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April 1, 1980 Nazareth College of Rochester, New York
Nazareth to Become Men's College
8y Anne Taravella said Paul Buntlch, director of
admissions. "This complete
changeover can only help our
continuous pursuit."
Academically, Nazareth's
lIim will now be to enable
more men to complete deg ree
requirements In the fine arts
arell, as well as other areas
now being expanded, such as
matl)ematlcs/science and
business/management. Ma·
jars in accounting, computer·
science, bio·chemlstry,
political science and a
master's degree in speech
pathology/audiology will be
offered in the later 1980·~.
it."
Alas, tis sport ... President
Kldera says that "the vast rna·
jority of Ihe changes we a re
making In academics and in
other programs are more ap·
pealing to today's man. We
will also be putting our major
promotional and recruiting
t.hrust In an area. we are al.
ready known and have.achiev·
ed a tremendous amount of
credibility - the ar"" of
a thletics."
You heard it right; NaUlreth
will no longer be co...,d, A
well-known examination of
the "Men 6t NaUlreth" was
recently made by the Public
Relations Department in the
form of II fellture publication
for Winter, 1980, Thi~ close
look at the most special of
students (males) hilS promp­ted
a significant decision by
the President and the Board of
Trustee", The group hilS
decided that Ihe men at
NaUlreth are such a good
thing, Nazareth will be going
male all the way by the fali of
1981.
Why recruit only men in
Nazareth's future? The answe'r
rel"te~ to the fact that the
administrllUon has been
spending 811 of Ifs time trying
to Incr'ease mille enrollment.
Hindered by the Incorrect
stigma o( Nazareth being a
Calholic girls' school. no real
man would enroll without
thinking twice, three, or four
times, before risking the label
of "fag." "The only _y to
eliminate this "[ag" stigma is
to change'the school entirely"
"These changes do nol rep·
resent a shift In our academic
center of g ravity; nor a move·
ment towards vocationalism
at the expense of the liberal
am," said Sr. Marion Hoctor,
vice-president for academic
affairs. "They are' an altempt
to update our present course
offerings to meet the educa'
tlonal need. 01 young men:'
A crowd of Nazareth men applaud the Board's decision
Therefore, the sports em·
phasis will continue. 'The
addition of the cross·country
and ~occer teams will make it
neCeSSllf}' (or us to have a
larger group of men to choose
from. The dec:i.ion to Change
gives us that large group. In
fftct, it will be a requirement
that each enrolled student of
Nazareth must be an athlete.
It's my belief that liberal arts
and men's athletics go well
together. For example, the
three best swimmers in the'
college are art students . . .
and (rom now on, instead ot
forcing ourselves to ask
athletes to keep a grade· point
Since one major aim Is to
allow men a degree in Fine
Am, let's examine this area.
"Men aJe just as much into
ceramles, jewelry, and wea\>·
ing""sthey are in photography
alidsculpture. You can always
'teli a male from a fem81e ar·
tistie work. The work of the
men is ~way.lhe finest ... it's
a good and progressive Idea
to have them take ()\Ier com·
pletely," s&id Sr. Magdalen
laRow, chalrm"n of the art
department.
Sr. Josepha Kennedy, pro­fessor
of music, is all for the
Medaille to Die, Afterall
By Sue Rubright
After reviewing the deci·
s ion to restructure the
architecture of Medaille resi·
dence hall. made by the Com·
mittee on the Qu.aJJty of
Res idential Life, President
Kidera, in concurrence with
the New York State Depert·
mentof Health has announc·
ed the decision to demolish
the building. A3 01 April 8th,
all residents of MedaJlle will
be relocated.
"The matter Is e.ntirely out
of my hands," explained
Kidera. "The New York State
Board of Health inspected the
building on April 1st and
declared it unsanitary and un·
fit for human habitation." In
other words, the building has
been condemned.
"We have been lucky -
The Board gave us seven days
to evacuate and relocale !ill
the Medaille residents. The
unfortunate students will be
temporarily placed in the
O'Connor Complex where
residents who occupy a single
room will be requested to
share their housing facilities."
Isn't this a great hardship to
the victims of Medaille - for­cing
them to move Otlt in the
last month 01 the semester?
"Yes, this is a slight incon­venience,
but in the long run,
the move will benefit the
future Nazareth men. In place
of Medaille we have plans to
build a new, 1111 modem, lux·
ury dorm," Kidera explained.
Dr. Sutherllmd, assistant
professor of English, and
chairman of the Committee
on the Quality o( Residential
Life .. again stated thm, "t.he
committee is trying to look lit
the residential areas as a
whole, and to Improve the big
p icture al together. T he
improvement will be made
La f'.1aJson f'.1edaille
when the campus change.s
from a co·ed college to an all
male sports-oriented campus.
A modern buildi ng will
repillce Medaille. We begin
our task with no specific
design in mind, P ... \ will move
toward ' one which we assure
will be contributory to the
mission of the college." He
Ihen added, "of course the
new building will have a base­ment
gymnaslum, a whirlpool
and universal gym equip­ment."
-Who is to blame for the fate
of Medaillet Ms. Judith Rose,
instructor of mathematics
stated that "poor structure is a
downfall." Ms. Rose
- states that "the building is
literally flliling down." Public
Relations, in response to The
Gleaner's Inquiries; replied
that "The residence hall which
is to be architecturally
altered, Medail le. will be torn
down. The economic (octors
have been weighed lind the
money set aside for repair will
be beller Invested in a new
male dormitory:'
Who called the New York
State Department of Health?
Seniors Theresa Ringwood
and Theresa Harnett said they
felt that the bui lding was "not
conducive for our goals a.s a
new living community." R.A.
Janine Erb complalned that
she WaS "tired of wearing ther·
mal underwear. socks, mil·
tens, and ski caps to bed, and
then waking up extra early to
scrape frost off the bathroom
mirrors and Ice (rom the
con!'d. on page 2
change because she's Into
hea.vier instruments and will
now be working with tubas,
violas, and trombones: instru·
ments requiring a male's
greater st rength. Dr. James
Kolb, Theatre Arts director is
very glad about the change.
"With more men, flOW we clIn.,J
do the ':Pirates, of Penzance:
and that's a promise. Every·
one's been bugging me about
conl'd on page 3
La Milison Francaise
French House Sold
By Kathy BIIuer
The French House has been
sold because Na,zareth can no
longer afford to maintain it.
This sale i~ the peginning of a
series of major cutbllcks in
the school budget.
The girls \IIho present ly live
In the French House have
been asked to move into the
cellar of Medaille by tomor·
row morning. "I'm really go·
ing to miss the French
House," said o ne girl as she
packed her suitcases, "And so
will all the other girls who have
lived here. It's a shame that in
the proce.ss, of saving money
Nllzareth had to give up
something that was so tradi·
tional /!:nd vital to the
campus."
The new owner, Michael
Garret. plan5 to n\OlJe in ~s
soon as the gir~ s move out.
The French House will remain
a French House. but from now
on only Na2areth men will be
permittei! to live there. under
the supervision ofl~r. Garrett.
Though the French House is
now prlvat.ely owned, it will
• stili be closely connected with
the "ampus.
"No longer will Nazareth
men be deprived of the oppor­tunity
to live in an atmosphere
that is conducive to the study
of French." said Mr. Garrell.
Already, there are one hun·
dred and forty-seven Nazareth
men who want to live. in th"
French House next year. In·
terested males are urged to
list the French House as their
first choice d.uring Room
Draw. UnFortunately, only a
few men will be selected, and
the re.st will be put on a
waiting list. Iii order to ac­comodale
as many men as,
possible, expansion of the
French ' House will be
necessary. The administra­tion
is th inking of selling Car­roll
Hall and Smyth Hall next
year, and there are
possibilities of expansion in
those two buil a ings,
The new French House
marks the dawn of a new era
for Nazareth men. At last.
there is a place for little~ boys
to go "Oui, ou!."
One of Ille last NaziJreth women gets lIef exercise
A Night In the Ubrary
By Elissa MaTl'll
The Lorette Wilmot IIbrery The card catalogue is very ex·
is one of the newest and tensive and helpful. Keep in
elaborate structures on the mind, though, that the card
Nazareth campus. And well it catalogue lists books that the
should be. In the annals of college would like to have -
Nazareth history, the name of not those It necessarily does.
Lorette Wilmot isas respected The Readers Guide. to
and well·known as Frank J. Periodical literature Me
ZornowandOtto&;hult • . And aJways available, and If you
any o( you who make It are having a hard time
through the all· new security locating the magazines listed
sySlem without breaking your there, remember that the ad·
pelvis, are in for as rich and ministration has your health
reWllr<!ing an ·experlence.... in mind; they put the Periodic
reading \JIe commuter mall. Guides upstairs. and the
When you nrst enter the ma·gazine. downstai!3 so that
library and begin your study· you have a bit of exercise
ing you l)'lustbecare(uJ - you while studying.
may nOlice that yo!-' are (eel·
ing strangely drowsy, and
I.hose around you may be nod·
ding ofr. A ch;ck of the ther·
mostat will reveal a
temperalure of 90, and if you
don't sweat 10 death, you may
get some work done.
You may need to do
research while in the library.
That Idiot
Is Busy!
Dear read"rs,
I'm too busy to write my
column this week. I'm getting
ready for senior comps and
GRAOOATlONI!! I wish all of
you who are getting ready lor
comps also good luck. For
those of you who are fini.hed .
. . Congrats! See yOu next
issue. Thank. for reading.
Dave calaua
Should you need - any
assistance while in the library,
the librarians are easily
located cowering behind the
r"ference stacks, or in anyone
of Ihe glass enclosures mark·
ed "menial ward." Be gentle
when asking for help: "
librarian's job can be unnerv·
InQ. If you ask for something
the librarian cannot find, she
may break into a cold sweal
and stuff you into the book
return.
~
A night in \JIe library can
"rove to be one of the most
Interesting experienc'es of
your college career. It'. dose,
and the price i, great if you
are looking (or a cheap date.
Be it .cholar or UquIre fan.
everyone shou Id have the
Lorette Wilmot experience.
Daue Caiazza - a busy guy
Vautlonlng:
It's Better-in the Boonies
By Judy Ahlfeld
After three years of hard
work at good ole Naz, I decid·
ed it was time I took a gloriou.
sunfilled vacation over spring
break. I had visions of hitting
the beaches of Fort Lauder·
dale. Daytona, or maybe even
the BaharnllS. As days of spr·
ing break grew near. \JIe funds
didn't match the cost of the
"dream vacation." I had exact·
Iy $10.64, which is exactly
enough for' bus fare home.
And where else could home
be, but J'ilassena, N.V .. hot·spol
of the North Country and only
7 mile. from \JIe fabulous
Canadian borderl Who needs
Daytona when you can sit
under a sun lamp and watch
"Where the Boys Are," right in
your very own living room?
Really, who wanted to go to
Aorida? I could have. just as
much fun waiting hand and
(oot on my lazy brother and
fixing dinner every nlghL I
also rationa"led a greal sun
tan by .landing on the shores
o( the SI. Lallifence River with
a renector while the wind
swept across my face. Of
course, the day I planned to
get my beautiful north coun·
try tan, it snowed - five in·
ches worth.
Who really wanted to be in
Florida SWimming in the salty
waters, when you could be ice
(ishing In Masse,;a? My ice
fish ing endeavor tumed out to
be di5lJStrous, as my section of
ic" cracked and I nearly fell
in the icy waters . . . but
IIlas I we. saved. Now this was
true adventure, not mundane,
like surfing or .cuba diving in
the warm water. of the ocean
In Florida.
My next exciting adventure
in .unny Massen .. was doing
homework, Who'd want to be
on the beaches soaking up
sun poisoning when you could
be studying for not one, but
two tests the day you gel back
from vacation? Who could
study in the Bahamas or
Florida? Nope, I WlI. lucky, I
was In sunny MMsena where,
due to lack of lmythlng else
to do, you cou.ld study. In
f&ct, I got so much work done.
f had nothing to'dobut "greet"
my Florida friends upon their
retum to Nazland,
My first reaction when I saw
the tanned faces on the Sun·
day we returned was tOlal
di.gust. I was repulsed at the
reddened look of all the
southern vacationers. Their
withered and bllst~red skin
made me gllg. I attempted to
eet dinner while they paraded
by In their white shirts. It must
be withered skin and white
shirts go together.
Ricky Peets , fellow
MasseMn and Naz studenl,
W8S one of the many \JIal trek­ked
to Florida over break, He
was quite upset when he heard
of all the fun he missed In
Massena. He said, --Alii got to
do was sit on the bellch. rub
suntan lotion on beautiful
girl., roll In sand dunes, and
drink Navy Grogs." I sym·
A Ballam/l·Baby spons
bllslered while shirt look
palhized with the poor I
and told him maybe next
if he was lucky he could
the pleasure of ten snoW)
in Massena.
I feel very gr8telul I •
go to the sun· filled .pc
the country, I'd only be tl
an~ he,althy looking. I r
enJoy looking pale end s
And where else can yO\
that look . .. No wher~
but fabulous Massena. N
unless. of ~ourse, you e
up staying in Rochester
that's another story .. .
LETrERS You can try those little t.
rooms, but If you've elle
claustrophobia, you
that it doesn't work. An.
ing? Each typewri ter hi
quirks! We're bette.
wasting away at Checo',
To The Editor:
I am sick of hearing about
apathy on camp"". I don't
Cllre to hear anymore about it.
I hope you understand.
I could tell you why people
don't do anything on this cam·
pus. They have too mUch
work to do. that's whyl Why
should we go to some dumb
meeting when we ~an go to
the library and get OUI fifty·
thousand papers done? Why
should we give all of our time
to Commuter Board, Campus
Ministry or some publication,
like the stupid Gleaner. when
none of those groups ever did
anything for us?? Why should
we sit in the Shults Center in
bunches talking about
nothing when we can be
wasting away at Checo's???
Medaille from page one
show"r drain .. .. The building
is not ploperly insulated and
although this evacuation is
unfair to the students who
"seem at ease with theil per.
sOMI surroundings" (as Rose
stated in the March 18th i .... ue
of The Gleaner ). both
Theresas felt justified. In addi·
tion to Janine's complaints,
Theresa Ringwood said that
" Lately there hllve been a rash
of mini· fires in Medaille
because the girls huddle
around small bon fires made
from what furnilure ther" is
left to keep warm." Although
they won't be here to .ee the
changes, Med8ille residents
have been the initial spark
which kindled the idea into 8
glow of working energy."
Life is too short to get in·
volved! We should use up our
paren!"s money partying now.
We just want to get merried in
the end, anyway.
- An Unconcerned
Student
To \he Editor:
What's all the talk 1 hear
hear about a study of residen.
tial III" in the dorms? The
study of residentiallile should
be conducted In the library! It
seems that's where all \JIe life
is! You couldn't read in that
place if you tried!
Students, especially the
ones who enjoy the at·
mosphere 01 the basement.
love to jump, run or yell. any
hour of the day or night! The
upstairs people enjoy silting
in clusters. huge clusters and
whisper as loud as possible.
Now, maybe it's the heat.
but I think i t 's the
mouths-they're inescapable.
- Natalie And,
To \JIe Editor:
Were sick 01 hearing i
nuclear· energy, the F.
House, bomb scares,
apathy. Why don't yo
something different! Uk,
Ihe Mother House? Dc
anything nappen over
Or colfer Saga. You hi
touched them in awhile,'
hungry for newsl
-Some concerned .Iu<
Dear Readers:
We're sick of hearing
complaints, If you Ihlnl
can do better, get on Ih!
and help out, for God's S
Don't be apathetic (ha. h
really don't care to
anymore. eit.her. we've
stupid newspaper to pul
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Campus Characters:
This One ShQuld Be on the Tube!
By Nancy Lee Part<
Dear Johnn{Carson,
It i. II melancholy object to
those who walk through your
great city of Hollywood, when
they see the streets, the rOilds,
and theater houses, crowded
with would be actor., followed
by three, four, or six would be
musicians dressed with disco
and importuning every
passenger for an honest opi·
nion of their songs. It is my
sincere wish to rid you of
these dreamers who, Instead
of being able to work for their
honest livelihood, are forced
to employ all their time to
strolling to beg SUStenilnce for
iI spot on the Johnny Carson
Show,
If my favorite. eighteenth
century writer were living to­day,
he would swiftly say,
"Hey man, from one Johnny
to another, how would you
like to meditate on my
modest jive?"' Mr. Carson, I
have a proposa I here which
would wipe out the prostitu·
tion of talent Ilgents just 8S ef·
ficiently as chopping them all
up and serving them liS i1R
Irish stewl The keen dean ilt
Nazareth College of
Rochester hos consented to
invite these star·struck street
peddlers to our campus for
one year for /I refresher course
on the IIrt of the Fine Arts.
Here they would ~ given free
room and board, and II brush
upon their talent techniques,
MenofNaz
from page one
average of at least 2.0 In order
to look like the non·athletes
and egghellds are just as im·
porumt, we can lower aca·
demic standards and ask
them (a maintain an 0.5. This,
too. will encourage male
enrollment and make life
easier for our much needed
athletes. Incidentally, we will
also be ra ising the amount of
athletic scholarships from 15
per cent o( the total budget to
100 per cent."
What kind of man will
Nazareth try to attract? Other
th"n 0 man more athletic, the
answer is basically the kind of
man Nazareth has on c"mpus
now. Th~t would mean the
nice, sensitive. goal·oriented,
snobbi.sh, ambitious, confi­dent.
outstanding, and
responSible j ack·of·all trades
currently found on the scene
at Nazareth.
To.king a close look at just a
few of these special students,
four were interv iewed.
Sophomore Rick Jarvie who
maintains one. of the highest
grade·point averages in the
Theatre Arts department said,
"1 think I'm opinionated and
snobbish and enjoy being
flamboyant ot Nazareth:'
Fre5hman cl ass president Jim
Ockenden, who considers
himself "mbitlous and confi·
dent ran for his office because
'·1 was sure I could do the best
job, and since I like leading
people around, I'm sure I
could take over all of Nazareth
If I wanted to."
Then there's junior·transfer
Fritz Hopfinger, a jack-of·all·
trades who's done everything
from bartending, to selling
flowers 8S a Moonie and who '
presently delights in juggling.
"I enjoy Nazareth, but If it
doesn't get me any Where I
might juggle my way hitch··
hiking across the United
States, or something."
lIlst but not least is Joseph
Lose, Undergrad Treasurer
and avid Saga worker. Little
Joseph can be found almost
any time of the dllY or night in
the Saga kitchen, grease,
white apron and all. "1 really
like everything about
Nazareth, he said. '·1 wish I
could be here another vear to
participate on the new 'soccer
team. Then I could get out of
sOlTle of my hours with Saga.
But of course, Saga needs me,
too:'
Yes, Nazareth's men are
certainly a confident breed.
The panel of four, glad about
the decision to change,
agreed that this confidence
will increose because the {fIen
will no longer feel strange,
effeminate, or just plain weird
for attending a women's col·
lege.
" It's ,such a good idea, I
don't know why we didn't
think of it' before," said Presi-dent
Kidera. .
As for the women, well, the
class of 1981 will be the 1115110
graduate any women at all.
That gives this years' sopho·
mores a chl>nce to transfer for
" good two years at another
school. The Office of Admis·
sions Is allowing femllie
students an afternoon for
questions and advisement.
That d"y is Thursday, April
3rd, between 1:00 and 4:00
p.m. on Smyth's 1st floor.
Those women who miss the
afternoon session will have to
drop out, or transfer on their
own, because the administra·
tion really doesn't care. From
now on, Nazareth will be can:
, idered "Man's World."
8nd they would be off your
back for one whole year. All I
ask In return is that you would
reserve a spot on your show
every night for an appearance
by Nazareth's man on cam·
pus: Gerg Snave.
Now before you decide to
try a free throw In the cir­cular
file with this letter,
please hear the extraordinary
observations I have been
gathering for an entire year on
our Mr. Snave. lIlst year, I
noticed this man standing and
strolling "II over the campus
every time I was not in a class.
Alter continually seeing this
man around campus, I came
to the conclusion that he vms
either loitering or sent by lhe
government to work for the
C.I.A. I was soon delivered
from my ignorance by a sim·
pie Inquiry as to the man's
status, which I found out vms
Shults Center Director, From
then on I conducted a
a thorough analysis as to what
this man's duties were. J have
now come to the m"rvelous
conclusion that the hit, of the
season this year will be bland
man, Gerg Snave.
I h"ve already acquired the
status of Gergie's m"n"ger
and taken the liberty of giving
him the wild stage name. You
see, his name glyen at birth
was Greg Evans, so I in·
geniously reve'rsed the order
of the letters in his name, and
read backwards It produ~s
Gerg Snaye. This name
enhances the character of his
being which is extremely non·
emotional and portrays the
straigh, m8n's straight man
image. He has incorporated
the physical makeup of Harpo
Morx, Henry KJ"inger, and
Buffy and Jody's Uncle Bill all
in one shot. There has also
been ~ question IlS to whether
or not Gerg Snave h". ever ex·
perienced any type of emo­tional
~timulus and in his
case, the simple procedure 01
producing a ,mile Is " shear
act of masochism.
There are a vast number of
ways in which Snave's duties
could be incorporated into
yO'ur show; I'm positive even a
brief candid of Snave would
set all the iludlence. Snave·,
most demanding duty is to
supply the Shu It. Center's
functions with coffee. On
these expeditions he is known
to wheel lind deal three huge
meUlI containers of liquid on
what looks like the stretchers
u.ed in· hospitllis to cart P"­lients
on to the oper~ing
room. Soave Is quite the
nobility while distributing the
precious sacrament and treats
it as though it were the last
supply of oil from Irlln,
(Strangely enough it appears
to look and taste as it were,
also). Just think, Mr. Drson,
yours could be one of the few
shows nationally aired in
which the audience could be
liquified as well "s the guest
stars.
Gerg Snave, like Richard
Nixon, has his own <:winet
(fl/II of Sankll) complete with
two right-handed men, our
custodians Nick and LulP. The
only difference is that these
guys' dirty work and instant
coverups consist of sweeping
crumbs under the rug and
covering up the upholstery,
The only time I've actually
seen Snave into a heavy
philosophical discussion was
when there weren't enough
5t yrofoam coffee cups to go
around for one of the Shults
Center's lectures. He then had
to confer wilh these
associates and secretly break
into Saga for his greatest
political mission: Waterhole
II. I can see it now, film clips of
these three playing the Marx
Brothers and Nazareth Col·
lege as the ideal setting for
" At The Circus .. ·
You kno ..... Mr. Carson. my
favorite pan of your show is
when you play "Quest;on
Man'· and boy do I have an
answer for YOU; Mr. Coffee.
Give up? What i. Gerg Snllve's
patent name? I love it!!1 I
might add that Mr. Snave
would be tough competition
for Mr. McMahon if he were to
take part in that sequel. It is
Just as lunny as "wet shoes at
the bar;" what did Dean Mar·
l in lellve at the Holiday Inn?
And speaking of Dina, liquor
made Martin's career and just
think what coffee can do for
SnD'ole's. Wouldn·t the public
love a series of commercials
with Mrs, Olson and Gergie
getting it on together over
some FOlger's.
I would like to conclude
that Gerg Snave would make
a definite impression on the
commercial public in '80. The
networks and film makers are
ready for a change from "II the
nashing lights, silver plat,
forms ond silk panls. What
Travolta did for disco. Snave
will do for Carson, We may
have lost Ted Baxter but have
no fear, we still have Snavel
So when you're ready to start
taping, Johnny, let me know
90 we can plan Gergie's CIlreer
oller some nice black calfee.
The four men interoiewed are, {rOfT) lop left, 'Jim Ockcnden, Fritz Hopfinger, Joseph
Lose and Rick Jarvie, represenlaUoe of Nazarelh 's conl/dent men.
4 April 1. 1980 THE GLEANER
New Gleaner pin· up: TIle gen(/eman aboue has recenlfy been
elecled 10 Ihe Gleaner pin' up of the year. An f 8" x 24" copy of
U,[s pose will be (ealured on the o(fice Willi by Ille end 0/ nexl
week.
The above genlleman was !he firsl place runner up In !he
Gleaner pin·up decision.
Nazareth News • • •
A boyfriend a( home Nld " boyfriend al school-a common problem among Naz
women. Here Kim O'Connell's (wo men mislakenly mul and faU hopelessly into a
closer relalionship wilh each olher /han elriler euer had wi!h Kim.
Will aUf NIgel of (he booksto", be cast by Bames {, Nobly
Surprise! COI1trlUlJ to /he Bandwagon. Ihe Spanish House will remain a full. fune.
1I0niJ1g building.
.......
TI,e abotIC people were recenlly named 10 "Who's Who in Ihe World" {or their
outsta.nding achievement tmd insurmounLable work in the alea of sa,\" chang€
operations on cows. Missing: clissa Marm, Sue Rubrighl.
New Glei\l1emlObile-For an Ihose !.rips 10 the p,inter, tllst slaff ha~ purchased a
means of 1ransportaUofl. With Ihe cJeclion 0/ the new Ufldergrad Trei1!!iUfeJ', the
group i5 not worried about a bl/dget deficit al ~IJ.
One of (I,e Victims o/the S/.udentArt Show. Friday nights disaster. Beeds his only
comfort (s(ory on page 6)
Nazareth'5 nomin.alion 10 the Miss Fi/J.spOrd ConIes!.
"l~w.
THE GLEANER
Fisher students ll1arvel over Nazarelh loilc('paper
Which one does '101 belong? Afld a( Ihls Ume nexl year. who will
be Ie/I?
Couple to announce their engagement
6 April I. 1980 THE GLEANER
M.all Room M.oved
By Jane Wehner
Yes - Nazarelh has done il
a~ln - mana.sed to cause Ul·
ler chaos in the presence of en
already mixed up system.
Just when you thought you
had everylhing figured out -
it changes around.
The combination mall·
room.gameroom has caused
a lot of disputes between
residents ltnd commute.rs.
The residents generally enjoy
the location of the mailroom.
They say the mail room
belongs in the community
cent"r and I.hat it has only
recently received the alten·
lion it deserves. Students can
pick up their packages
anytime alter .ix - which Is a
convenience they used to
have (0 miss out on.
Commuters however see
the combination mall room··
gameroom as a proble.m. One
commuter stated "I nC'ler use
my assigned mailbox - so
why should I have 10 listen to
the slemming of mailboxes
when rm trying.to playa good
gBme of poolT Another com·
muter retorted "those mall·
boxes are a nuisance' end II
waste."
The latesl survey on the
mailroom concludes Ihat 35
percent of the residents are
happy with the mallroom's
pr~ent location. 45 percent
are undecided Bnd 20 percent
do not like the location. Ohlle
commuters surveyed only 10
percent use the mailboxes.
There were no conclusive sta·
tistics on their thoughts of the
present sItuation of the mail·
room.
The adminlslration took
the survey in mind when they
made the decision 10 move
the mallroom. The original
idea for the mallroom·game­room
was to promote ~
heaUhy mix of commule,.,.
and residents which "obvious·
Iy did not work" - according
to one board member.
The mall room will be mov·
ed to the main lounge in
Kearney. Why Kearney? The
administration stated that
they felt this would be a happy
. medium between the old loca·
tion (Lourdes Basement) and
the recent location (Otto
Shults Center). There is much
more room and activity In
Kearney.
Just Another Bomb
By lorl Marro
The story you are about to and buzzed. staggered down
read is true. The lacts have the .Iairs of the Pub. I
been changed to make it At 2:25 e.m.. security
interesting. Siormed through the dorms
Feb. 29: 2:00 a,m. The relentlessly searching for a
alarms sounded throughout bomb or any old baseball
Ihe dorms at" small co-ed col· cards they could find.
lege in _Pittslord. New York. At 2:30 5tudent~ began gel·
Just on the outskirts olthe city ling re$lTess. Boredom set In.
or Roche~ter. At 1:50 ".m. or Many became hysterical and
that same morning. a phone began whistling dixie in three
had rung in the college Shults part harmony over Ihe loud
Center - an androgynous speaker. while others sat In.
1I0lee had said, "There's a the comer roiling dice for
bomb located somewhere In Greg Evan's chair. or trading
the nighl" - this wes atypical old baseball cards with securl·
bomb SCare. ty officers. _
AI 2:02 '.m. there was a At 3: 15 a .udden deadly
sudden shuffling. moaning. explosion was heard from
and swearing heard through· within the Pub. Students had
out the corridors 01 the small broken down Ihe door to gel
dorms. At 2:05. Fire mor. to Greg Evan's chair. Fln811y
~hals. thinking it was a lire the crudal announcement
drill. began lervently squirt. wes made - the students had
ing the fire extinguishers in at. Greg Evan's chair, and they
lempts to wake up sludents were willing to make a deal
and break up panies. with Ihe "bomb scarer" - a
Meanwhile. security 's fair trade - the chair for the
Flesla fleet arrived on the bomb.
scene. Equipped with relrac. The subsequenl hours of
table billy dub. and strange endless waiting were spent
Iri·corner hats • . th"y ordered with students taking numbers
studenls to report immediate· to sit in Greg Evan's choir.
Iy to the Shults Center. and Meanwhile, securily made
began giving lille demonstra· anolher attempt at a search to
tions on how to use the .... alkie find more trading cards and to
talkies. usc the pens on students
Al approximately- 2:08 a.m. memoboards.
sludenlS began straggling out At 5:30 ".m .. ' hours after
of Ihe three dorms. Mosllook· Ihe alarms had sounded.
ed cold. drained. exhausted. students were'Ordered back to
asleep. hung over or foamy. the dorms. The caller had
For mally. it was jusl anolher been caught. Security guarCis
in a series of bomb SCllres thai had caught Bill Hellenschmidt
plagued residents of Ihis in an attempt to trade Evan's
small co·ed college in Pitts· chair off to the Saga dishroom
ford. New York. just on the workers. Hellenschmidt con·
outskirts of Ihe city of fessed to the calls immediate·
Rochester. Iy. adding, "It's not rair - alii
At 2:18 8.m .. the Schults get Is a dumb stool and he
Center had become a tragic gets a throne. II's just not
scene or blankets, qUilts. and feir:' At 5: 15 a .m. the uagedy
slippers. Hundreds of was deemed Oller. and Greg
Siudents swarmed In from the Ev"ns was reunited wilh his
dorms. while others. confused chair.
Mailroom presenUy localed in /he ShU/IS Center
In addition to the new loca·
tion of Ihe mailroom; some
new pool tables will be placed
in the gameroom 10 rill the
empty spaces from the mall·
boxes. Student suggestions
for other game lables are be·
ing taken in the main office.
Within a few days boxes will
be removed from the game·
room in sets of five. The pro·
cess will take two days. In' the
meantime studenl5 are asked
10 report to Security in Smyth
Hall. Room 25 to pick up any
incoming mail they may be
receiving. You must present
two forms of I.D. to the securi·
ty guard before checking for
mail. Have fun searching
th rough the mess!
Student Art
Show D18a8~
By Natalie Anderson
On Friday. March ,
between 8 and 10 pm. twen
five people were hospltalil
at the opening of Ihe Stud,
Art Show in the Nazareth A
Center. The causes of the
juries weJe varied. As gue
began walking through I
main royer. the pressure
the crowd forced Ihem to Ie
against the paritlons whl
were unable to withsland t
tension. It happened so qui'
Iy thai neither Pam Cahill
Greg Lipphard. coordinat,
of the show, could preventt
disaster which followed.
Flames spread quid
throughoul the gallery. cal
ing one large was sculpture
melt and Martha Hili. Ki
Bashaw and Mike Riley 51
lered third degree burns. In.
attempt to save her rool
mate. Sue Lynch pour·
punch over the names, b
due 10 high alcohol content
the liquid. flames spre,
quickly to the lower nocr
the Arts Center. causing
large popcorn kemel to U'I
pop and surrocating those a
mirers within a two foot radi
of the piece.
Fortunately. .Margar
Crawford was able to escal
unharmed. carrying sever
IBrge Geometric Paintings.
small lell pig was observ.
fleeing from Steve Reber wi
was Irying to stab it with 0\
01 his ceramic pieces. Sevel
art majors wer" awaiting II
capture .ince they had r>
eaten dinner that evenl,\,
Sue Malone look the adval
tage of the siluation •.
BSSisted by Mary Jane E.
wards. pit fired severo I 101!
ceramic pieces. Richer
Margolis and Will Hub,
were able to caplure the p,~
show on !11m. A m~!T'c-r.
evening was had by all ,·,ho
tended.
Hostages Held at Info Desk
B'y Elissa Marra
Nazareth College was
thrown into a slate of crJsis to­day.
when a group 01 radical
students stormed the inlor·
mation desk and took 47
students and the mailbox
hostage.
The siudenis. members of
the S.A.L. (Saga Assassina·
tion League). demanded thai
the administration turn their
deposed leader Chip Wesley. '
over to them. so that they
might bring him 10 a public
trial on charges of cruel and
unusual punishment to
students who choose to eal.
None of Ihe hostages have
been identified. bUI
eyewilness Shelly Hammond
claims that desk attendant
Eileen Sianton was working at
the time of the lakeover. Miss
Hammond described the
takeover as follows :
"Everylhing was going along
fine. when suddenly a group
of kids come running out of
the union. They were wearing
Joe GriNee T'shirt5 - you
know - the black ones with
the disco sparkles on tbem,
and Ihey had allalla sprouts in
their ears. They carried signs
that said. 'If it smell. good -
."t it - dealh to W~ley!'
They held Ihe mailbox and
aboul 45 kids that were get·
ting "FREE.TIME" at knife
point and ordered all others
out of the area. The la$tthing
I heard Eileen say was. ·Look. I
don't have any stamps':'
The deposed Wesley has. '
been residing in Ihc office of
Roben 'Prez' Kidera, while
recooperating from a case of
ptomaine poison ing. His pre·
sent condition is not known.
but it is questionable as 10
whetheT his residence in the
president's orfice is for health
related reasons. or bec~use he
likes the plush furnilure.
President Kidera has thus
lar resisted suggeslions thai
.ecurity guard Frank Neville
pe sent inlo the inlo desk area
with a nuclear bomb. Kidera
stated. "It's too dangerous
-wc've gOI Ihat mailbox and
Ihat P.A. system to W()~
about. God only know, .,hI
those radical producls 011
80'swill do. Besides. if we I
Frank, who'lI break up all
lights with Fisher guys?"
Greg Evans, manager of
info desk. stated, "The
iion is very grave. but
be Ihankful that Ihe
have not gained possession
my chair: '
The information desk
still remains up in Ihe
Whether or not the
ministration will
nuke Ihe students till
glow is a question that
take months to answer.
further notice. all
needed may be obtained
reading the tunnel walls.
S.A.L. m3kes plans 10 slonn information desk
THE GlEA.NER April I. 1980 7
r.azareth Women: Soon to be Thing of Past
By Mary Danaher
Why has Nazareth College
nade the decision to become
In ali·male college? One of
he factOr! - contributing to
his important decision was a
ecent study done by the Of·
ice of Planning and Develop·
nent. This study wa, put into
,ffect to examine the goals
Ind the actual futures 01 the
'21St women graduates of
'(azareth.
According to Dr. Robert
-tcCambrldge. vice· president
'f planning and development.
he study was very influential
n the ultimate decision to
nake NllUlreth College 21
:omplelely male college.
The study showed us lhat
'(au!feth is only a Catholic
lirl' school and that the
women's goais could never be
01 the same caliber as men's:
The change in Nazareth
College i. seen to be a good
one for the future of the
school. ''\" m sure that the
women alumni will be very
happy with the change
because it is the only way that
we could keep the college
alive. and I know that
N81areth graduates would
hate to see their Alma Mater
die," said Dr, McCambridge.
The Office of Planning and
Development has generously­allowed
the G~eaner to
publish the findings of their
study. It will be apparent afler
reviewing the re~ults that
Nazareth has made the right
choice.
'101herhood is lhe supreme pinnacle of womanhood. as Nazarelh College
7radUiJIt!!l well know. Their cullural background admirably /ilS lhem for lhe respon·
sibil/ly of raising and training a new generaUon.
GeUing housek.""ping down 10 a science- Iha(s the job of
these sludenlS of domestic science who show how Nazarelh
College prepares lhe housewives of 10motrOw in a very pracUcal
manner.
Same 0/ Ihe masl hallowed memories of college years are eJ1'
shrined in the qlliel of the coUege chapel. Al NazareUI. lhe
chapel is' lhe very cenler of col/ege life.
The exlIa·curricular activities such ilS a coslume pafly give lhe sLUdenls an opper·
luniry 10 engage in defl needlework and olher {/ngercrafl. all of which C.ln be PU/IO
pracUcal IJU in la.le( life.
Nazarelh girls SlruCIlH'e !heir free lime wisely. They look forward 10 /he day when
they can graduale and gel married.
::: .. ,,01 • 1991) THF rl f \ FJ>
8 A ril I, 1980 -mE GLEANER
Gleaner Personals
KIM: Want to go (or a ride with nO socks;>
SH: 110\11 about a shot of 280;> Or. are you
from NC. or something?? JZ, AT
KIM: Green ellig8tol1l and long neckgree5e
, . . the cat.'! lind rills and elephant. go.
anyway!!1 AT, JZ
AT: Want to see Lenny's ("ends? JZ, SH
Lourdes III Beach Party W85 a 5ucce.S$
we.'!n't il. Sandy?
AD: Rule No, I , Brown·noslng will get you
everywhere! KH
Mau,een - Is that how the wesl was won?
You SRB
To certain friends o( NC:
You can't do that, you',e like my brother!
FEFEA-Ihe sta fun gel N.Dz is like being
out in Ihe oc'ean-w"ter all around. but nOI
a d,op 10 drink! I'm on the 5'year plan-thc
5th year is free! Boy. do I have a probleml
You slouchl ,Joe Know
Bob, Sam, Joe and Joe· Know: You're SHC·
CCKKKK! and I'll bel you Were Iha,1 morn·
ing! The Ed.
BR: Nol only" beauty queen but a S400
doHar projecttoo! The H,Queen
Peg: I think you should go to the S .. bur.'lt
again! Otherwise they' ll know you were """er in FlA, LP
To my RF of HH,
Congrats on your new 'office' but now we'll
never get to BL at CC (or CT anywhere) AT
your RF
TO AT: Do you think we should really do
t.hat to the door-why not. I think It's fun·
nyl JA
TO AT: I am so grateful for all the spare
time we havel It give.'! us time to CT in the
P!!!! JA
'To Ch,ls G, shhhhhhhh - there's
grownups In he,el . JA
TO Vance. Sam, Bob, and Joe: We told you
we'd get revenge. We hear you like walnut
yogurt!!! JA f, AT
To Red: You really/ill the posltiono( JEZ III
very well. JA
To Peets: Nice tanl!! I know you'll wear a
white shirt to Friar's! JA
To the Big Poop: I think you should let
Mom in on all the fun you had! JA
To MMia K: What's yourlavorlte part ohhe
chicken??
To JES: Watch your F and P words,
To N, OR You lost your WHAT?
FREE Driving lessons offered weekly, First
lesson-how to miss those big black trucks
in the Freight House parking lot, K,H,
AT: Now maybe you'll learn how to 'Ob.'
MM: Find any more bugs in your bed? 314
JZ: I'll bet an apple would really taste good!
Or, how about 8 graham cracker?
TR: I still liked the 'french Do.'
TM: Do your wigs in some boy else's
bathrooml LD
JZ: Next time I'm going to put out"" ali
points bulletin on you. AM
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