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~LECTURER ADDRESSES COLLEGE
al SOPHOMORES SCORE
01 WONDERFUL SUCCESS
:d, WITH TEA DANCE
HEAD OF ENGLISH DEPARTMENT
AT SMITH GIVES LECTURE
is- Shaded 1 amp s, cushioned \Ve have evidence now that a
lt~L " . .. . fl d
. ~Jrs. !t1\'\tmg musIC, owers an woman can aspire to the position
II~EmS-WhO could believe that of lecturer with hope of success.
o r every day "study haunts" The talk given us on Tuesday,
.m ld be so transfomled. The January 17. by Miss Chase, a
~ It:l dance given by the Sopho- member of the faculty of Smith
~flres on Thursday, February 2 College, scored this one point at
~.pl honor of the Senior Class, least. Xecdless 10 say, the hour
: .proved to be one of the most she spent with us was not only
mtiuccessful affairs c\'cr held at the instructive but interesting and
~lege. The charmingly arranged entertaining as well.
\Q table on the veranda with the 'I'he topic which ~Iiss Chase
_ »led attraction of music, was a de\'eloped was "How the aver­a
~llar place during the earlier age reader may be a critic," or
d lart of the evening. Charlotte more correctly stated, as she said,
;. Sttphen, Katherine \Val~h, Helen "How to read a nove1." Since
~alone and Eleanor O'Connor the novel is read so extensively
«<Sided at the table. Napkins today. we ought to get jllst as
•. sQmped with the college seal in much f rom it as it can give, and
- gttId were quite appropriate for at the same time, we ought to
. S tit occasion, harmonizing with criticize it fairly and justly. The
tkgold and white of the general one fault with modern readers of
dtroration scheme. It was a the modern nO\'el is that they re­llOI'elty
in college e\'ents, but act sentimentallv instead oi men­from
everyone's evident enjo)- .ally (in ~pite ' of the fact that
rrtI11 it might be successflll1y and girls of the present time pride
often repeated. Eleanor O'Con- themselves on lIot being senti­words
with no knowledge behind
them. for example, "This book
rises, it soars on clean curves of
pale ectasy." a sentence for which
~Ir. Christopher Morley was paid
a big sum.
It is our duty to guard our­seh'es
so as not to be inRuenced
by this type of critic. We are
to be real critics, that is se[f­respecting
individuals who are
not to be fooled by what others
say. Real criticism is the ex­pression
not of what we feel bUI
what we think.
The first point of fair criticism
is to find out what the author is
trying to do. Certain novelists
are interested in situation, others
III portrayal of character, the
great power of geography over
human life or in teaching a
lesson. From the title of the
book, the foreword and the pre­face
it is easily seen which of
these Ihe author employs as the
framework for his novel. Books
FROSH ENTERTAIN
JUNIORS AT PARTY
ST. VALENTINE'S DAY
The Valentine party given to
Juniors and faculty by the Fresh­men
on the thirteenth of Febnt­ar)"
was an especially enjoyable
occasion. Freshman Hall \\'35
attractively decorated III the
usual Valentine's style with fes­toons
of hearts and valentines.
A novelty Valentine radio- sta­tion
was attractively concealed by
a large heart. Two girls in old
fashioned costume opened the
heart and a charming program
was broadcast. The E\'olution
of College Entertainments was a
delightful skit of musical num
bers and the singing of "Belie\'e
Me if A1l Those Endearing
Young Channs" by Madeline
~rcCall. one of the most unfor
gettable impressions .
The cafeteria was transformed
into a veritable banquet-hall and
the refreshments were as appe
tizing as they were attractive.
N. t c.
IN MEMORIAM
oor was general chairman. assist- mental). Book reviews are im- that are great ha\'e a uni\'ersal
~, b We. the college students and
<II y various committees whose l)Ortan! features III our news- appeal; they are not based simply So C
oo-q>erat.l on had a great pan to pa~rs. but a good part of them on individual choice. Here, too, especially the. phomore lass
do in Illaking it a real party. is ..m. -ade lip of reaction to books is a test of the vallie of a book. e.xtend Ollr Slllcere sympathy to
Ollr classmate. Esther Merklinger
CHARLES ~6U~E DINNER in merely a passive feeling. It But the iml)Ortant thing to re- and her family in the death of
BIC SUCCESS ~an hardly be termed criticism. member is, "Be fair enough to their little one. From Holy Wri
i\len ha\'e adopted slogans in the find out what the author is try- we ha\'e the words of Jesus
The volunteer workers were ~fi.'_ld_'.f.,_,_"_'_d_,_m_,_t_h_,_,_'_'_u_It_bo_,_·,_g.;.'_'_g_"_d.'_.'_' ________ , 1 Christ, "Suffer the little ones to
tnttrtained at a supper party at ! ! come untO me." As the little
t!le Charles House Sunday. CUI BONO? ones Rocked about Christ when
Ftbntary 5. We were fa\"oredl '-•:•c --:_:_---::~--__::_7'-:-----7'-:_----:_:_ on earth. so this little one having
with an introductory speech by Examinations will ha\'e their class or as handy memoranda for done God's will on earth has gone
Miss Burke, followed by a talk effects, bitter enemies are drawn the words of a popular song, are to Him m His heavenly home.
by :\liss D'Olier on the various together, finn friends are bitterly suddenly and vigorously used for Long ill health !)Orne by this dear
~lds of social service work and estranged. furrowed brows frown the purpose for which they were child 'with a courage and uncom
the opportunities it holds for col- above formerly happy counten- originally intended. plaining acceptance rarely at
lege graduates. Father O'Hern, ances; all the pleasures of life In the midst of that week of rained by the mature Christian
continuing :\Iiss D'Olier's theme, are forgotten-food is left un- gloom and terror, Agnes and must have made her especiany
expressed his gratitude to the touched. much needed rest is de- Edith were seen fighting day by dear to lIis Sacred Heart, as it
I"Orkers and encouraged them III layed. even the prospect of dane- day like bitter enemies, belittling makes her loss more painfully
their work. mg to the tune of the "Doll each other in very contempuous felt by those whose daily admir
~Iuch to our disappointment Dance" holds no thrill; books and angry terms. We noticed ation it was. May He comfort
Father O'Hem was obliged to which were formerly regarded as dark circles under Adelaide Bie- them and fold her safe with His
(Colliinued on page 3) merely something to carry to (Continued on page 3) other lambs.
Page Two THE GLEANER
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ARE YOU PLA VING THE GAME?
There is OTIC basic principle upon which all society rests­reciprocity.
Shatter this and you would cause to totter the foun ­dations
of every governmental and soc1al in~tittltion now cl<;istent.
Upon what else is based OUT elaborate system of tariff and om
international diplomacy with its World Court and League of
Nations save the feeling of mutual helpfulness and need? Xot
0111y in international, but also in national, state, local and social
activities is evidenced this co-ordination of recip rocal parts for the
whole. Indffil it is the most common fact of our ordinary exist­ence
and it is one of the vital facts to which we should be fully
awake.
\Ve should begin to realize that we arc members of a com­munity,
not isolated units, and that as such we have duties to per­form
and duties lhat can't be shirked. Society does not owe u~
anything nor do we owe society anything except as we owe each
other. If we recei\·e fa\·ors we must expect 10 return them; if
we take we must gi\"e. More lhan ever" if we are college girls,
mllst we expect 10 refund what has been It:nl us and with interest.
for society is a high class bank that im"ests its savings in the
education of the individual. It is up to us not to swindle her into
a poor in\·estment but to play the game square-to begin doing
our share now in community work, college activities and social
service, to show we are alive and working and not slackers.
Society, in other words, has tossed us the ba!J-opportunity-it i~
up to \IS to make a goal.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN HERO WORSHIP?
Washington, Lincoln! Great names symbolizing birth,
redemption and progress. Proudly we claim them as typical
Americans, as stock and fiber of us and our country. But are
they? Are they typical of the average American-of you or of
me? Are our lives e\"en a poor imitation, but ne\·ertheless an
imitation, of theirs? Do we Iry to make their ideals, our ideals;
their truth, our truth; their greatness, our greatness? Or are we
rather petty little sycophants trying 10 bathe in the reflection of :..
great man's glory or trying to magnify our smallness in the mirror
of their greatness?
Do they not rather typify what we ought to be, not what we
try to be? Are we not hero-worshippers who merely worship but
r.e\"er stri\"e to imitate? If this is so and 1 am rather afraid that
it is, we shollid be ashamed to call these men brothers--to steal
their glory and endeavor to make it ours. \Ve should strive to
break away from this idle cult of hero-worshippers and weakling~
who distort a true man into a figurehead and a paper doll hero.
We should join the rank of the truly appreciative who show their
\·eneration and respect in doing things worthy of these great men.
We should make our lives a tribute to them by keeping alive the
ideals that they fostered; we should make our lives resemble theirs
so that we can say with truth: "The fathe rs and founders of our
nation are typical Americans who embody to the highest degret:
the ideals found in every true American, such as you or 1."
OUR EXCHANGE
All aboard for our second voy-, ~atiOIl llpon reading tv."0 of ~
age in helpful (?) criticism. As articles in your January number.
yet our exchange is .,mall but The criticisms of Francis Thomp­we're
~till hoping for greater, >iOn's poetry are e.xtremely wtll
things. "·e are especially sorry written. He is. indeed. the poet'l
for the unfortunate catastrophe poet. the reading of whose poem!
that pre\·ented \IS from e.xchang- delights us more each time thal
ing just now with the "Peri- we read. Of your editorials WI
;;cope.'. However those papers especially approve the one en­that
did reach us were especially titled "Soap-Box Sentiments."
fine and admirable and we are The book reviews of our news­glad
to welcome among our new papers arc nothing short of pain.
arrivals "The Watch Tower." ful. They need the donation of
'.THE \YATeH TOWER" a new compilation of superb.·
Marygnn./' Col/ege tives. The altogether humar,
Dctroit. Michigo1l spirit of "~lary Had a Litlh
Lamb" gave us several privatI
For ,·ollrnalistic form and in- ch IIC kl es, sl.I Ice experience tells UI
tere~ting content your paper is that the scenes are so true It
unusually. fine. Your issue of everyday life.
January 27, we considered ex-ceptionally
attractive. Thc edi- t t t
toriak especially "Thoughtless- '·THE LAUREL"
ness." were written with an ease 51. Bouen·eutllre Col/ege
and straight forwardness that St. BOUO"'·CJltIfTe, N. Y.
made them charming indeed, The December issue of tht
while the clever ~tyle of the news "Laurel," on the whole, a very
articles throughout bespoke earn- representative issue is a bit dis­est
and sincere work. \Ve would appointing in some respects.
sugge~t, however the addition of ·'Please Pass the Cranberries" is
more poetry as an aid to chann. merely a series of incidents that
A few humorous cuts would also lead nowhere. The poetry in this
enliven your news considerable.; issue is far below the standard
t t t
'·TII~: SUOXIA:\·'
SclOu Hill College
Setoll Hill, Po.
One of the best ways to get
that warm, "just-right" feeling is
to read something that coincides
perfectly with one's own ideas.
\\le received that pleasurable sen-
"THE WORLD'S DEBT TO
THE CATHOLIC CHURCH"
I3v DR. \\' ALSII
!\Iy feeling as r finish this
book is an earnest desire that 1
may always ha\"e before me as
vi\·idly as at present the realiza­tion
of all the Church has done
for the world. We are usually
impressed with one branch of the
which we are occustomed to find
i in this publication. The articles
are generally comprehensive and
well rounded. The Christmas
play is delightfully well done and
com"eys the real spirit of the
season, while the Christmas story
entitled '·The Santa Claus of the
Streets,'· shows a true cleverness
and artistry.
"A classroom is the only plaCf
where everyone's eager to take a
back seat."
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humanity is concerned. Her pre- 138 Ro ... wood T ....... e.
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pro\·ed"
The anthor does not take art
in a general sense, but deals with
each branch separately. Archi­tectwre
he calls the "greatest COIl­trill\
ltion the ChtlTch has made to
(Co ntinlled 011 page 7)
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Page' Three
ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI ! ." " " " " ! CUI BONO?
LINCOLN AND L1NDBERGH- (C'''''",,,d !"m P'g' 1)
The story of St. Francis of AMERICA'S PRIDE senbach's eyes which certainly
Assisi. as told by Chesterton, L------:.:.:..:....:..:..:.:....:.:...:..-:.:.:.:.:.. ______ ..!Iwere not the result of o,'er sleep-lingers
ill my mind. chastening Xew Orlean~ oi 1928 can to the pages of hjstory. Develop- mg. ( Perhaps that is the ex­and
sweetening it by its fragrance h.1.rdly be compared in size to the ment in el'ery line of industry is plan.ation of her strange stag-­like
the aroma of a rare perfume city of that name today. Then rapidly spelling OUl the leuers of gering down the hall to meet
For it is not the hare story with it could boast of only 100.000 in- PROGRESS until the famed Helen ~lcEneany who wore her
its chronological facts and details h.1bitant~. Had you therefore. nineteenth century is outdone by dress insKle am one morning.)
enumerated with tedious exacti- been ~untering along its main the I'ery begioning of the Dot Fleming carried her note­tude,
that Chesterton has given street on a day late in the spring twentieth. book constantly and was seen
us; but rather has he endeavored of that year. you would no doubt, But every age has its heroes opening it to scan the few socia­to
penetrate into that darling of ha,-e been attracted by the gaunt and el'er)' nation its great man. logy notes she h.,d acquired in
all ages-St. Francis. figure of a youth whose ungainly This time the country is cheering her leisure moments, to the evi-
In so doing. he has attacked walk made his six feet four for another routh. another lanky dent and "ehemently c."pressed
his problem with all the logic of inche~ appear extremely tall and ~ix footer with his hand on the 5urpri5e of Dorothy McGrath
the inteUectua! genius that is his. awkward. wheel of a plane. L"nlike the lad who could not fathom such an act
AU the old wives tales and You would not hal'e to look of the flat boat, he is already un- III a sophomore. Hilda Mc­legends
commou to any hero wor- into his kindly grey eyes a second (Ier pllhlic gaze with every people l\amara passed the cafeteria sev­ship
have becn swept away and time to know their owner was a at his feet. for he has already era! times withom inquiring
St. Francis is revealed to liS as frank. earnest, compassionate been acd'limed hero. He IS whether there was anything to
he was. and is. and as we cannot SOrt of youth. It would not be Colonel Lindbergh. eat.
fail to realize he must have been. difficult to imagine him at a slave There is a "triking similarity Even·where, Sen i 0 r sand
Xo matter-of-fact business man auction as resolving "to hit" that bctwtell "Honest Abe" and Freshn;en. Juniors and Sopho­who
has any feeling at aU, how- system whenel'er the opportunity "Lucky Lindy." Hoosevelt as- mores mingled together. Some
ever hidde:l for poctr)' whether ;ome~ to him and "hit it hard." cribed to Lincoln the traits of tried 10 studv. some pretended to,
rel'ealed in character or in song, This young man is some 1800 "indomitable resolution and cool- a few reali\' did-all worried.
could fail to appreciate the beau- miles from home. He has come headed ~anit)'. lIe had his hour \nd when 'the whole frenzied
Iy of this tale or be able 10 find a down the :\Iississippi on a flat- of triumph that would have week was o,·er and the death­flaw
in its tmth. Poor. indeed, is hoat and this is his first glimpse turned any weaker man's head," knell "reports" is sounded, wear­the
man who would go away of the world of trade and of .\nd this la~t trait, more than iii' we lamCllt-"Clii bono?"
irom this OOok unre£reshed, for :ommerce. XcII' Orleans pays anything else. has won the ' N. t C.
within its covers are contained a little heed to its vi~itor who ir: 10"e of Enrope and .\merica for Charles Hou:se Dinner
spirit that knows no limit, no re- I-ears to come is to be the honored Lindbergh. It is to America's Big Suc::c;:e:ss
stram, t save 0 r "~ od ,and a mm' d 'l nd revered. nOt of Americans (n.:,u.l' t Ih a't S II e can proudc e re ats (COli/jIll/cd from pog' 1)
t Il at el·er star ,I es one IIy 'I,S P h1'l - aloue. Lilt of 11ations. for his 0 r .u,r avery t I1 3t mean a d ,'ance- :ea\'e aiter s,..". -"-"king, and there-osop
h'l ca r m' Sl'gh ,, SOtlnd 'JU d g- name is .\hraham Lincoln. mem. "utI l OW muc I1 more to fore wa~ not present for the rest
men "... . an d WI'","., I1 111-1."r. ,\ hundred years ha'-e brought Il er J.:: Io rr "l~ Ict ".'"t Sh c: can pro- of the pro<"'n-'am. Rosemary
The opem' ng ch apters on the aoout maniy changes in m"odes of (tlte el·en ()11'e man u·l·g" enoug h X ugent entertained us with a few
World before St. Francis, are the Hie. Thing~ formerly unheard to be comp,ared W,I th her mi,g ht'I - .ocal :.ei<.'ctions and Mildred
fi nest t hat I have ever read. "t'h e of have now become common- e~t 0 1 illI'gh t y Il erocs, L'lO CO In . Burke gal'e two humorous selec-h
I r I d d lions in monologue form. Mar- \\' 0 e pagan era, at the begin- place. _-\nother war. greater and "one 0 t le rare~t an gran est
ning of the Christian religion. nlOre terrible than thaI iought Products of .\merican civiliza- cella l~eichenberger continued the
fi I I r A 'I B '30 program with a c1el'er recitation
thaes lselsim veiv aidnldy tlhCe omreu du st. haWt ceo saetes :o~.:,,:..:,~I"~,~,':,~,.~.~I:'"=,:..:"=d=d='d::..;~"::...~""='=':" ~'=;'='="_" _ _____'_''_ '_ '_ _' _, of "Lavinsky at the \Vedding,"
an d hI' des evcn the re fi ected glo,)' d:lrkncss. For it was the end of series of Mraggh. ng and meager \Ve wish to express our grati-of
the stars; we see the gloss of a stern night. a night of vigil IlOt sentences" he has done nothing tudc to i\!iss Burke for the ell­every
noble work a r art defiled u11visited h)' stars. He stood of use; for in one heart at Ie ast. joyah!e el'ening she afforded us
by t he touch 0 r an unclean god; with hi,· hands lifted, as in so he Ims giI'C11 rC,u,'l rt I1 to Ia ve a,n d which aml,I)· compensated for the
we see the hearts and souls of mam' stattles and pictures. amI admiration for that ch.armlllg work we have done tllere.
the people corroded and under- aoou't him was a burst of birds I saint-51. Francis. This "brief "\\'orks i:lee~ ~'f genius fall
mined by disillusion and black singing. and behind him was the I candle" which he has lit before under no art; heroic minds come
despair. Then like a gust of wind break of day." his patron saint's shrine. has lit under no rule; a Cnil·ersity is
on a sultry day, fresh, pure and The storl' of St. Francis' life. and will continue to light other not the birthplace of poets or of
sweet from the mountain tOp of which he - then unfolds is a candle~ to glow with unceasing not the birthplace of poets ....
hea'·en. we feel Christianitv triumph of artistic comprehension fl.ame before his altar. , but a Cniversity training is
sweeping the dirt aside, washing and conception that bares the so\!l :\L L .. 29. the great ordinary means to a
with the rain of purity and grace of a poet-saint to ordinary mor- N. t C. great bm ordinary end; it aims
objects steeped in licentious idol- tals. LoI·e surely must have A Flee Flies at the rabing the intellectual tone
atry. The world has been made wielded the pen that wove this Flee! I'l·ee·: \ synonym 1o r of societ)', at cultiyatim~r the whole again and in thanksgi\'ing woof of sympathetic understand- flee! public mi\ld at purifying the
and self-horror is ina~gurat~ the ing and of unrefutable truth. You I Oh 1 could almost fl.y! national ta~te, at supplying true
age of l>enance-1 he MIddle feel the )',). of his freedom from . I, .. d,',. Ilrincillles to popular enthusiasm \ r II d I \ SophollYOre gazed 011 ... ,
: ges. 0 ten ca e t Ie age of the world's bondage in the happy tress and fixed aims to popular aspira-ascetism.
Then came St. Fran- tOile of the author's remarks and tion. at <Til·ing enlargement and
'I Ch And "lnsect"! made reply. ...
CIS, lUt let estcrton tell it: now and then you sense the ring- sobriety to the ideas of the age,
"While it was yet twilight, a IIlg heroism of his unquenchable + + + at facilitating the c'<ercise of
figure appeared silently and sud- ardor beneath the printed text. Chinese customs provide valu- political power and refining the
denl)' on a little hill above the Che~tertOIl need not feel that ahle material for parties. .Ask intercourse of pri,·ate life."
city, dark against the fadi ng his work is "[utile" or that "in a the Seniors. John Henry Xewman.
Pap Four
! " ,
SHREDDED WIT
Sometimes Pulverized
"There mllst be some mistake
in the marking of the examin­ations"
complained a fair g..,pho­more.
"I do not think I deserve
an absolute lero." "Neither do
I," agreed the professor, "but it
is the lowest mark I'm allowed to
/,';\·e."
t t t
Soph.: "Do you know Tenny­son's
poem 'Crossing the Bar?'"
Fresh.: "That's the one about
the pole-vaulter, isn't it?"
t t t
K. O'B.: '" ain't goin'."
Teacher: "\Vhere is your
grammar?"
K. O'B.: "Oh, she's in the
country."
t t t
Columbus tried to reach the
~st by looking west, so does Ben
Turpin.
t t t
Little May's grandmother had
an old fashioned way of measur­ing
a yard by holding one end of
the goods to her nose and then
stretching the piece at arm's
length. One day May found a
piece of ribbon. Carrying it to
her grandmother she requested
gravely:
"Grandma, smell this and see
how long this is."
t t t
It's an ill wind that blows a
saxophone.
t t t
Notice on Bulletin Board­"
If the person who took my
logic notebook had returned it
before the exams. no questions
would have gone unanswered."
. t t t
Ticket Agent (at theater):
';Standing room only."
M. F.: "That's all right. I'll
take a seat in the standing room."
t t t
The church notice says: "Inas­much
as all honest efforts to raise
money have resulted in failure,
a bazaar will now be tried."
N. t c.
"Family peace is never pre­served
in jars."
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THE GLEANER
When the English essay is
spoken of. our minds inevitably
turn hack to l ii5 when the most
delightful of English essayists
was gi\'en to the world. There is
about the life of Charles Lamb
an appealing element which some­how
we cannot forget. After
being educated at Christ's Col­lege,
his life was for the most
part devoted to the care of his
sister Mary with whom he col­laborated
in many of his works.
So we see the gentle Lamb living
his unselfish life. writing at times
his longing for what might hav~
been in his essays.
H~ has pictured many of the
phases of London life with its
streets and its shops and its
theaters, for to him they were a
source of n~ver failing delight.
His "Christ's Hospital Five and
Thirty Years Ago" is considered
among the most charming, as well
as the most interesting essays
historically. Were it a part of
Dicken's works, the reader might
think it exaggerated but in this
case we know that Lamb lived
and experienced what he wrote.
h has about it that element which
fills the reader with sheer horror
at the inhuman cruelty which
youth underwent at Christ's Hos­pital.
Lamb makes us feel the
yearning which b«ame a part of
the young lad's dr~am of his
"native town with its church and
trees and faces ."
"Dream Children" is the ex­pression
of a nature that longed
for children and was deprived
of them. Lamb t~lls in a deeply
affecting way of two small chil­dren
who, in his mind, he pictures
as his own. It is a reverie, yet
so vivid that we are startled when
these wide-eyed children of
dreams vanish and leave us alone
with Lamb and "old Bridget at
our side."
N. t
E. K. '29.
c.
"YET AGAIN" ­M.
BEERBOHM
One might class Chesterton
and Belloc, J. C. Squire and
Beerbohm as the best modern
essayists. The CO-stellar artists
Chesterton and Bellce reveal in
theif works an elaborate, digni­fied
style quite different from the
charm, and easy humor of Squire
paniate authors seem to possess
that inner vision of seeing an
essay in every casual incident,
word and even in numbers.
!Il the "Catholic World" of
Fehruary there is a most enlight·
ening and intere~ting article on
Japanese ~1ission activity by­John
Laures. S. J. The storyo!
Japan's cOll\'ersion from a nation
of darkness and ignorance into
one of activity and progress is
the more poignant b«ause it is
of recent occurrence.
Japanese literature dates from .
the seventh century and its alpha ..
bet dates from the same period.
The stagnant character of !hi:
Japanese, in general, can not be
wondered at since the number oi
Max Beerbohm's "Yet Again"
is not disappointing to his ad­mirers
or his reader-friends of
"~Iore," "Things Xew and Old"
or "And Even Now." One of
his moSt charming essays remtni­scent
of youthful adventures is
on "Fires.'" There is a certain
loftiness as well as etherealness
about fire, the only element. so
the I~end runs, brought down
irom hea\·en. Fire is the symbol
of genius, purity and of friendli- their litterateurs is so scanty.
ness. There is an instinctive awe Christian enlightenment W31
that touches us at the sight of first brought by St. Frances
fire, either of a home ablaze, the Xavier in 1542. The accomplish.
terrible but wonderful sight of a ments of that saint and hero are
forest-fire, or of a fire on a cr:<lible only in the light of their
h rth Th h 'h
' II g"~ miraculous character. The story
"_e a.,_._ 'h ee'baorl, m"aha .h. ..."0' h'IS expI O'I ts and T'lSk s to spread
, .... s ....... n e s)m 0 e orne I G " Ch ' " d
d h d" h tIe ospe a Tlstlamty rea
an tetra Ilion t at one must J"k book f I '11' d
not poke a coal in a friend's 1 Ie a a t lTl 109 a venture
hearth until the mutual friend- ta es.
ship has dated seven years, has Since this debut of Christianity
resulted from the sacredness of in the sixteenth century, its dis-semination
has been very rapid
fire. and effecti\'e due in no small
"Seeing People Off" is a measure to the tireless labors of
psychological. perhaps analytical the Jesuits, as well as other mis­perception
of the strain common siollary orders.
\0 intimate i riends when parting The articles is an inspiration
for a time. Perhaps the rail- ior those inclined to limit the
road station under impersonal scope of Christianity or Chris­gaze
of employees and travelers tian charity to the spires of their
is a rather difficult place to e.x- own Churches.
press one's feelings, but it is also
quite romantic. It may be the
sight of the train, the shrill of the
whistle, the clang of the bells and
the gen~ral air of confusion and
nervousness that holds back our
tongues from uttering but the
most banal of commonplaces
while our hearts are eager to cry
out. The essay concludes with
the example of a professional
"see-er-off" who shows just how
it is. and can be done.
"Porro Unum" is a rather
t t t
On February 21st the Mission
Unit will have a speaker from
~laryknoll at its meeting. A tea
will follow the lecture.
N. t c.
What is that majestic piece of
mechanism which has graced the
curh (.Ill Lake Avenue ill f ront of
N" azareth College during the paSt
week? Ask "The Doctor"-he
knows.
keen. amusingly satiric and ap-I --------------
pealing sketch of the realJy appar- Know the Joy of Eating
ent ignorance, on the part of the REAL DELICIOUS CANDlES
world, of the government of Buy at the
Switz~rland. One is impressed Odenbacb Coffee Sboppe
with the idea that Switzerland is a very insignificant country. 111 ___S_ou_th _Cl_i ..t _oD_ a_t M_al_D __
has produced no great author,
poet. artist and its only hero,
William Tell, is a myth. It has
no native literature and in fact it
has no native language. In re­gard
to government, we know it
(Continued on page 5)
George Ballard
SHEET METAL WORKS
ROOFING and HEATING
869 Dewey
Glenwood 4917
Avenue
J- If COLLEGE DUST
,(
College dust this month takes
t- the form of molecular tit-bits
n scattcred in the short interval be­Iyf
twetn scores of mid-years and
the beginning of the new term.
n t t t o, But after mid-years there was
one grand week-end.
s + + +
Some of us spent it recuper­rl
aring from the effects.
t t t
, Others. being more fortunate in their year's work, took the
week-end for relaxation.
t t t
Dorothy McKay, Adelaide and
Clementine spent the week-end
in Auburn at Mary Forshee's.
t t t
Cor nell and Bona\,enture
Proms claimed Charlotte Sutphen
and Frances Leach respectively.
t t t
Lois and "Bee" must have had
a grand old time at Syracuse­they're
still talking about it.
t t t
Ctrtrude Walters received a
I'isil from Ruth Crum who is in
tmining at Clifton Springs.
t t t
Miss Carboni spent the "vaca­tion"
at Buffalo.
t t t
What is this that we hear about
Agnes and her mask?
t t t
)1argeT)' and Margaret Leary
spent Ihe week-end in Penn Van.
Your imagination will tell you
the rest.
t t t
And what about those choco­late
drops, Margaret?
.1. t t
Clementin~ had to leave
Auburn without seeing the inside
oi the "pen" although she did
get a glimpse of "Copper John."
+ + +
All our teachers gleaned new
infOrmation from our examin­ation
papers.
t t t
The quantity of black coffee
consumed at residence hall dur­mg
examination week was
astounding. Even Dorothy Mc­Kay
cultil'ated a taste for it.
t + t
A group of Seniors attendt:d
a party at the Sagamore on
February II.
t t t
The Sophomore-Senior Tea
Dance was reported a great suc-cess.
THE GLEA.NER P..,.e Fiv",
STUDENT SLANTS ON
PROBLEMS OF THE DAY
"Yet Again" M. Beerbohm
(Colltilmed fro,,, page 4)
One of the problems occupy­ing
the attention of all thinking
men and women in the United
States to-day is that of flood con­trol
of the Mississippi valley. It
is a question which should have
been to the fore long before this,
but the recent devastation of that
valley has brought it sharply to
the nation's attention. All are
agreed that action should ~ taken
to control these turbulent waters
but the how of doing it is trouble­some.
Shall the expense be borne
by all the states. shall it ~ a na­tional
task, or shall it be restrict­ed
to the actual states concerned?
The states which have suffered
most from the inroads of Missis­sippi
waters are Mississippi, Ar­!..-
ansas. and Louisiana. It would
indeed ~ a monstrous task for
three states, not the richest in the
union by any means, to attempt
this work. Should all the states
take it upon their sl1ouldets? Let
liS see. Those states contributing
to the Mississippi, partners-in­crime
as it were, ought surely to
unite in controlling this menace
just as surely as they must unite
in relief to the sufferers.
Of the total number of all thc
states, all but sevcnteen contribute
to these wasteful orgies of the
Father of waters. "The extent to
which the Mississippi \'alley is
the United States speaks out in
the description of its boundaries.
Its Red River ann skirts all
North Texas and penetrates New
Mexico. Colorado and Wyoming
are reached from it by the Ar­!..-
ansas and the branches of the
Missouri, while )Iontana is a
child of Mississippi - Missouri
navigation. North Dakota marks
the contact of Mississippi drain­age
with that of the Saskatche­wan.
Minnesota and Michigan,
Illinois, I ndiana and Ohio are
scored with easy passages for
canals from the basin of the
Great Lakes to the Mississippi
1·a1ley. The Chautauqua Lake
district in X ew York is in the
Mississippi basin, and Pennsyl­I
·ania and West Virginia send
traffic down the Ohio for the
)-lississippi. Old Virginia sits
with one foot on the Atlantic at
:s'ewport News and the other on
Mississippi waters in the Clinch.
Georgia pours out her historic
Chickamauga into the Tennessee
which misses her northwestern
tip by scarcely more than a
stone's throw, and sweeps nobly
across all Alabama-a great ave­nue
of commerce of the future
is a Republic bllt the name of its
President IS not IInil'ersally
known. el'en among the Swiss
themselves. The ambitious moun-in
which Georgia must share." tain climhers, and winter sport
A cursory glance at the fore- enthusiasts. are most devoted to
going quotation shows the utter Switzerland. the Kingdom of
folly of thinking of sectionalism Sportsdom. bllt what does Switz­in
speaking of the Mississippi. erland m<.!an to the world in
In promoting a scheme for the general?
diminution of this flood menace Everyone who has travelled at
sel'eral things must be done. Tht: all hns experienced or obsen·ed
first nnd most obvious, is the in- the friendliness of strangers.
creasing of the height of the lev~ They may pass out of one's life
and strengthening them. Next in very shortly but they leal'e a cer­considerntion.
is reforestration at tain impression making the place
the sources much farther back, of meeting dearer for that asso­up
the Mississippi and its tribu- ciation. 1\[r. Beerbohm calls this
laries. lmpounding waters by feeling. "sympat, the mutual acci­widening
streams, or by building deLlt on which subsists a friend­dams
and locks present another ship formed in a holidny or in
auxiliary pre\·ention. the solitude of some place far
As a result of these e.xpendi- from home."
tures. the nntion will find some- One must not read these essays
thing more than mere safety for with expectations of being
the residents of the lower Missis- nroused to n higher sense of duty
sippi I'alley. although indeed or of being wafted abroad the
that consideration is paramount. i loftier seas of life. However,
There will be increased nal'iga-, :'111. lkerbohm's essays inAuence
tion facilities; the products of the' us in our interaction with people
forest will ~ renewed and in-' and in meeting the quirks and
creased; there will be seen hancl jerks of lifc with good-natured­in
hand consen'ation of coal de-i n~~s and humor. Is not this
posits and greater use of hydrau-, something very wonderful to be
lic power for manufacturing, and gnined from reading oi mere
for lighting cities. books? F. M. '29.
This last result automatically N. t c_
will score us on our waste of
coal when we could and should YOU PLAYED FAIR
~ utilizing the much more abun- Yes, )'Oll ha,:e foiled but you
dant water power. Speaking con- tricd,
scientiously nnd with a view to You told the truth whcn olhers
giving a square deal to posterity, lit'd;
ought we to burn coal if we can YOII stuck by thc rules of thc
use water power to accomplish gamc,
the same ends? "The enonnous YOII played squore, so smile just
loss to the world in the power the .\'ame .
wasted in our ril'ers has been
brought to our attention by e.x- To keep u"sullied yOI" fine nome
perts, showing that exhaustion of Is betlcr tlWI! 0 tawdry fome
our coal measure is going on al-most
as rapidly as destruction of To lose but m:.:er cheat to will
our timber supply. Coal is valu- Is bellcr Iholl 0 gaill by sin.
able for its heat, its light and its M. L. '29.
power. The waste at our unused
power sites is in these I'ery units N. t C.
of heat. light and mechanical ;'Flattery will nlrn a man's
energy." head el'en though he has a stiff
Once started upon even a super- neck."
ficial consideration of flood con- N. t c_
trol of the Mississippi \'alley, "A night key is the latest thing
questions arise in countless nurn- out."
bers. The question faces every 1------------­,\
merican who is solicitious for
the wealth and welfare of his
land. This is no problem lim­ited
to a certain section. Its solu­tion
will mean ~Ilefits to every
one of the United States. Then
let el·ery one of these United
States get behind, push and has­ten
the solution!
H.C.,'29.
Paee Sil[
Tuesday, January 31. the stu­dents
of Xazareth .\cademy cele­brated
the f~1 day of Sister
~1arcella. In the morning Re,'.
Father ~[l1ckle lectured on the
"Life of the Little Flower," and
moving pictures were presented.
A half holiday followed. The
Senior Class presented Sister
Marcella with roses and a spirit­ual
bouquet.
t t t
Mid years. that period of
gloom and terror, has passed and
the Seniors have triumphed over
Intermediate. To help celebrate
the triumph. they presented their
devoted Sister-teacher with sub­stantial
tokens of appreciation of
her untiring efforts.
t t t
The work on the Senior
Annual has commenced and we
are all fuII of interest in its suc­cess.
t t t
The Senior Class gave a radio
Valentine party February 14. A
dance solo and a c1e"er Chinese
duet added novelty to the event
and the Senior song was retel\'cd
with greal enthusiasm by all.
N. t c.
DE SCIENTJA
Science. as my fellow class­mates
will only too readily agree,
has seen some very marked
de"elopments within the last few
decades. Sometimes one won4
ders how mortal man could ever
conceive such inventions as have
been put on the market lately.
There is. for instance, the patent
milk bottle opener that causes
more milk baths than the desire
10 keep that schoolgirl com­plexion;
the fluid that toughens
atl!o tires making them impreg­nable
to puncture; the pills and
liquids thaI cure instantaneously
headaches, sunstroke, heart
trouble. li,-er ailments, corns and
dandruff r Then there are those
discoveries which, though in4
tended !O benefit mankind, have
really resulted in making him lose
a great deal of his refinement,
nature and self-possession.
Among this latter class we must
include Fords (old models of
course) and radios. Of course, I
wouldn't Ihink of belittling any
of their good points. While the
Ford is a cause of vexation to the
older generation and to those
(Co lllinlled 011 page 8)
T HE GLEAN-ER4
CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE
(Wjth apa/ogjrs to Sir COlklll /loy/rl
"\Vhat do \'ou m.1ke of il? heen alrcad\ di"co,·ered. and I
\"atsen?" said ~Ir. Sherlock wa~ h~ IIU ~ean" certain that the
Holme,. putting his feel on Ihe dU6 I had ohtained were \'alu­table
an(! drawing at one of hi~ ahle_ Take this hairpin. for ill­favorite
brand of cigar~. ,mllfe. L·nti! I ,..aw similar one"
"That the crime was committed. in Ih~ hair of other young ladies
in cold blood by a woman-a [did 1I0t even know it was a hair4
voung woman of perhaps. "'"lY. pin. Furthermore. I heard that
~illetecn years:' answered the they were purchased at \\'001-
faithful \Vatson \."lowingly. worth'". and went there and
·'Fine. But why do YOII think hought i\ handful myself. You
it was committed by a young ~ee the\" arc called 'Bobettes,' and
woman in preference to one of were ~nde purposely to secllre
the opposite se.x:-" loch too short to he long and too
"Why-because ..... " Wat- long to he short. They cannot
son looked bewildered, as if such ,lip from the hair unless it is only
a thought had never entered his JIM beyond the fi rst st.1ge of bob­head.
hing. and therefore I concluded
"To he sure," answered the that the person ill (IUestion was
detective musingly. "The crime just beginning 10 follow the fad.
was committed in a school main- I [ere too. i~ a hair, a dark brown
mined exclusively for girls, and hair who~e length unly confirms
so admits oi no other solution. "Il)' discovery."
Your powers of perceplion are "But the complexion," pro.
increasing. my dear \ValSOn. But :e"led \ratson. "wa.~ that only
I can tell you a little more .. upp(O~itiQn~"
definitely who the suspect wa". ":Xu. 'I1reh· ,·ou must know
In the first place, she is a young thai J ne,·er" acrept things on
lady. an undergraduate, fi"e feet ~upp,,~ili()n. YOIL"ee this red
four inches tall. She has dark powder~· ~t1h~tance: It is rouge
brown hair. bobbed, which she is of a dull red color. I f she were
encouraging to grow. Eyes-- nOI in the hahit of u"ing it. she
gray-green; comple;"ion. fair, would not SlOP at the scene of
which she is in the habit of im- the ..:rime In perform a perfectly
pro"ing artificially. On the night unnatural atlion. and if her com­of
the deed she wore a light green plexilln were naturally ruddy, she
dress. ~Ioreo"er, she will return \\'(>uld nut lie in the habit of using
to Ihe scene of the crime tonight. it."
and we will be in a position to "!iut. eye~ of gray-green,"
detain her." \\" .. t:;on reminded him.
lie ~Iallced across at \\'atson, "\\·alson. you >;uy thaI the
IIIho. though he was accustomed crime was committed in cold
10 the detective's startlillg dis- blood. Yel vou have no eddcn..:e
closures, nevertheless had diffi- to ~t1]lIKort ;·{)u. I have. If il
culty in maintaining his com- were not deliberate, wouitl she
posure. Finally he spoke: ,lOp to perform a superfluous
"Can you tell me how yOll action like rouging her cheeks
gleaned alllhat information from ,lr adjusting her bob~ Yet she
a room de\"oid of clues? All did. And \'OU must know as a
traces oi the guilty person had doctor. \\"a"tsoll, lhat those per­been
obliterated-" -'(llh are most composed in crises
"Oh no. my dear fellow!" .... ho ha\-e eye" of a grayish hue.
laughed Holmes easily-"But It i" I){)s,ible thaI ,he may be a
yOIl were too late to find them. 'riminally minded person with
Here are a few I managed to pick blue <)r hrown e,·es, but it is not
lip between the time r called you probahle. "
and your arri\·al." He pushed "Ii she slopped 10 look in the
fo rward a piece of paper on :nirror." said \\"at"on beginning
which lay one or two \·ery insig- to see light.
nificant articles and a few grains "Exactly-if she ~topped to fix
of dull red powder. her loob ill the mirror, she mllst
"But you said there had been ha\·e adjusted the mi rror 10 suit
no clues up to the time I arri\'ed." ht·f. \\'al~on. how tall are you?"
"Merel\' a precaution. old fel4 "Fil-e feel four." answered the
low. On·t's perceptions are not /.({x,d doctor promptly.
fully aroused when one knows "I{ight-)'ou ~ee 1 remembered.
that ,·aluable information has .\nd. 1£ you recall, I placed you
in iront of the mirror and asked •
~-ou to look imo it ."
"_\nd J had to tilt it back th ree­quarters
of an inch to be able til
~cc directly into it."
"Which was the way I found
it when I arri"ed ')11 the scene.
\rat.,on. a person of fi\'e fet!
five would not have to adjust IhI:
mirror al all. while a person 01
fi'·e ieet three would ha'·e to ti
il back ahno~t two inches."
The amazed doctor looked a:
hi~ confrere admiringly.
"I traced the suspect." con­tinued
Holmes slowly. " to J
dance which took place that night
and found on inqui ries that I
person answering 10 my descriJ>
tion had auended it, and that sir
wore a light green dress. NOl
doctor. I want you 10 come wit!
mc to the libra ry. I have toll
rou tha! the guilty one will re­turn
there lonight. She al readr
suspe<·ts that we are detecti" eJ
employed to apprehend her, a~
though to the other students .... 1
are merely visiting professors.
~Ioreover. she h.'lS learned thal
we are to leave tomorrow, whicb
me.11lS that we will expose the
crinunal between now and dw
rime. If 1 am at all a judge oi
human nature. the knowledge wil
drive her to the scene oi th/
deed."
I Ie rose. and they adjourned I(
Ihe library. "See that window
old fellow? It is the only Olll
accessible from the campus, all(
so between the hours of eight all(
ten. lhat is, when the re are the
fewest persons about, she wiD
enter from that window."
He ceased speaking. Immedi.
ately the door opened, and a gir:
of approximalely fi,·e feet four
inches in height entered the room.
She had dark brown hair, gray·
green eyes. and a fair complex iot
cosmetically improved. She WOrt
a light green dress. She all'
proached the table, placed a book
on it and started to withdraw.
"One moment, ~iiss Calhoun:
the Quiet voice of Sherlock
Holmes addres,;ed her. "I al[
;ndebled 10 you for your fo re­~
ightedness in deli,·ering yourseli
.Ip. Ha'·e you anything to say?"
"I didn't do it!" she cried. "I
didn't want to! I couldn't her]:
myself !"
"The state doesn't punish for
crimes for which one is not re­sponsible."
suggested Holmt!
kindly.
"Oh. he drove me to it! My
(Coll tinlled OIl page 7)
!i "The World'. Debt to
~
the Ca tbolic Cburcb"
(Colltinued frotn page 2)
ci"ilization." Even the casual
obsen'er who will not trouble
xl himself to investigate the claims
e. of the Church for glory cannot
er but be astounded at the magnifi­Ie
eeoce of her edifices. When we
H; consider that these gems of arch­~
itecture made their appearance
when engineering had not reach­II
ed its present development, they
become all the more marvelous.
The work done by her artists
a in the early days of the Church
is in great part preserved for us
today. The author stresses the
fact that oluch of this glorious
work would probably never have
been done had the artist's purpose
not been solely the desire to beau­tify
his Church, with little regard
for pecuniary gain. The three
geniuses of the Renaissance,­Raphael.
~lichelangelo and da
Vinci have lived through the
ages because of their work done
for the Church, around which all
their triumphs center.
T H E GLE A NER
Ibn ,ntnts Circum.tantial Evidence -- I (Cotltimled from page 6)
We see by the papers that a family-I would bt: disinherited
Boy's Week is to bt: established -driven out on the street. The
in Rochester-why not a College
Loyalty Week at Nazareth?
t t t
~1id-years have given some of
0111' professors rather peculiar
ideas. Witness the query of our
English tcacher one day last
week-"\Vho's vacant here?"
t t t
"The modern idea of a college
student is a jug into which the
professor pours a conglomerate
mixture that won't pour back but
doesn't stick."
t t t
By the way we always knew
there was something funny about
ou r editor. Wil! Rogers is arrh··
ing April 14, to celebrate the
birthday of a brother down.
+ + +
"The school of experience is
conducted on the cafeteria plan;
you P.1y for what you take when
you get it, whether you like it or
not."
crime was not mine--it is his­my
father's." Then, more slowly,
"He said that it was all my fault
and if it happened again,-There
was only one way to stop, one
alternath·e. and that was-"
Holmes nodded slowly, "I
understand," he said softly.
"There was no way out. Your
father could not be reconciled to
your views?"
"Oh, you do not understand !"
tearfu!ly. "My father, you do
no know him. He is stern, almost
brutal. I would rather face the
law than face him with the thing
undone."
"My dear young lady," said
the detective, nsmg and going
over to the only window acces.
sible from the campus. "I am
;roing to do an unprecedented
thing in the history of crime. I
am going to let you free-scot
free, and r think you have wits
enough not to be caught in such
The sculpture, wood carvh.lg, an act hereafter."
and the workmanship on various t t T
useful objects prove that art Dorothy Mattes will make a
He raised the window as he
spoke, and the girl, with a rush,
penetrated the very lives of men. great song writer when she grows stepped OUI and was gone.
E\'erything was made as beauti- up, so the biology class says.
fu! as possible, and there is charm She's running the author of "Th~
in the most minute detail. What Belle of Barcelona" a close
an uplifting and beneficial effect second with her "~1aybe it is and
this generalization of beauty must maybe now it isn't."
ha\'e had upon the lives of the t t t
He turned to Watson, who had
been standing in the same posi­tion
for the last five minutes. As
Holmes came toward him, he
bnlshed him aside and sprang
toward the window. "She's
gone !" he cried hoarsely. "You
-let-her-go !"
people in the Middle Ages! . Any~ne seekmg water wa~es
~I usic is the one art which lTl motIon apply to Clementme
probably owes its origin and de- Koch, past master of this difficult
velopment to the Church more art.
The detective smiled wearily.
"Sit down, my dear doctor, and
than any other. Music has bt:en ---------------------------­an
e~selltial part of the Church
service since the earliest times. WHAT OTHERS ARE SAYING:
Saint Ambrose made some of the
most \'aluable contributions to
music In the history of the
Church. The ~Iass was, by many
composers, considered that in
which they wished most to
triumph. As a result, some of
the most man'elous compositions
(Continued 011 page 8)
Commenting on a movement to put Seattle into the
telephone bllSinf!S~, the Seattle TImes says :
"Nothing could be more ridieulous than the idea
that Seattle can afford to construct, equip snd main­tain
a telephone system. The argument that we own
and operate successfully a lighting plant and a Itreet
car system won't hold water. The street car system
isn't :tble to maint3.in its tracks, and if the light and
power plant is a success, then Pond was a real
financier."
ROCHESTER CAS & ELECTRIC CORP,
Page Seven
have a cigar." He pushed his
friend down' into a seat and
forced a cigar between his lips,
lighting it. "Don't interrupt;"
putting up his hand as Watson
was about to speak, "until you
hear what T have to teU you.
That young lady you just saw is
a criminal. Whether for~ by
circumstance. or acting on her
own, she is still a criminal. I let
her go. Why? There are too
many of these young people in
the prisons and court-rooms to­day.
Environment has much to
do with shaping their !i\'es, Will
she benefit more, do you think,
by paying the enforced penalty of
prison life. or in the atmosphere
of a college where her friends
and companions do not suspect
her crimer"
"But murder!" protested Wat­son
in consternation.
"Murderl \Vhat murder ?"
Holmes looked astonished for a
few moments, and then chuckled
dryly as he turned to his com­panion.
"\\'atson, I am sorrow
that I neglected to tell you more
of the crime." He picked up the
book lying on the table, and toyed
with it idly. "How .... -ould you
say the name of this book?" He
brought it o\'er to where \Vatson
~L
"Excumenical Theropentics of
the Quasi-Astronomical Aura,"
his friend answered. But Sher­lock
Holmes had returned to his
seat and seemed to forget his
question.
"A few days ago," Holmes re ­sumed.
taking up his story, "a
student failed in an examination
that she had repeated several
times. It appeared that her father
became more angry at every fail·
ure until he threatened to put her
from his home at the nc.'(t lapse.
There was no textbook for the
particular course to which I re­fer,
it being a lecture course, and
there was only one other book,
which was not accessible to stu·
dents. That book was 'Ex­cumenical
Theropentics of the
----------------------------1 Qua:>i-.\stronomical Aura'."
K O'B '31.
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Page Eight THE GLEANEK
"The World's Debt to ST. V ALENTINE'S DAY
the Catholic Church"
(Colltinllrd from page 7) "Sister. may we have a Valen-j Day made jUq for ~irls and their
which have been left to us have tine box~" For twelve years of ' tcacheh~" When a girl heeome~
our school life this wal' the cry eig"ht~\:n or nineteen. does her
theI nM raesgsa rfdo rt ot hpeoiert rsyu,b tjheec t.a uthor heard at lea..;t on,e week befon; intere,\( III St. Valentine's Day
has anI' to mention the names the fourteenth 01 Febnl3ry 01 entirely disappear?
of the) world's three greatest ~ch year. As a result of t~e plea I wnllder if )Olarion'~ prettiest
poets, Chaucer, Dante and Shake- U1 every room. u,sually dUring t~e Valentine i~ addressed to Evelyn.
speare, who plainly show the in- afternoon of thIS day. a beauu- and vicc versa: Can't you see
fluence of the Church in their fully decorated box was placed the di.-appointment if the letters
works. to pro\'e that the Church on the teac~er's desk and in this cOrl1in~ to Residence hall on ncxt
has been a powerful factor in this lJ:ox each girl placed her Valen- '\\le"day aren't considerably lar­branch
of art. Dante has made tmes, Then .. a postmaster and g"cr than usual;' \Vho knows but
the subject matter of his master- mail ~e~ ~vlllg been se!~ed. they may take on the shape of
piece simply the doctrine to the the dlsmb,utlon of the mlsslv~s l1l'art-"hapcd hoxe~ ~
Church in regard to life beyond began. ~o one could explam \\ c arc all secretely ~ure that
the gra\'e. Kowhere in Shakes- the ~Ieasure aroused by the pretty Kate's he~t Valcntine will he
pearl' can we find teaching co;}- sentl~:ntal ones from our \'cry siJ,(I1l'(1 "B". but thcre is doubt
trary to that advanced by the best Iflends, nor could the. laugh- ~~·Kh'a',I,:'.'.: Bec" will he signed
C
hurch and wh- _ a 0-1 qu _ ter pro\'oked by the comic one~
• ...r... m ,.. es b .]] d TI I' f
tion arises he plainly shows his e stl e . 1e teac le: S, 0
mind to be in full accord with course. wa~ the vcry ludlcs! we
the Roman Church. The author could find. h~rt shaped and lacy.
mentions many modern poets who and expressmg our love ~s. no
were in the Church, and this words or any amount, of oflgmal
helps to prove his point. poetry. could do. \\ I' took, the
Valentmes home, put them III a
\\'c aho have reason to believe
that COllnic might not furget the
;:u't!,m of her grammar school
dap. that ui ~el1ding ValentinCl;
to htr ttachers.
N. t c.
DeScientia
.. ConlilllJed from pagl! 6)
taken care of (provided hi!
friend n1l1s a gas station).
Our other disl>osition ruiner
radio. has also its good I>oint
Radio must not be confused with
radium. Though both are com­parati"
ely recent discoveries, they
havc little in comillon e."<cept that
both are priceless :-a grain 01
radium is SO precious that a h~g
sum cannot buy it, a radio na
absolutely no price-a few ria
cans and a couple of wires will
make a gorgeous set.
.\t any rate, science seems to
ha\'e taken it into her head to re­fonn
old man \\'orld. He isn't
the ,;ame old man at all that Itt
used to be. He proceeds a lot
faster on his way by means of
hi~ balloon-tired machines, yet he
is always rushing and never
~ems to catch up with the times.
lie speeds ftom one place to an­other
with science forever \Ipon
him hrandi~hing her electric roll­ing
pin. and egging him on to
~\\'iher action. Yet we bow OUf
heads with old man \Vorld and
ask. "For hetter, or worse?"
)of. B. T.
The ~art p~ayed by the ~hurch box, perhaps. and forget all about
at all . um.es III ~he educatIOn of them until the ne,xt n::lr, when
mankind IS forclbl~ set forth tJy once more Vie eagerly -begged for
the author. .The lI:nportan~e of a "Valentine Box."
the mo~st.erles which furnIshed Do we still do this, bring
the beg\1llll\lgs for ~ny ~~ the Valentines to school to exchang<:
greates~ European um\'ersmes IS them with our girl friends? Do
suffering from jarred Ilenes and
spinal troubles, it has become an
absolute Ilcce~~ity 10 the siruggl- School and Sorority Emblems
illg college hoy. A couple dol- Personal and &hool Engraved
lar~ for the: can it~elf. a few cents Stationery-Samples and Dedgru
Cheerful!}' Submitted.
emphasized. It was among Cath­olics
alone that feminine educa­tion
flourished In the Middle
Ages.
One need not be in doubt con­cerning
the truth of Christ's
promise to be with His Church
after reading this ,'olume by Dr.
Walsh. No institUlion could oc­cupy
so central a position among
all t~e good and beautiful things
of life for so many centuries
without Divine Assistance.
A. M. S., '29.
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