sevu. iKrom Time* and Uauetto, Redwood, o*l.] Anions the marvels of modern invention " aud ihsco very, one of the most amazincis c the "Eilisnn Instantaneous Guide to the"Pi■"■" aud Organ." by it the musical educa- < ti»n is wonderfully abbreviated, and a .■ln!.! of ten years can learn in an hour to play any popular tune either on the piano, • 11 the organ, or the melodeon. The music and j Instruction! are sent to any address, as spec.lit .1 iu an article in another column. [From Mercury, Phila., Pa.] J" No excuse now for not having music in the n lou*.', as the very youn? by the use of Rli- Kin's patent is enabled to play music on the ,l }iano at eight. This is one of the greatest nventions of the age, vet it commends itwlf by it* simplicity. No imtru ate machin- ]( >ry is required, r.o'oxtra labor or education ■squired