December 10, 1985 -=1Ft NAZARETH COLLEGE Of ROCHESTER
Cuomo's Message On Alcohol
Tbe (ollowing is an open lellcr
10 all college students ns senl
la me by New \'orlt State
Governor, Mario M. Cuomo
·ed.
N~w York's minimwn pur·
chase age (or 8lcohol will in·
c, ... '" from 19 to 21 on
Oe<:cmber \.
[ know that mony of you ap.
posed thc enactment o( the new
law. As tllc New Yorkers mo.1
directly .ffeetL.,) by (hi. !egisla·
lion. J feel confident thai the
compelling evidence ..... hich
convinced me and the legis-latl11l!
to acl may en1i8/Il<!n you.
The focls sp<:ak (or Ihem·
selves:
. motor vehicle accidents Inc
now Ihe IC2lding cause of death
among 19 and 20 yM' olds.
•• di sproportional<: Dumber
o( aJcohol·,datoo acddents OCrur
among lhis age group.
W n' I e 19 and 2() year olds
represen I only 4.1 % of New
\'ork SUlle·. licensed drivers,
14% of .U alcohol. related per·
sol\4J injury accident. are caused
by 19 nod 20 yenr old
drivers.
·Slales which hO"e raised
Iheir drinking age have ex·
pcric.nced a. much A.< a 30 per·
cent reduclioo in alcohol.
related accidents.
·in New York, when the
rrurumum purchl!~ age was
raised in 1982 (rom 1810 19, we
saw a 24% drop in Ihe number
o( alcohol· re.lated ~ra5bes
among 18 year old d ri vers nnd •
25% decrease in combined
fatality and personal injury ac·
cidenl8 ~(Jlong this age group.
FAced Wilh this strong
evidence which proves U\e ef·
fe<:t;veness of a hiSher drinking
agc In reducing 3lttomobi\e ;accidel\
ls. personal iJljuries. and
fatalilies. \he tegisla n.lCe and I
would have been nestise"l il
We I.iled 10 acl to ... v~ lives.
Many or you who have never
driven while drunk m. 1. \' feet
thot you are being u~rairly
penalized for the behavior 01
those who are 1= responsible,
II would be far bette, if we
could delri,e a system whleh
would only keep tho"" who
.buse the prilrilege from pur·
chaSing alcohol. Unfortunately
there isn't such. '1'Slern, and.
given Ihe opportuniry 10 pre·
venl aocidcnts and to 5.aVe lives,
we mllst take that opportunily.
Already many student and
campus groups across the stale
are seizing the opportunity to
respond creatively 10 the
chonge in the law. Three CorneU
Universiry students have
converted. bar which had been
closed (0. Iwo ycar< into an
est.blishment ..... hich serves
"Olocktalls" Inon·alcoholie
drink.<) as wcJl as na"ing mghtly
dancing. The ZBT fraternity al
SUNY.BinghaOlton is planning
a .. suitc..... party. .....hich
sludents atte.nd with ~ suilcase
in hopes 01 winning a tropical
vacation that is mflled off at lhe
party. Resou"",(ulness .nd im·
agination can guarantee hvely
social evenls w'Uhoul alcohol.
So kaep 111e5e tho~lS in
mind as December 1 brings adju<
lments On your campus. And
please remember thaI, "Friends
don'llel (nends drive drunk."
Sine<:rdy.
Morio M. Cuomo
Willie's Fans Pleased!
by lorna Davi
Shakespeare rans wete io
their glory Tbursday night.
November 14. and mosl 01 !he
day Friday. November IS.
when the Third Bi~nni.J
Shakespeare Conference w ....
presented in !he ShulLs Center
Forum. The writmg, discussed
were Shakespeare'. WOrks wril·
ten in Italy aod Englaod.
Among lhe scbolau and
educators speaking on the life
~nd work. or William
Shakespeare Were NlI2'Meth'.
Dr. David Pollard, Conference
Direclor. giving hi. opening
remarks on Thursday nighl,
and Dr. Marioo Folsom ] . ..
Moderator, welc01l'll1lg the
resuming Conlerencc on Friday
rnoming_
On Thursday night, President
Be<lon welcomed all guesls and
lrisi to r$.. Sbe later inlJ'oduced
\he first spMker. Dr. Eugene M.
WaI!h. of the Graduate Scbool,
Yale University. Dr. Waith
delivered 'TWo Noble K!rtmlen in
ShahespeOT~" Ens/and.
The (ollowing day, !he Con·
ference began at 9:30 am and
ran until 4:30 pm. Among the
topics dUcussed were 'he erring
balbarian among Ibe supersubtle
in O,hello, lbe fortune in p~
vidence in King !.eaT, and the
tropes of treachery io Rklwrd
111. Other topics about
Shakespeare'. life and plays included
ille trngic order and
disorder and Shakespeare'. usc
of this hierarchy o( tbe life
chain in Elizabethan th""lcr.
the absence in Ihe history plays.
the Venice o( Shylock and
Othello, and, Patr.rchso
wOTds. by an IWian poet, made
English Iresh.
The speakers, deli ve ring
these separnte plays aDd discu..,
iOllS of Shakespeare's writings
were (rom various coUeges, including
the Uwveroity 01
Virginia.. Rutger~ Univers.ity,
and Dartmouth College. Closer
to home were speakers from
Syracuse University, SUNY
Binghamton. and ille Universi·
ty o( Rochester. The Con·
ference waS also u.ped Jive 4.Od
we. being viewed by a rew
students throUJ:hout !he day.
Participaots and speakers had
their opportunity to meet and
socialize during discussion and
co(lee breaks.
The ShakespearcConfereoce.
organized by NazACe!h College.
was designed '0 reneet and ptomote
Ihe sreat Elizabethan
dramatist's broad appeal.
Shakespeare is a prominent
figure in our lime. and Our
language's (oremost author. He
has been delivered in the Conf~
r'Dce a. a Uving presence in
our culture.
Governor Mario Cuomo answers
questions at a Press Conference.
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Sports 12
I
(EDITORIAL
Where did he go?
The man who said,
"[ Have A Dream"
)
These are the opening lyrics ""lion of ours, born in revolution
of "Captured By the Moment." and blood, tnnceiw.d in libe7'l}l,
a song from Streel Talk, the ..,10 and ded,co/ed to the propOSition
album by Joumey's lead singer, lhal 0/1 nun and worn.." or
Sieve Perry. 11 lells ~boUI being CTwled rru and equat ",,/I ~
"captured by the D1()ment in become 0 lighlhouse of ~oem
the magic of a yesterday," and ..... hue IIO~ wiU be denied beGalLS<
prompts tbe lislener to Jili 0' her silin i. blach and non
"Remember then, Remember ravoredb«ou:JtJilio'''''reyu~
when.·· blue; whe,. 0117' nolion will '"
Well. many people have nOl strong in de{enM, bul perpetuDllJ
forgolkn abollt the man who 111 peat:e; IlC>cfnomico.Jly «<:UTe bu
had a dream. It took more than jUS/; leamed but .. '!3t,; WM~ tlt
sixteen ~rs of effort on the pOOrBSJ., the garbqp coUe.c/o~
part of those who believed in have ~d . nol{gh to spare;
lhi. same ideal. And now it is a wh.,. no Oil. will be pOOrly hous·
reality. JanlllU)l 20, 1986 wW ed, ea.:h eiJJ.coted lIP /0 Jili ~r Inn
mlltk the first observance of the Cl)PO"'f)/; arrd, where tne ncnesl
Pederal legal holid~y honorins wiU undusland lhe meaning 01
Martin Lllther King, Jr. e"'l"lriry. This \IIQ.S Martin's
The Act which was signed by drwlm and Ihe end 10ward whIch
Pruidcnt' Rooald Reagan 00 h. srrove. A. he and his
August 27, 1984, sets aside the (01l0lWl ..... $t) o{l.n <illig. "We
third Monday 01 January a.s the .hall CNUOO~ SlJmeday, Blach
olficial boliday (Martin Luther and WhIle t08"/hu."
King. )r:s aeillal birthday i. 11 Is hoped thai on this day,
Ja.olllU)l IS]. The Ael Slates that January 20, 1986, people aU over
"the ho~day should serve as a the worllt wW make il a day of
time lor AmeriCil7l!\ to reneet on peace; thai aU ""lions ADd
the principles of racial equality ~beratiOD movements wW pul
and nonvioleDl soci.aI <:hange &.<ide their weapons and put
espoused by Martin luther forth inlernational brotherhood
King, Jr." "in r""?&?,ition of our oommon
The Pederal Holiday <Am· hurnaruty : that aU sove.m·
rni6 51.0n . cDmposed of me.nt~.ca" a one-day oospenslOn
" Americaos of divcriC of mihtruy patrols. \V'ur gomCb,
b.ac~rounds" and pri vare .&:I:nd other ·mancuvcrSj thAt aU
org.o..nizoolions, has chOSCJl "Liv· political prisoners .... d hos"'ges
ins the DrelUD" as the official ~ over Ih. world ~ released. 11
theme [or celebrating this great ~ boped that 00 thl> day the en·
boliday. This theme expre= bse world WlU demonstrate
whAt Dr. King'sdteam meant 10 " Ihal peace is nOI just a dr~m ,
Aalericans, tbe message and in· bUI ~ real possibility, even if ir.
spiral ion generaled amoog only for a day ... Peace has to
them. and what the dreAm begin some .... here aod
a .... -akened in ArncriC2l . sometime, and, on J!!llUary 20,
Monday, January 20, 1980, is thai l.i.rne and pLace is here and
the d<ly to pay tribute to the now·· (Corella Scott King).
man wbo had a dream - nO\ on· Martin Luther King, Jr. hoped
ly [or himself, but for .U tJuol Ame rica would be a place
Americans. It was (or the world wbe.re his dte.am of a uniled
ID become '1'b~ Beloved. Com· OOOl.lJ\uruty - One family -
munity," as Dr. King called ii, would grow and Oouri.<h. It is
where aU lbal separales uS is DOW left in our bands ... 1D finish
gone and forgotten SO thai We the work be was nol siveo the
may (ocus 00 aU lhat binds us as chance to. Martin Luther King.
a fa.m.iJy ... where pace and Jr .'i dream was not jlUl (or
nonviolcoc<: "'" aU we know - himself nor lor the Americans
in Our hom.,,; and families, and 01 bis time, but al&o for us today
in our relationship witb othen, and !.be many unborn genera.
both as individuals and as 0 na· Lions yd to oome.
1:I0n. .. and where Ollr children .. ... If aU of us, Bl.ae~ and
wiU grow to learn that violenee, While, Brown and Yellow,
Ilnger, aDd batred solve Young and Old, Republican
nothing. and Democrat, do aU we can •..
Coreltll Scott King.. widow of (to 1'1' to make this a world o(
Dr. King and Chairperson o( the peace and brotherhood], then
Pedent.l Holiday Commission, we wUJ lee the day wben Mar·
bas ber own message lor the tin'. drcaJ1l comes true and in
people of this "".ion: his words, 'AU of God's
I WQ1l1 Am.ricans to /1)1 o~r nD.. children wW be able to sing
tioJI's flag 011 MoruJ.ay, JcmutJT)/ with Dew meAJtios, La!Id wltne
20, 1986, {or Morrin wa.:. tnI/y my falhers di..c, Land of Ih.
Am";",,'s MTO, Her SOn cmd Pilgrim's priIk, Prom eII67)I mo~n·
patriot. MarrUo had fclth in (1m lainsids, ul freedom ring.'"
g7I!<lt no lion of oUr.!. H~died stri ...
ing to desegregrJ.l. and ooegrate Marlene N. Tamucclo
AmniI» /0 the end tholthis gtOO,( Edltor·In·Chlef
PUZZLE ANSWERS
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Dear Editor,
1 am writing in response to
bolh .he lellers and .ltitude,; [
encountered since our trip to the
Soviet UoinD as delega.c:s o[ the
Twelfth World Festival of
Youth and Students. leI me
fint say that 1 love OUI !and
de eply /Uld appreciate Ollr
poUticaJ freedoms - whieb is
exactly wby J decided to go.
Most people in Our delegation ,
including myself, went with a
wary eye towards being
"dllped. " and ralher expected
the Festival to be somewhat of a
. 'propaganda bonlUUUl."
No doubl Ibe Soviets had
Iheir best loot forward, as (].fly
country would wheo bosting
such an evenl, but reports in the
prcss here were often just plain
(alse. Conlrlll)' to u.s. New&and
World [Upon coverage, we
were far (rom "walled oil from
the capllaJ's residents by police
and pt.ioclothc:s ageDts '· .
believe me, I was looking (or it.
I spe.nt mucb time out mingling
and setling totally losl in the
sb uffle of this ci ry o[ eighl
million. We met both loyal
Communins and dlssedents,
and conlinually grilled
everyone wbo spoke even
broken R.og.Iish (KngIi.h isll\8.Ddatory
in !.beir scboolsl 00
Afgha.o.istAn, Poland, political
(reedom, Sialinlsm, Aoti.
Semiliml, etc .. and found no
isslles that "oould not be
discussed." I made sevC1al very
el~ fri~ds, and !petlt nights
up till dawn bearing the ir com·
plaints end praises aboul " how
il really is" io the U.S.S.R.. If we
mot only " carefully SlCI"eened
individuals," they did an in·
credibly bad IICI"ceoing job.
Many other deleptes and 1
were long dlata.noe runners, and
ran through every out 01 I he
way section we could find. We
were never "casually blocked
off (or stnIylng (rom (eslival
areu."
We also asked abOUI the
stereotypical view of the Russians
as cold and dUtaol. MIUlY
asked how we would feel if
every time someone visited
your house they complained
about the food, the lack of lux·
uries, and seemed only in·
terested Ul pulling down whal
you had worked bard to
achieve. This is bow they often
leel treated by weslern jour.
nali.t. and visitors. Pres.
coverage of the festival..oems to
support thi£ view.
Given the bistO'1' of political
rep~on In the U.S.S.R. and
the press coveroge bere, I am
nol sUI? rised with those who
doubl my impressions. The
U.S.S. R. is cerIBinly a more
cloocd .roeiety than the U.s., bul
it is also II.Rdoubt.8bly loos=ing
up. Do we eoCOttragc such
moves by denouncing them as
"the (ocus of evil," Or by trying
to understand the b/SioricaJ ond
present reason. for their
po~cies, and examining how
ou.r own actions mayenoourage
bil.~ral susp;cioD$1
Dear EdItor,
TIuulk you,
ThornlUi Siding
I thought th.t it was the
poliey of the staff and faculty at
NlWll"eth 10 get involved with
the students and. play an impor·
tanl pan in Iheir education. Up
Ulltil Ihls poln~ I have seen this
attitude in all of the NS22f"eth
staff.
I rec""tly bad a problem
where my computer ftIes were
deleted. 1 had 8 progra.cn due
that day, ""d It lumed out thai
the oDe that was due, was the
only one that was deleted. I
went to Compuler SeJvioes (so
they are calledl to Ilnd out wbat
bad hAppened. 1 had been told
10 returo i.o an hOllr and they
would !.ben tell me wbat happeoed.
An bour laler I returned.
They did not know wbere my
mes ·'went." I then proceedo:l
to diligently re·type the entire
8().liDe program. By this time,
the computet tutor had left the
c.unpus .."d my teacher was
gone for Ihe dly. I had five er·
rors that I did n' I know how to
correct myself, SO 1 mistakenly
thought someone in CoOlpuJer
Services might be kind eDollgh
to take five minlltes to help me
OUI, seeing as they are probably
the ones wbo were respoD$ible
(or my miMing files. Well, I
received a smile when I "'OIlln
to ask for help. Tbey knew I
wu in • predicamen\. The
"kindly" b~d of oomputer services
lold me tJuol they were
under staf(ed, and could not
help me.
Well, wbat is Computer Ser·
vices there (or? 1 walked by
their office five minutes later,
and Ihere were all tbe
employees aa:roding around •
desk talking. Don'1 lell m. }'Oil
don '/ hQVe lime to help SlJmeoll.
who'. ruilian is helping /0 pay
}'OIU sakuyll I reali2e that Ihey
wouldn'l balle time ID help
every student 00 campus, but [
lound this lack o( inlereal in tho
studeDts very frustrating. So 1
lose 20 point.. because o[ them.
II you don 'I have microchip5 in·
side and beep, they dOD't want
10 have anything to do with
you. 1 think we should re·namo
Computer SelVioes 10 tho "lg·
notanee 4 Bliss" o(fico.
Slnoereiy,
A Disheartened Student
December 10, 1985 Gleans. 3
[ COLLEGE NEWS
Roy Stein: A Threefold Talent
by Gregory Speranza
I n this My and age 01 job
speciA.tYlation, it is !Ul oddity 10
find a person who excels in nol
only one partiruJar field, bUI
lI\Toe. iTlDding sucb a pcrson
wbo is highly raled in three
CAreer 4Ie;;J.,. is almost noc",,;
stenl. Bul Ihere oro some .
Follu. meellhe remarkable Roy
Joseph Sicin.
Mr. Siein is lrom sea Breeze,
New York. and atteaded
H ... tridge High School in I!aJI
irondequoit. He reodYed bis
B.A. in Economlos and HIstory
from Hoban C<>lIege in Geneva .
N.Y. I-je then gr.dualed lrom
lbe Unlvctsity of Buffalo Law
School with • Juris-Ooctorale
degree. Be(oro he U!ughl lull·
time al N82Ateth. he Iaugbt al
Brockporl SLale 10' IWO years.
then laughl al Nazarelh panlime
lor oae y=. He is current·
ly teaching Ill< second full year
here. He 001 only teacites here.
OUI he is also in two rock band<.
""d is cODnecled wilb a
Roch.,.le.r law fttm . These all
""ntribule 10 his success a, a
college leacber. An <xocptioD.11
educalion 10 pass OD, along with
8 love for mlUlc. whic.h hclps
him rel.ue 10 Ihe 'lUdenlS.
When .,ked bow his li!'6t full
yev bere wenl. he smiled. "I
enjoyed il. II is a great ochoo!.
Tbe I. culty and admini.stratioo
are very supportive. says Stein.
8J\d the srudealS have an e~·
cellenl altilude. They take Iheir
educ.nion very serious.~y. "
AI the be&iru>ins of laS! yoM,
Mr. Slem scl goali for hln-t.'leU,
such as improving blmsd! lIB a
leacber, and eXp<Ulding hi.<
knowledge in the fields he
teaches. Bul he says II is still too
early 10 judge his unprovcmenL
"Tbal is a Ufe long goal.
Teacbingls oomelhins you have
10 work al col\StODuy." He
would like 10 expand up<Kl h~
leaching methods, bUI nole.,
"There Is a certain body of
kl>owledge you n..ve to oonvey.
II is within lbis CODlexl lhat •
teacher aperitotnts with lhelt
preseoullioo allhe maleriaL"
Mr. Siein also pl:lys drum< (or
two rock bands. He plays
drums fo{ AOK .• local cover
band. and fOT th. Jel Black Berries.
a new music &roup. AOK is
• rocl< and loll band, and plays
only otbe.r bands' music. The
musicilUlS in the band do alm<>Sl
all Ibe s tudio work in
Roche.sle r, and SOroe bave
played on jingles and oommer·
ei.oIs (or HBO.
"Cover music i! a !Ql more
techojca.lly demanding to play
t.hnn Dew music." explains
Siein. " If you do llryan Adams.
you ho1ve to lurn the licks exaclly
. A 101 " I band. Ii ,ten 10 the
reoord and play close 10 iI. I
wrile lb~ drum pOJU oul. and
do lbem exactlv. AOK is a (uo
patty band. I think it i. the be-sl
caver oond in Rocitt!:Sler . but il
is certainly not an. There is lit·
tie crealivily involved."
Mr. Stein quenches bls lhJ.M
G-R Proposal
Threatens Aid
The foUowing is a statemeal
by Jellrey A. Serafini, ISC Ex·
ecutive Director. OIl Gramm·
Rudman Proposal:
Tbe students al eclleges in
New York loWly already (ace
highe r tu iliono and more
lhrealA 10 finaocially a=ssible
hisher eduC2tion than 8JJy
generatioa in the past r-.,·o
dcc.ades. Gramm· Rudman is
clearly O,e most n<»<.iou. proposal
in 0 101\8 li.!t 0/ eHorts to
make college edumtion una!·
ford.bl. 10 the majority of
"Iudeol> thai are trying (0 ... rn
Iheir degrees.
Ri ght now the neediesl
sludCOI.5 fl.t independent colleges
lOme times require as
much as S5.8OO in loE.n •.
Grants and Work·. tudy . Not at
all surprising. considering the
lacl thaI the average cost of
atteDdance at New York',;.n·
dependenl collegeo Is
S 11 ,600. What would GnunmRudman
do 10 these students?
FlOODeial a= In indepen·
denl colleges u; a marginal aI·
n..r. The differeoce of only a
(ew hundred dollars deler·
min .. a student's ability 10 pay
luition Or pay (or boolu and
s\lpplle s. Gramm·Rudman
would, in time, Impose flflc-en
pu ceol reductlons or more
In studenl financial ald.
Gnunm-Rudm.n, U passed,
will throw Ihou .. od. of
studenll off ol their c.tD:lpwes
in New York Stale.
l..e8o than /lve per ceat of
New York's populatlo" at ·
tend.. coUege lodoy; is thi.
SlAte .nd Nalion really willing
10 sacrilice lb. futuro education
o( ,I< citizens III Ihe )J.allle o(
deficil reduclion? Our CO\llltry
I. headed lor a more coll1plex
eoanomic. social and polit;cal
liIe. Is our response 10 th.,..,
challenges goong to bc' " Lile's
tougher · the debt's larger - so
be $ure that you don'l go to
college. because we don'lthink
irs a worthy mv .. tmcnC"
Thai i. the bold·fared slatement
beinS made by Gramm·
Rudman when il com.. 10
high", educatioo. It is a slalement
that this Nolion can never
a!ford LA> make.
for musical creativity wilb Ihe
Jet Black Berries. lonnerly New
Math. "II is all creative. II i$ my
own naluraJ style. You haw to
I8ke more solis/acdon out 01
IIOroelbing thirt is original ."
The Jel Black !lemes have
done quite well , and bave op .... •
ed for The Pretenders and
Psychedelic Furs. Last January
lbey released • reCOld ODd it
climbed 10 numbu twelve on
the aational oaltege char".
They are planning on rei ""-SU>g
another record soon. " During
Decem""r break. we'U be
reoording again."
When asked to distinguisb
the two groups. Mr. Sieio com·
moolS that one is more artistic
Uct Black Berries) While the
otber ~ marc of A job (AOKI.
"There arc • 101 of diflctencia·
lions, even within the modem
music scene. A lot 01 people
mistakenly dw-np all mU$ic lor·
ma1s together."
Mr. Stein ~ also associ.led
with the Rocbes ter bued law
lirm 01 Charles A. Schiano. Esq.
111,,-,e he is OC<:Mionally involv·
ed in litigalion work, primuily
in {he .rea 01 pel'!'')nal injury.
Mr. Roy Jooeph Stei", Ed-u"'"
tor . Mu..ician and lawyer.
All every different careers. bUI
all contribUling 10 bJs unique
style and success as a I.aeher
here al Nazareth.
Roy Stein in his more familiar
role as Educator.
Award Winners JChow Down"
by Sc<>n Ferguson
On Wednesday. November
13, an annual dinner was given
in bonor o( more lhan ftfty
Nazareth students. Wby the.<!
paxticular studeats? Well. the
sophomores , j unio... and
seniors wbo gathered logelber
were all Na..,-elh Scbolar
Scholarship reciplenls.
The scholarships are given 10
ceruja ente ring studenls who
display ed OUlOl~Dding
academic periom'laJ'lec during
their years in high school. Once
al NOlZareth. contin~alion 01 Ihe
scholarship is based upon ..
semester cumulative glade
point average of 3.0.
The evening began al live
o'clock with a receptioo in Ihe
M edaille Forma l Lounge .
Around 5,30 p .m. Ihe students
and ,bOUI twenty.six faculty
and stalf represenlatives moved
10 Medailledioing room fordio ·
ocr.
Aller diDn ... p.e<idenl
Beston intreduood the guest
sp""ker, Dr. David Pollard of
the Hnglis.h department. Dr.
PoU.rd related several s",ries
aboul one of hi. in,truc"'rs l!l
Holy Cross College . Thio pro-fessor
, believed, u~derslood
and exemplified (ne meaning 01
ocholarsbip. \)T. Pollard's closing
remsr k and message to the
.udleoce was a quole I rom this
\ostrUetD" "You must cbange
your life." usi.og lbe laIenl. you
have.
A dinner 10 hoaor the
Freshman scholars hlp winners
wiU take place durlng the Spr.
LOg semesler.
High school ",,,dents who
would like to know mOre about
gaining admission 10 college,
finlUlcial aid and coUege life at<!
inviled. along wilh tb eir
parealS. to attend 3l\ in(onn.·
tio" nighl al Naz.:arclh College
This nislol is scheduled 10
lake place 6 10 8 p .m . 00 Mon·
day. Decemb ... 9 in the Porwn
01 Nll2Iileth' , 0110 A, Shulls
Comrnurut)' Ca.ler. It ~ free 01
charge.
The e"Iemng WIll begin al6'pm
with a complimentary soup and
sandwich supper. Ailer the in·
form8tioOAl program, which
ruo5 Imm 7 10 & p.m., par·
ticipanla are inviled to attend
the men', basketball game
ag8in.s1 BuHaJo Slale.
During tI,. in(orfTWltiooal pr<r
gram, a panel of five Na28fe\h
sludents will lallt aboul the ad·
mWions proce.ss, how they
chO$C Nazarelb .• cademic programs,
student activi ties. and
tile a~ s commuter.
Parents al NamreO, srudeats
will discuss the advantage.s o(
b~veing their children >"end a
loal.! college. Stalf membel'5
will disc ..... the adV<lluagcs of
having U,eir chUdren attend a
locaJ college. Staf( members will
discuss financial aid and the adatissioDS
process.
The evening ;, being span""
red by the Nazarelh College
Alwnni As.soci.tion .
GOOD LUCK ON FINALS! I
~ CAMPUS NEWS
Historian Reveals
Another Side of USSR
by Cate Woolston
There is • mange f.scination
between the peepJ e of the two
Superpowers of the world,
the Uniled States 8J)d the
U.S.S.R. These curiosities make
11$ want to J.ean> IDore about tile
"on the otb-e.r side of the (ence,"
so to speak. There arc many
ways to satiSfy these curiosities.
Dr. NIna Tumarkin, AssociAle
Professor 01 Hislory 81
WelJ~ey CoUege gave 8 teohire
es>litled, " War 8J)d Peace
AIId the Russians: The Sovie15
Remember Wortd War n." Dr.
1'umatkin, a high! y respecled
Russi".., Historian, ~ currently
working on ber second book;
ber 14s1 one, entiUed unin Lives,
wru; a beg[ seller in 1982.
Another impreasive note, Dr.
Tumarkin was receDUy called
10 brief Pre.ident Reagan
before he went to tbe Summit
talks in Geneva.
May 9th is the Soviers ViclOry
Day. Dr. 1\unarkin ex·
plained \hat the "birthday" of
Victory Day was really nol until
1975, lhal is, when the celeblli'
tlon 01 Ibis boUday became ex·
traordinary. The celebration
begi.os early, around May 3rd
wben .11 the media is
dominaled by il.
Thia non·worlti.ng holiday is
celebraled by ail I] Is CODsidered
to be a time to mourn
(or the dead. "It does nOI
oeocssarlly represent govern·
roe.ot interference," Slates Dr.
Twnarkin.. One popular saying
Ibat Ibe Soviets have is
"Rcmember, every day of
peace is peyed for by 20 million
solwers U ves."
Ma.oy thinIt that celebration
of Iheir Victory D&y is very
similar to the celebration of our
Memnrial Day, only their
celebration is to a much greater
extent, and is mur:h more emolional.
The Soviets celebrate
their holiday by ~n Impressive
military parade with hundreds
01 tanks (both old and newl and
oOler weapons. Another pramI>neDt
slogan to go along with \his
~ "We defended the peace. we
will preserve the peace." Dr.
Tumarkin explains, "Now the
real enemy is war itself." The
Soviets /eel as Olough they need
8 strong army to preserve the
peace. "SoUJ1!:l f8..lJ1iliAl?", sbe
jokil'\gly colJlp\ents.
Alter the parades, the "war
heros" (everyone is coMidered
a bero) ga Iber together in their
unifonns aDd medals to swap
old war stories, and to dance
and sing wer song •. People try
to /VId others they served with.
It i. " general attempt to
remember everyone and
everything.
The interest in the Soviet
society was displayed by the
amount of people who atN:nded
the lecture. Dr. Tulllarkio
remarked before sbe began the
ledute that she was .. imp"""'OO
by the interest" 0/ our com·
munlty.
The lecture was mostly based
upcn how the Soviets view And
oeJebrate World War [I,thu. tying
in wbat their general feel·
ings of Wtu are.
"This lecture," began Dr.
Tumarkln. " ... Is about the
mythologizing of war. It is
about Ibe Soviet polilical
culh1re and bow it is symbollz.
ed." Dr. TumArlilil continued,
"Anyone who visits Russia C4II
see evidence of the . cult' of
WW 1I ... Newlywed. place
Oow ers 00 the tomb of the
UDknow.> Solwer, children are
'goose·stepping' In the street,
&Dd there are posters commemorating
ww U "
In the early evening, there is a
minute of silence lIIld Ole televi.
Irion cameras are fIXed on the
Tomb of the UnknoWll Soldier
for 10 minute<. Then fireworks
and dancing extend weU into
the night.
So what does an oulslder
make of aU Ibis? A (ew thlngs
werc pclnted out by Dr.
TumArkin. Such a celebration
shows patriotism, respect, and
gre..t RUS>lan shovenisll"\. It
legitimizes Soviet pclicies and
decisiON and it Inspires respect
for Ole military. She SUIted, "Tbe
'""'"" of nostalgia i.s very impcrtant.
I thtnk, lor national .. 1I esteem."
Dr. Twnarkin COlllJI\e<lted on
future relalions with tbe
Soviets, "I would like to SlCe
yearly summits. .. The 1=05 of
ww n are the teaohing used
mOre than any other su~ecl."
LEI l1\E" 1300 ~ s""\'OR €" \1 E'-l>
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W f\"Kl'il ~ Wo'NbetFQl-
G\FTS
NBO
Says
JThanks'
Tbe Nazaretb Business
Org&.nimtion' $ ServIce Auction
on Nov. 1 st, 1965 was a success!
We exlend our Olanks 10 aU the
donors.
A special thanks to the Social
Board, Mr. Gen.ld Zappia. Roy
Stein. Daniel Strong. and Albert
Cabral wbo served as Auc>
tioneers. and to Joe Accorso and
DoDAld Bishop.
, .. And a very .pecial "thanlt
you" to David Amoco. Alnico
fuza. W) Woring Rd, who
donated the pi2m everyooe enjoyed
during the auction.
A HUGE thank you to aU the
STUDENTS th~t donated $ervice$,
goods. etc.
Sincerely,
Karen N ientirup-President
Laure1aon Romeo-V. President
Lynda Izw.Secretary
Mary Jo Eblacker-Treuurer
And may all your
snuggles be tight
Happy Holidays
[g--...
Nazareth college
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fi GLEANER Spotlights. • •
Media-Man 'Tells It Like It Is'
by Tom Roach
Someone ooce said, "If you
"""'I .lILDd the heat, gel out of
the kitchen," Channel 13 SporIA
Director Fred Cowgill adheres
very strongly to thi6
philosophy. According to
Cowgill , " Your first 99
priorities [Oust b<: to your job.
Any other activilies musl
become secondary."
Cowgill graduat<'d from !be
University of Tennessee in
1979 ~th a Bachelor of Arts
degree i .. BroadC&1 Joumallsm
8Jld .. minor certificate in
Bu$loess Management. B«ause
o( the S<:afcity of jobs in !be
media indlUlry hc oondnued
his studl.e$ at Boston Universi·
ty. Cowgill pMCeeded 10 COlD'
plete an l8-mon!b gIlidUAte program
in just six months. Hili
first job WlIS with !be Cable
News Network ICNN) in Allan'
La, Georgia. Por the fIrSt two
IUld a balf yean; he was .uictly a
new. runner. For the om 6
mODths he wllS a video jour·
nalist.
In June of 1980, Cowgill
became a weekend sports 8J).
cbor for Ted Turner' < Satellite
Information Network. After
two years, he lelt a change was
needed. Bdng a native o( Eo·
dicot\ IBinghamtonl. be had a ,tory. It is.till very vivid in my
Slrong desire to return to mind," said Cowgill.
up$Illte New York. After b<:ing However. there arealoo ""me
contacted by ChaIUlel 13 very rewarding aspecu. Tbe
General ManaglOf Gil Buettner, personal touch i. extremely im·
the youthful appearing sport- porlHlll to the dedicated
~er accepted WO\CR'. offcr newsc.lSler. He loves to see
to h<>S1 the t 1 pID sports report, milles on people's lace.. The
~!b Perry Williams doing the 6 one-oo-aDe human ",counter is
pm .how. A/IeT William4' con· very vo.luabl~ 10 him. His
lt1!ct was DOt renewed. he was (avorite stones are kept in a
offered the position of sports· personalized library file .
Director and graciously ae· Cowgill beUeves his number
cepled a long·term contract. one responsibility 10 bis
Tbe mo.sl difficult upecl of viewers is to give !bem what
his job is people expecting him they want. MAking th<:m. happy
to "wear many balA." III is anotber signific:anl oblJp·
Cowgill's words, "You ml15l b<: tion. And, last but nol least,
in"fodib\y accurate, entertain· !bey MUST be erltertain<'d and
Ing...,d informative, all within a infOJll1ed.
3.5 10 -4 minute time Umlt." At· Cowgill {oels very fortunate
tempting to ftgure out wbat beC1luse his wiie, Faye DeHoff,
people Teally want is aillo very who Is a produoer o( the 6 pm
in:Iportant in the ey~ of this news at Cbannel 10,
congenial young Dl8LI. understands Ihe i·nherent
Cowgill truly loves his profession.
" ( expect 10 be doing this
unlil!be day I die," he SLaled.
The fear of failure is !be real
driving foroe in this bu.sioe.ss.
He rc:Ialcs !be slory of two men
who swam all !be way across
Canondaigua We. When the
story was broadcast, he incor·
rectly identified one of the par.
ticipan15. " I'U never forget !bat
misgivings involved wi th this
industry.
His words of wisdom 10 any
aspiring 1Ile<tia student are,
"Yau /Dust completely dediC1lte
and re-dedicale yowsell. You
must ma.ke \onumerable
sacrifices. Your free lime and
your persot\AlJife are practically
non-existeD1. U 1 baven·t
seared you by now, then you're
definitely ready."
Channel 13 SpOrts Director, Fred
Cowgill, stresses the importance
of dedication.
Has College Stolen
Christmas??
Husband-Wife Team
Showcase Their Talents
by Martlal Bedoar
OK. I admit, this Is the seB.5lln
10 be jolly. And I admJl we
abou/d be Jolly. But did you
eY6 notice (and J'm sure YQU
havel that it's awfully difficult (0
...".uy gel into ihe CIu:isttnaa
spiril when you're knee-deep in
lWigwnents that were due
yesterday 8J)d trying 10 begin
cramming lor !bose exams thet
start tomorrow? Today
becomes Jost somewhere in be.t·
ween bysteria and losrunnia.
WeU, I flTtl1ly beUeve thai
when this crisis O<XUrS, the time
comes to seriously thi.ok a.bout
the real i"Y. of tbe hoUday
season; the happiness (ound
everywbere: the peace sensed
In tbe air. the serenity found by
SazioJ! .1 tbe lit
Cbrislmas tree; the tove found
in the cherisbed time shared
wi!b fllDlily aod friends; and.
!be kindness found In giving.
II seems strange that !bese
sknple thoughts have tbe power
10 pull \l3 through !bese short
yet never·ending days, but !bey
can, and they will, if we Jet
!bem.
P'lOding !be lnle meanins of
Christmas will help \13 find today,
lost somewhere in the
shuffie of papezs, exams. and
temporary jnsanjly. It'U also
belp us find Chris1mas vaca·
tion, whicb by this poinl lDBy
be tbe real' meaning o(
Chri3tmas (or ' many of us.
Ar.ywtry, Merry Cllrist!nAu to
allllHl
They mel In college, b<:cause
their studios were side by side.
Sinoe !ben. both have gone on
to make oames for themseJves
in !belr respective oa/ts. But
Robert Holcombe and Anna
CalIuori Holcombe have Dever
been able 10 show""-'C their
work toge!ber In the same ex·
bibit. Until now.
The prints o( Robert
Holcombe a.od the clay works
01 Anna CalIuori HDlcombe will
be on view at the Little Gallery,
Nazareth A rts Center, from
Dec. 6, 19a5-jan. 29, 1986.
Despite !be same last name,
!be two artists are a study in
conlra6ting slyle.. Robert'.
work is two-dimenoional; Ao·
na', is three--dimensional. His
work is figurative - simple
human and animal prin~ Her
sculptures are abstract. The
theme she is using lor the upoami.
ng .<how Is "Reliquary
Box." fealuring a series of bolt.
like sculpture! w tucb suggest,
wi!boul really showing us, the
relks inside them.
Robert Holoomb<: is produclion
manager (or Redbird
Screenprinw>g, Brockport. He
was recipient 01 the E"ceJleooe
in Printmaking Awatdal!be recent
l'inger Wes Exhibit of the
Memorial Art Callery. He has 8
Master 01 P'Ule Arts degree in
printmaking {yom Winois State
Uulvet$ity.
Anna Calluori Holcombe is
Gallesy Director and Assistant
Professor 01 Art at SUNY Col •
lege at Brockport. Sbe ha4 lID
M.P.A. in ceramics from Loui·
siana Slate University, wbere
sbe mel ber husband whUe he
W24 .till an undeJ'Vlid . Sbe is
also Exhibitions Director lor the
Na tional CoUJIciJ on Educe ti.oo
lor the Ceramic Arts.
Admi3sion is free. The exhibit
ca.n be viewed during regular
gallery hours: 8:30 am . 4:30
pm, Monday· Priday.
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8 December 10,1965
True Confessions
Of A Commuter
by Charles Benoit
Wby do t commute?
Slmple.
( commute becaU8e I don't
Ii ve Of) camp .....
Why I don'llive on oompus I.
another story.
eggs, bacon, sau.age, toast. etc.
ete.·a11 preparecl lor them.!
8uI it doe.sD't stop there.
R~denls also bave .ccess to a
buge lunch 3IId dinner. It·. a
daily Roman feast lor the
resideots. I don'l bave the will
power to live on camp .... ,
would eat II)~U into spandex
paDls within a mooth.
, don't live on campus
beCJ!use ( cl}uldn'( deal wilh a
roommale again. , had room'
mates in the Army lhat ranged
from the se"'; ·illitel1l\e, good
'ole boy from the south tl} the
coUege grad computer freak lD
the hard core AImy " Ilf\er." I
learned alot from these people:
y.an;.the sum 101&1 01 your
material life-can neatly lit in \be
baek 01 • V. W. Rabbit.
I doo't live on csmpus
beca~ [ don't like fire alArnIS
going oil 18te at night. or group
iliness 'when a pbgue whipa
through the dorrtl5. [ don't like
being told who can and who
~nnot visit me at 4 tlm. J donrt
like being tQld to turn down my
music, o( being lorced to ""bmit
10 "fire safety" in~cclions
by ove rly curious 5e<'Utlty
guor<1!. [ don'l like thlngs like
"noo, meeting" Or " door·
decorating contests" wbe.n ,
bave an exam I" \2 hour •.
There are many reasons wby
J dOD't live on campus, but I
guess the main rea50n is that
my wife wouldn't like it at all.
Amiwer: ( think, 10' the mast part, day-a.re here would not
be nee<:ssaly aU the time. A day-care facility would be nice
once in 8 while, sod roore th80 helpful on the oocasIol1$ wheo
I have classes but roy children dOD't. The one sporuored 00
Veteran's Day I." good =pl~. Since it Isn't a fuU-time_·
vice, I don't (eel the need for 8Jly charge.
Question: Do you think II "Car-care Workshop" would
be a worthwhlle venture (or Colll.Dluter AsoociatiOD to
organhe? U so, wbat things would you like to hear
d4cussed?
, don't Uve 00 campus
because, like II)~ human be·
ings. i require .Ieep. Having
worked al Nazaretb in the
Security Deparlruent, [ know
first band tbat tbere are ...,niors
who have not slept sinDe
sometime in their sophomore
Ye:ilJ. 1 do Dot know how thl5 Is
done, bUI ( suspect that it has
somethi.08 to do with thor diet.
Maybe il" the right combina·
tions of Twinki"" and been 000'
sumed a(6 am on a Sunday that
enables a norm&l student to
lurn into a pen:nenaol inSom·
Iliac (oommuters. On the other
hand, .lee nO reason to be awal<
at 6 am on a Sunday rooming·
regardless of wbat' s bcing ~rv·
edl. Some residents have not
yet pcrieCied this unique abili·
ty, and, there/ore. (hey are easy
to spot. These are the !<ludenls
who get 4 or 5 hours ot sleep
each day· in class.
J I ... rned how to make ""Iuirrel
pie; bow to call up all the Dr.
Who T.V . .<eripts on an Apple
He: and, bow 10 turn a cigarette
lighter into an anti· tank mine.
I'm not quite sure but I willing
to bel that it i. possible to lead 8
full Ille without knowing these
lhing... There are probably
thousands of similar important
things 10 learn lrom a coUegc
roommate: how ...... r. I'm wW,
ing to risk that chance aDd com·
mule.
Commuter Spotlight .. ,
[ don't live 00 campus
because [don't want to herome
fat. Now not aU residents put on
2 or 3 urnes thob: own body
weight in their first year. but
the opportunily (or this to h.a~
pen is far gre"ler (or a resident
than lor a commuter. (' II) nol
saying that Ihe lood SAGA
<eNe. il fattening·it's just 100
abundant. Afler alloling lime 10
~hower , dress, and make Ine 4S
minule drive 10 Nua,elh, I'm
lucky to have lime to down a
bowl 01 Cheerios. Residents,
howeve" have the opportunity .
to consume a bll8e breakl •• t 01
I don'l live On campus
because J could not life like a
nomad. Like.la,gettee, Idon't
lake wcU to conslanl lransplanling.
J like to stay pul lor a
wbile. The unlortunate resident
does nol have this option. They
IuS aU their worldly belongings
lrom home, move them into a
rOOm for a le-w montn., and
t hen lug them boek home again,
The most depressing part about
Ihis nomadic lile·style is that,
~versJ time a year, you' re (ore·
ed to lace the (act thaI
everything you Own and have
accumulated in tl1e pa5t 20
by Sue Shaheen
Por the fwal CoDlDluter
Spotlight oi this semesler, [
chose 10 interview ODC 01 the
OOo·lraditional students on this
campus. Joan Grout wus lucky
eDough to be the chosen "vic·
tim" of tbi. ' .. ue! Whal
clistinguj$hes Joan from the
other .tudeo~ r have interview·
.d in the past is rcally oot.b.i.c.s
new to tItis campus. She is oDe
01 the lllliDy noo·tradidionaJ.
students wbo decided to return
to school 8 little later in life. r
lUked JOIln il she (elt leit out,
being older t1111l1 the overage
studeDt in our community, and
she respooded, " No, J enjoy
D1lxi.og wit h peopl e 01 aU ages."
Joon ig a junior English
uterature m.ajor who pions on
graduating in 1987. She came
back 10 school 50 thai she
"could become an interesting
old lady." She Iinc14educatiooa
pleasure. and gaiIu a great deal
01 satidac:tion from it. She i.
presently t.aklog Greek Drama
and a swimming c1a.o;s at the
YMCA. She plans on lak.lng two
classes a semester for the con·
tinuation of her educalion at
N:uaTCth. Taking Iwo cia"""" at
a time works oul best 10' her
be<:auae of bet home respon·
sibilitie • . Joan has four
chi Idren: three girls and a boy.
Two of her childreD are mar·
ried, aod another is tying the
knol shortly. Iu addition to her
busy schedule, she is the
Sccret.1ryITre.asurer for the
IlngJish Honor Society, Sigma
Tau Delta. With all these ac·
tivities under her belr, .he will
easily make " &I interesting old
Lady."
NCA ... Semester in Review
Dear COIJUrlutcrs,
( would like to ;nfonn you 01
the activities and progranuning
that has beeo occurring this
sem~ct lor you lh:rougil the
C",nmuter Associatioo.
For those of you who may nOt
be familiar with this associa·
lion, there is. lotto know. The
Commuter Association is both a
DeW and old organization. It was
buill lIJ>On what wu known .s
Commuter Board. Tbe NCA
represents all commuter
students on this campu., and
e:>rists lor the needs and OCn·
cems o( the commuter popula·
tion . Every COmmuter is a
memher and a voice that i. im·
portant. Tbe NCA held many
meetings this year and pro·
mOted the needs ot our com·
muters. We staned the YeAr 0((
with "Dormuter Weekend"
and a Baked Coods Sa I e,
esta hlished ou r Own logo and
painted it in the tunnels, hosled
a wine and cbeese Party lor the
parent.< 01 rommuters during
Parents Weekend, hdped sponsor
the Pi2m and Wing FaU
Semester Wekome (for new
Iransler and freMImoo com·
mulersl. spooked residents and
commuters with our first an·
nual Haunted House, and will
wrap up Ihe year with •
Christmas pa rty.
BABYSITTER NEEDED FOR
DAYTIME CARE!!
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CAR NOT NECESSARY,
BUT APPRECIATED.
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CALL EVENINGS: 924-3429
There is another direction in
which we are also Cl<paDding
ourselves and Utat is through
programming. The NCA coo·
ducted a survey and added a
page 01 ils new. 10 the Gleaner,
sal In 00 the Alcohol Policy
PlAnniog Com.tDit1ee (rep., Jim
Cultural. helped cut \be price ot
hus pa>.$<:S 10' oommuting
studenls dowo \0 S5.00
(available at thc [nlormalion
Desk in Sbultsl, rul Ihe price 01
commuter meal tJekels lrom
SlS.OO down to SiS.OO, and.
with the belp of Student Affairs,
is io the process of A nding a
place for a commute, sociol
10Wlge and developing a leasl·
ble day carc program.
Aft", • semester 01 ac:tivilies,
we have dedded to do • lew
new things. We will promOle
our evenu during the daytime
hOlln for YOU and we will also
ba ve a meeti.og once a month
with chicken wings and pizza
.voilable. I would like to
especial! y thank the of(i""rs 01
the NCA: V. Pres.. Scott
Fergusoo: Secretary. Kri.tine
Cay: Treuurer, Theresa Pial·
ten: Social Board Cbairman,
Margaret Horsch; Social Board
Commiltee, Blaine Burch,
Diane Degen, Li~ Heeks: acOve
members, Peler IRenedict)
Doyle, Mike Dorr, Rachel Perrotta,
Ism ... 1 Nun"", Tedd
Pullano, Rich Barth, and Jim
Cultum; 8Jld linaliy, hooorary
Commuters Marioo Li.k and
Christine VODVoigi.
PleAse acknowledge tbis
organization which works so
bard for you I We are interested
in your concerns and OCOlmeoU
and would love to help you oull
Good luck on finals I
Sincerely,
Susan A. Shaheen
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• ARTS CBNTSR
Sunday, December 15, 1 pm 8< 10 pm . F'lIcu1ty film Series: Kirrd
H~rts and Co""",/;. Room A·14.
Dcamber 6 Ihtough January 10. Art Exhibit Ooramic Sculpruu
Prjn" by AIVIO and Robert HoI./X)fTlbe, Unle Gallery,
Friday, January 17, 8 pm . "I Have a Dream" The Lif. of Dr,
Martin Lurher Ki>lg, presenled by the National Black Touring
CirculI.
For addilioruU information OD the above evenls con19cl the box
or{joo al 586-2420.
LOCALBWNTS
• EASTMAN HOUSE
No ..... through Deoember 31 - Film Seria: FiJrru (rom 1M People's
&pubU< 0{ dring,
Drydon Theatre FUm Series:
Wednesday, December 11 . Go/Jr' Soorh
Friday, December 13· Rlde!ht Whirlwind
Tuesday, December 17· Th£ King 01 Kinds
.t'rlday, D=ber 31 - Plriladelphia srOl')l
• GINA THEATRE
Saturday, December 14, 8:30 pm . Opening of Dicken's A
Chri.oIJo>o!asQuoI.
Wednesday, January 8 . Lecture: /.sIn rr Rnn"lnric,
Por mOre informatiOll on the above ev."ts contact Adele
McCarlby 81232·1366,
• UNCOLN AVENlJE COMMUNITY CENTBR
Saturday, Deoember 7, 10 am· 3 pm . Annual Ski 'n Ska(2 Sale,
Used Ski ODd skaLing equipmeol8vailable. Seu your used skis a..d
skales lrom December 2 through December 5 Irom 9:30 am until
4:30 pm. Por more information call 381-8420.
• LUTHBRAN CHURCH OP THE INCARNATE WORD
Salurday, DereDlber 7, 8 pm and Sund.y, December 8. 4 pm .
ChrismraJ Opera: Amahl and lhe Night Visirors, Lutheran Cburch of
the Incarnale Word, 597 !last A\ICflue, No admisslon, Cree·w;1I
orfering a"",pled, Por more ioforIMtiOll contact Rkhan:t I!rickoon
al 244-6065.
• MEMORIAL ART GAlLERY
Su ndlly , December 8, 3 pm· Conce>1: Pianist Jun. Chow.
Audilorium. Pre. admission.
Thursday, December 12, 11:45 am . lecture: Arl A La Cart" by
Patricia Anderwn. Leclure on W.S. MOUn! and lhe prinl The PoW{)r
of Music, Free to members; Cree 10 non·members w;~, Gallel;)'
Admission.
Sunday, December 22, J pm . O",,,,,,rl, Works by 8U/hoven.
Sclwberl, and Prokof,ro by Sung n Lee, violiD, and M" Hyon Moon,
piano. Pree admi ssion.
Now through December 31 . Holida)' OWls Show and Sale
Coocourse Gallery.
For {urlh'" inlonnation on .ny or the above even\:; call 27S-2370
• OLYMPIC REGIONAL DEVELOPMBNT AUTHORITY
Saturday, December 14, 8 pm . BfU Cruby ptrfarnoa7!Ce. Tickets
are ~vailable al Ibe Olymp'c Center Box Orfice, Tiekelron, and all
Oec:amllw 10,1985 7
What Computer Language
Really Means!!
by »,0, Mc:Clw;key, Jr.
Compulers, compuler... com·
puters. Yau can'l swing a dead
cal withoul hitling one 01 Ihose
faceless critters these days.
Everywhete you Iun> people
Are expousing thcir use and
buying Ihem lD ma.ke betler
"'Me 01 their lives, As I recall,
and I'm old enougb 10
remember, Uuink you very
much, the A,Bomb was suppos·
ed 10 mal<c Ollr lives betta, 100,
II know, I don' t undersland Ihe
logic or thaI OnC either, bul
that's wbal Ihe e:<perU In
Wasbington said at Ihe time"
Well. they're bere 10 stay, I
gu=, 00 we mighl as weU
make some sense o( Ihe damn
llungs. I'vo assembled. list 0{
lerms and defmitions 10 help
you, my CeUow !'Chaters. gel
through IrfU'S times:
Compallble . compulers
1 read: conf uGersl gelli oS
together bebind our back and
mlking aboul us in their own
language.
Dalaba .. - 1l.~8n description
oC • piece o( equipment used
to play baseblll!.
Disk Drive . an ailmen t in
organjc units lse. HUMAl'lSI
""used by sitting too long in
(ronl o( • oomputer screen. The
Iac.k 01 movement causes the
dioJu in the bo.~k oC organic Wlil,
to (orgd ~,eir lunction.
Floppy Dkk . an embarrassing
ooDdilion no ( ivilized moo
would talk about In mixed (lOm·
pany,
Hard Disk • an Bnglish
heavy metal rock STOUP, Bann·
ed (rom playmg in Basion.
HUrwtl1S' organic units who,
f rom tim~ [0 lime, lorgel they
invenled lbe INlchine< driving
them crazy. Alsi> responsible
(0' crealing nude," energy,
most cancer.eausing elemenlS,
tei $UlC sui Is, and arli lidal
sweclDcrs.
Inlegraled So(lware . Bussmg
IBM, PCs and Apple Ue'$
acros.~ town to aclueve oom·
patibility with loss {orrunalc
PC's,
KlIobyte . metric tern' lor A
glullon.
Language • 60me.bing
organic units have perfected
over the year. thaI computers
are too stubborn '0 try to
W1d~d,
MJcroproceMOr . a small
Cusin.rt.
Modem· something organic
unil$ have done 10 weeds And
taU grass as a way or venting
lru.tnolioo over computer •.
Peripherals - liters1ly "OD
Ihe edge," Where most orga nie
unil! spend u,oeir time afler
dealing with COmpUlef3 long
enoUBh·
RAM . type 01 \ruck a "rea!
man" drives, M.nufacnued by
Dodge.
ROM· cheap japanese imita·
lion 01 RAM.
SoCtware . condition inl1i(
ted upon organic units. au.
affecl abdomen and other vita!
organs a. weU II-' the brain.
Lack of movemenl and we
causes these areas [0 go "sofl"
in disuse.
Sp~d>heelJ . JOmetbing
DO compuler will ever be able to
do as weU as your moth"". 1 See
also: Serve Dinner, Wash WIDdow.
and Pry Cbickcnl,
Word Procuslng • wh.11
organic units (ormerly c.aIIed
!)'ping. This lem> comes ('am
the SIlllle organic units affected
by Soltware that call libr.ries
"learning resourct cenlcrs'·
BJ'd ern,bing a plane on pur·
po.se a "oontroUed !aJlcling Inlo
ground,"
NAA: Working For You
There is an international
bUSiness orgaoization aVliilablc
10 help you in your career. The
Nalional Association of At:cowllAnls,
localed "ghl here in
I\ocbe>tcr, i, the largest pro(es-siono.!
(raternlly in the world.
Ou r 10Ci1l chapler has been
together {or over sixty years.
lhis organiulion. Shouldn't you
AT LEAST give it a try7 Gel involved,
(or YOU are ~,e key 10
your luture.
...- guIar Olympic Ccnter ou~ets. Credit cud orders arc ."allable, ,..._ _________- ,
For lurU,er inforrnlltion cootact Don Krooe.1 518·1655.
I have been a college studenl
m~mber 01 NAA lor one year,
Th~ir sincerily, ae<:essibility,
and genuirtene!6 has always
been visible,
II you a te in.erested injoining
or at1eoding the dinner, please
leave your name, addres>s 3IId
poone number in my gTeen
commuler mail/older, You will
be "Onlacted by phoDe to
answer any que.tioos you
mighl bave,
• ROCHESTER COMMUNITY PLAYERS
December 21 .hrough j .... u.ry \8· Play: Ro""'~ric (AmaDy. Por
ticket inlormation call 546-6237,
• ROCHESTER MUSEUM AND SCIENCE CENTER
Sunday, Decem"'r IS, 2 pm . World Tl'avel and Adwn",,. Series'
AI/antIC Canada. Ei<enharl Auditorium, Por ticke'
information call 271·8340,
Now through janWlJ)' 12 · I'Jaoelarium Sbow: The Rehml of
ComBI Holley. Monday· Priday 8 & 9 pm. Saturday &: Sund.y I, 2,
3, 4, 8 &: 9 pm, Admis:sion S4.
SWlday. December 8, I to S pm . HoluJay Folk FeslWiri .. ,
Eisenhart Stage. Pree with Mu",,1UII Admission.
Dcumber 14 through Pebruary 9 . Exhibit: Birds in Arl. M~wn
(trot floor.
Beginning December 26 . Cross Country Shii>Jg and Snow-.hoei>lg,
Ski renW $5 per day; snow· shoe renW S [ per day, Prcc ski lessons
giveo weekenc4 from 10 am 10 2 pm. Por more information call
271-4320, exl. 255.
• ROCHESTER PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA
Thursday, December 12,8 pm &. Salurday, December 14, 8:30
pm . PIr.i1J.onnonk V7, f'e.o.llIring Tchtuko""ky Vk>JiJJ Conc.rlO 4<
Tchnikow;ky SympiJorry No. 4, Eastman Theatre,
Deoember 27, 28 & 29, 2 &: 8 pm, December 30, 2 pm . Dance:
The NUlcrack.,. Eastman Theatre.
For ticket information on the above events contAcl tbe Rochesler
FhilllMmonic Orchestra Box Offi"" al 454-7091.
• UNIVERSITY OF ROCHElSTER
Pilms: Friday, December 13, 7:15& IOpm - A Vi.", toa KII/.
Strong Auditorium, Admission H ,SO.
Saturdoy, December 14, 7: 15 & 9:30 pm . Ghasrbusle". Strong
AudilOrium, Admission ~ I.SO,
"Saga--the worsl
place to be wilen you
can't deal with
YOllrse/f'
·-&:ott Woodhouse
"1 live on I he (ouTIII
floor and [ CANT
SLEEP!"
.. wl.o kllOws?
"I'm going to wrile
you up (OT giggling!"
-Security
(said at regiSlratiO",
"After 01/ these years
J finally found 0111
wlral's behind 0101
counler"
.. Bill Mulherin
"Enjoy your present
pleasures so as not
to injure those that
are to follow"
.. Se"eca
On the third WedDC<d.y of
<very month Ihe NAA spo"""",
a dinner. At eaeh mcetlng. Ihesc
is a Pro! essionaJ Development
ScmiDat and I prOm\neDt
speaker. Also, tbese gel·
logether. provide you with the
opportunity 10 meel olher
student. and oome very .nfluen.
liaJ people Irom the business
community. In addition, there
is the po.ssibility 01 coming in
cootaCf with your IUlure
employer! And "Sludent
Mc.mber, NAA" look! STC81 on
your resume.
Tbese """;0"" are open to the
public. Being an Acrounting
Major is nOi a pre-requisile for
membership. Among Ibe
members from Nazareth are
your Accounting instruClors,
the Pr"";dent or NBO, the
Financial Advisor lor tbe
Gletmer, and a member of the
Men', Soccer Team. Al
Novembe,' i mecllng Ib.r.
were (en !iludcnts ,n atten~
dance and at Oclober's Student
Nighl Ibere were thJneen
<tud..,ls present, Also, OclOber's
meeting was aneaded
by the new DeaD o{ Siudeni Af·
fairs, Dr. Tbom ... Allen.
M8JlY or your lellow srudenlS
are experiencing the nUJl)eroU5
values amI hencfl IS provided bv
II is worth looking inlo,
Sincerely You,,",
Tom Roach
IAssociate Dlreclor National
Associalion of AooountAnl.s
NazAreth CoUegel -
I IS(5N}e aJorlEt. lH ope_ A" . ..
Roc-"'-, NY
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8 Gleaner D&cember 10. 1985 n CREA TIVE CORNER
. The Men of the Road
Who are the..e men?
Those asphalt nomads
00 they know where they're going?
They know where they've been
Bulls thaI enough?
People see their dirty clothes and tired eyes
ChJldren look up to them because they're tough
Can the roads maUy be a home?
Wi th those grueling days and endless nights
When they turn over in bed to touch their loved OtIe
And no One i. there, just air.
.. Mabcland Eudora
SUenl Street.<
Leaning timbers as if in prayer
Dar kDess lightiug Satan's lair
Eerie glows between the leaves
A web of feal" this forest WC3v.:s.
An endl=l.y winding road
Leading into His abode
Welcoming in all those who DUly
See darkness as the lJsht of day.
Within this pia"", shadow plays to pass the night
Shadow-s of m~ unable to distinguish betweeJl wrong
and right
Searching souls surrender aU
Heeding to a certain C1lL
Some of my friends are in this wrest
While some remain in the diswnt ~ght
And I sland by the (orest-=dge
Wondering who are right
Is Iighl actually datknes.,
And darkness only inverted ~gbt?
I wonder this because, os I turned away
from the forest and beg:a.o walklog
toward the light,
I Daubed that my shadow grew several times my height
It seemed (or every step forward
I was taking two steps back
Back- to the forest edge
Where the light wasn'l so brighl
And the darkness DOl 90 black.
Jelf Dlel:l
Ai; you ga2e ou tside your window
We all gloat at the Red maJlS defeat
Signs in grins of their ~
Now they must walk through the silent street.
The silent street is black .... night
Never ending. so it seems
AU in il combat their se.oWes:s plighl
Fightln' /or some hopei ...... dream.
Why don't you look outside your back door
See your neigh bar shot in Saigon
People donl seem to care ""y mOre
Must he walk the street with his SOn.
There's the old friend living in a shack
Why does he look tired and beal
He's wailing (or Illal government check
Another member of the silent street
Senrab
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Wayfarer
By the lend by the sea,
In the night I bad a dream,
VlsiOIlS from Life in Time,
I construed the vision'. creed,
The Siory told in dream-like speech,
The journey were I that undutaker,
To see your face in Conscious Late.
On a sail bound for Love,
I set a course for the shores of Late,
Searching, "m seddng (or your time.
Riding the seas 01 future-told hJgb sail,
Stretching south 10 winds In Time', sweet collids.
! would spend the days In solitude, 8 daze,
A dream the morning'. friend.
I would ga2e across the desert's sea and see
Your face within all my dreams.
By the land by the sea,
In the night J Ilad a dream,
Vwons from We tn Time..
•
Last we had horizon's gift, landing's land the seacoas\ sea.
Ports of Arty, Atl, and Way 5l00d se:olillals of kingdom's surf.
Upon the ashen (ace o( bays lay ""denl stories told,
They show your (aoe within the dream.
By the land by the sea,
In the nlght 1 had a dreamo
I reach the dock, a many cried repose,
In time 10 seek out your love by some lighl.
, tie the lines and listen 10 the sea,
It lells the We of ~ home.
Tomorrow's day would Unger nOl among the coastal city's breath.
A pressing dream this travcller's guide,
Through Conscius Late to kingdom's hearth.
Ove walers &bed as if earth'. blood
To Mountain's Sky Home First Ascending Stair.
00 my way 10 what I've seen in dreams, a northern wasteland, a stream.
A single staircase goes spiralling to you, a fa"" the essen"" of sun.
Inclined I 'braved ascending's quest, 00 my wan to the su.n.
A (ace 8$ brighl'" the sun's I'm searching for in TIme.
Upwards clouds. the Iclogclorn's lair,
Though tamed not admidsl to learn.
The heaven's ("". attained I'm sleeping, a wanderer lost in Time.
TomorroWs hope now beld to heart, your face to hold as mine,
By the land by the sea,
You and I within the dream.
by Dave Konopski
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Here They Come ...
A-Caroling
A medley of It.dition,1
Cbristmas CMO~ will be amMg
!he highlight> ... Ihe Music
departmenl of Nazareth College
preseolll "Music (or ChristmAS
and Other Occasions." a choral
CODcer! featuring the concert
and chlllllber cllOlrS, under the
direction of Charles R. Wi 1m eT.
lecturer in muoic al Nazareth.
The choirs will perform IwO
sbows. at 3 p,m, and 4:30 p.m.
00 Suoday. Dec. 8. in the
OenJd O. Wilmol HaJJ 01 Music
al the Nazareth Arts Cenler.
Admissioo is lree. but since
seating is Umhed, tickets are beIng
issued !hrougb the rollege's
Music departmenl 1~2S,
exl. 6141.
The coooen ehoir is planning
to perform pieces by Holst, Vie·
toria, and Bach. among others, A
seled group of .ludents form·
ing the Chamber choir will give
a cepella rendillons of music
from HasBJer, Billings. Scarl.tti
and others. The progTBm will
conclude witb the popular
"Christmas Day" carol medley
by Gustav Holst.
Piily·Ove youth1ul voices
Irom aU over Monroe County
will help usber in the holiday
sesJlon wbeo the Nazareth Col·
lege Vouth presents two free
holiday prograJ1l$ or c1l1SSical
and popuLa r musieal selcc~on s,
The COQCerts will be
presented Saturday. Dee. 14 at
12: 30 p. m. 10 the Gerold G_
WilmOI Hall of Mlaic at the
NlWlretb Arts Center, and Sun·
dey. De<:, 15 at 4 p.m. in the
Asbury First Unlled Methodisl
Cburch. 1050 Bast Ave ..
Rochester.
This year's cooeert will
feature a number of lradltiooal
carols, several piece. by
popular contemporary British
composer John Rutter. ODe SODg
done entirely in italian and 4
novelty 50ng eIltitled "Santa
Claus, Santa Claus, You Are
Much 1'00 F"t." (Por best
results, sing to !he tUDe o(
"Jingle Bells"!).
The youlb cboir is directed by
Charles T. Witmer. lecturer in
Music from the Nll1Al'cth Col.
lege Mu.s;c (acuity. Witmer
founded tbe choir three years
ago (or youngsters in grades 4
through 7. "'I 's an ide.al age (or
a children's choir." he Stlys,
Youtheatre Alive
by Martial BedD8J' November 30. December 1,7-8.
This holiday .e .... on. the 14-15. 21·23 at 2 pm: De<:embc,
Na2Arc!h CoUege Youtheatre 5, 12. 17, 19 at 10 am; and.
Program. fealuring tile TIC· Deoeu>ber 6 and 20 at 7:30 pm.
TOC Players. wiU capli".te.U Tlckel:i are available atlhe Aru
The Copasetics
Jazz In'
the New Year
by Martial Bel!l18r
A groe.l way 10 help ring in thc
New Veu i. to cBtch
Th. Copaserics - iD action on
unler slAge of The Arts Center.
They will shine like the slars for
two lestille perion:naoccs on
New Yeor's Eve 1985.
The Copaseria have been
described as "a loosely knll
band of j= lap dancers ...
members mostly io Iheir siJ(tiC3
or older. .. wbo let tbelr feet do
the talking..... The gi Ited
dancers wiU d.azzle spectalors
with Iheir combination 01
tremendous toIp, electrifying
jllZl, and sure-flrc softshoe.
The Copll1eries will be a ODeoighl
unforgellllble extT'&vagao·
u .
So. on Tuesday. De=nber 31
II either 7 pm or 10 pm. allow
YDu15elf to be c.optured by the
dynami te dance 01 tb ese happy
hoofers. It·s • "step" In the
right dIrection to starting your
New Year o/lwitb aseD.Slllional
bang!
Auditions
for
Talent
The Shipping Dock Theatre
announces audilions for their
third production o( the sea""n
The Buller Did 11 by Walter
aJld Peler Mark.. There
are roles for 4 men and 2
Women ranging In age I rom the
2(Ys 10 50·s. The auditions wiU
be held on December II th and
12th, (rom 7:30 to 9:30 pm
at The SbJpping Doclt Theatre,
3690 Basi Avenue. Rochester.
NY.
Rehearsals for Th. Butler Did
l! will begin alter the fir.1 of the
year. The prodUctiOD will opeo
on 1'bursday. PebruAJ)' 6. 1986
aad run lor four OOTlieCUbve
week·end. lhrough Sunday.
March 2. 1986.
Described as the OFF·
BROADWAV equivaleDt to
~lhIT(JP. The Butte>' Did II is,
ddt and diaboUcally clever
thriller wi!h miogli a,g Lallgiller
and chills, as it skillluUy un·
winda it. tale of murder and
mayhem ill the gUttering world
of the !heatre. Clive Barns of
The New York Post lound Th.
Butler Dd 11 . .... .light·hearted.
light·beaded .nd funny... a
divO'sion o( 11m aDd maybem."
Ilchoing this revi"'''. FrMk
Rich of Iho New York Time.
said. .. .... mple opportuniries
here for laughs aod double'
whanuny lhtills," The suf1',ise
ending of this myslery will
leave you brealhless.
audiences while perlorming CeDter Box Office,
The Mag;ciaJ!'s NephlNJ. c.s. ,;;;.:;.;;;.:;;;;;..;.;;.;;;;;.;..-----..;;;;;;.--------------------------------,
Lew' Sixlh OIrorricle 0/ Narnia.
The story is a delightful lAIc
which begins with children
wbo, by Itickery . are
transported 10 • dead lAtl.d
beyond the earth. There the en·
oounler many graod happeo·
ings, walcb Asian lbe LioD
crealC Narn1a, and eutbark 00 •
quest.
The critically acclaimed
Chronicle will magically come
to Uk (or 15 performances:
Success of jInvalid' Not Imaginary
The Imaginary IfIIKllid opened
on the weekend 01 November
15-17. II was presenled by the
Theatre Departmenl and the
Drama Club. There were many
factors which made this production
an extremely enjoyable
event. including the humor
generaled by east interaction,
and the sp<llltaneity 01 the
members; Ibe audieoce we.
able to Iw a part 01 the perlor.
mance withoul being aware
tbat thai was the actors' inleo·
tioll. The produc~oD was all the
more enhanced be<:ause of Ihe
fact that the cast made it look ef·
fonless.
The lead chBCllcters 01 Argan.
AngeUca. Clean!e. Bcline. nnd
Toioelte were pol'1J1l.yed quite
realislicaUy by David Mum·
mery. Beth Jacobson , Robert
Ulliman. Mary Ann Kofron,
and $arllh Prank. respectively.
Aragon I.s the head of the
household romposed o( very
unique and diverse individuals..
I ', ' I '
Tbe show was performed
w<.ll. and (or those 01 you who
were unable 10 attend. you
missed an enterl8iniog and
energetic: perlonnance. The
Director, cast. aod st-se crew
should leel proud of their e/.
forts. and now, just sit back and
enjoy Ibe laurels.
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What?! No J.V.s??
by TIm Ragsdale
This ba.<ketball =0 will be
• litl.le dillereot lrom olhers o{
Ibe pas!. For various reasons.
there will be no Junior VarsilY
Baskelball team this year.
[ spoke wilh Coach Bill
Nelson to fond out why. Accor·
ding to Nelson. Ihere is not
enough quality players to have
• competitive learn. The reasoo
l<>r that is that N"",reth did not
enjoy a good recnliting year for
this baskel ball seasoo. Only
ooe freshman was recruiled
and he made the varsity learn.
Rec:ruiling was hurt Ihi. year
beaouse Coach enjoyed 3 ban·
oer yeAr last year. Eigbl
. Ireshman we,c brought io.
That crcated B problem
recruiting thia yeu bi:callse the
rec{uils i5aW toey had a belle>
chance 01 playing varsity
elseWhere. Pive ol the eighl
recruits translerred to olber
5<:hools over !.be SUmmer but it
waslo late 10 help recruiting lor
lhis yeM.
"Anolher reason lor the lack
of. j.V, squad," $fiYS Nelson.
"is lhal NaZArelh is not the Iype
of college thai aUraCIS walk·on
aUllel... 10 supplement your
recnliling. Na2areth just docs
nOlaltracl enough quality walk.
011$ 10 offsel a poor ,ecruiling
year,"
Coach NeJ$Op hilly expe<:Ls to
field B J. V. basketballieam nexl
seaoon. Bul lor this year at leasl,
the only choice is to give thc
Varsity our ""Ie support.
V.B.ers Are Champs!
by Tim Ragsdale
Another feU spori enjoying
much success is OUI Women's
Volleyball team. While winning
the New York Siale tournament
in Potsdam 00 November 9th,
ha vi.t\g defeAted ConJand, Ibis
yea, is • little dille rent.
Generally, first year coaches
aren·t 00 sua:euful. Our lim
year coach. Sandy Schenke, is
an exception 10 thai rule.
Coach Schenke i$ a Iormer
volleyball player bere at
Nazareth. "Being a former
player belps in coaching." soy.
Schenke, "because you know
wbot to look lor In players and
In. coach." Schenke atoibutes
Oluch of the team's success to
the faci thai she ba.< taken over
3 strong program. Schenkc in·
berited a talented and ex·
~rienced club.
Before takinS the job bere,
Coach Schenke W6S 81 PiU·
'Sutherland (or three YeaN, I
a..ked Schenke the dilference in
coaching at the levels o( high
school and oollege. "[0 hlgb
school," aC<lOrding to Schenke.
"you're leachi"8 plaY"" the
fundamental skills nece3SM)' 10
play !.be game. In college.
you're e:xpa.nding the skills and
u.lng more strategy because the
level o! competilion is higher."
The voUeyb.1I leam Is CUIreotly
renkocl lenlh in the oa·
tion, Tbere are 00 injuries so
they are at (ull-streogth. They
bave one goal cow: 10 keep
playing until there are no more
games 10 be played. That
l:taoslate$ into winning Ihe
NCAA',!
Winning Goals
by TIm R.agsd.a.le
On Saturday, November 9th,
the Nazareth Men's $ocar
team I 5 season came to an
abrupi end. 10 the first round of
the 8CAC playoffs. the Golden
Plyers lost 10 the Unive{sity of
Rochester 4-1 in overtime.
Nazs.reth hed beAten U of R a
week earlier by the .arne score.
While not pleased with the
season ending loss, Coach Rob
Searl was pleared with the way
his learn played. My let down
lrom deleating the U of R .<0
ea<Uy be{ore was not Ihere. No
one needs ao iccentive when a
team reaches the. playoffs.
Knowing thai if you lose your
season is incentive enough (or
anyone.
I lhlnk, though, one should
look. At the positive t1nngs thi.
learn bas accomplished. Obviously,
looing a firs! rOWld
playofl gume is nOI • positive
nole . gelling thai lar is. This is
only Ibe fifth yeM o( exlslC'tlce
of me»'s soccer al N ..... retb. To
corn~ so r.r in such a short
period of lime speiiI<s well for
the team and the c08cb.
In lOW' of the live years, this
one included. the learn has woo
12 gI'lO"" a yeaI. ODe reasOn is
lhe seniors 00 the squad:
Graeme Toshe. our all·time
leading $Corer, Bob La.<her. Joe
Seider, Rick Roswick, and Ron
BarUell. They have helped I.y
down the lound.Lion (or a truly
outstanding program,
Another recson was IhU
year's freshman, particuJarly
goalies Andy DuMont and John
Martin. The goalie &el. the lone
o! the game, Ibe defense, and so
00.
What we can look forward to
nex t yeM is mOre of the saroe
success. Thcre are fmeen retur·
ning playe"'. including captains
Pete Costanza. Mike Deckman,
Dan Bronc, ""d Ed Ba".era.
With tbese remming players
and next year's recruits, expeclalioos
will be very high lor
n""l year. Hopefully, the
season will 001 end as soon.
Sports
Spotlight
Tedd
Pullano
Ntlzarcth's Women's
Volleyball team raised their
record to 43-13 by winning !.be
NYS A.sociation of Inter.
coUcgiate Athletics for Women
championship. This is the mool
wins ev"," by a NB1lI1eth leam,
and there i. m()re 10 come
because Ihe learn <iI-ew the no 1
seed in t be Nor theast region 01
the NCAA cbampionships ...
During the NYSAIAW tourney ,
Mary Kay Botsford Bod
MIchele Rupert were named
to the All Tournament
Team ... Some trivia.: voUeyball
coaeb Sand)' Sehenke is Ihe
only aUllele 10 be named Ih.
College Sporu Woman of lbe
Year lwice by the Rocbc.<ler
Pr.,... Radio Club ...
Senior soccer oo·c.aptaWs
Graeme Tosb and Dan BroDc
f1!lisbed I·Z ,eopeclively in tbe
loam·scoring cbampionships.
Tosh i. Nazarelb's .,Il-tim
leading scorer ... Goalie An·
drew DeMont ft.nisbed the
season with 5 shulOULs ond
John Martin had one... In
1985. the men's soocer team
gained a first ever ECAC
tourney bid ... I.n women'. soc·
cer. sophomores Angela ~n-
19lIo and Sandy Mertz finished
1·2 In their scoring race ...
Mickey Mann finished tl>
season witb 7 shulouts ...
Turning to BasketbalL the
Men and Women have trio
capl1llns this yev:. Senior Do
Grlffltlu, and juniors Chris
McCaf/rey IlI\d Todd Cahnan
(or the guy.: juniors A.L!Jwo
Rull and Denlse HIckey, and
sophomore KT\o SmJth lor Ill.
gals ... Women's Softball land
Basketballl coach MIke
DeC\.llis. &$k& thaI anyone
wishing to play softball in the
spOnS contaci him as soon as
possible ...
Trying 10 stay in the groove, ..
the Lacrosse and Ten.oJs
teams are still playing their
respective sports. The lax men
are ployi"8 box lacto"",, oUI on
the teoni. courts while the ten'
nis teams are playing indoor on
Sunday nights at MidtOWIl Tennis
~te:r ... Just one commenl
on professional football, the
SeMs will not go undefeated
lor the regular reason and I
wonder il there is any possibili·
ty of bringing back Don
Meredith 00 Monday Night
PootbaU and gel rid o( eilller
Joe Namalh or OJ. Simpoo07
