APRIL 29, 1986 -# It
N az Scholar Back
From Germany
by Lynda johnaon
0.. o.vid PolIanI. an EngIWI
prof~ .t Nu.aretb and DU.
~ Sh.aUIpearean ocholar.
_1Iy ~tended the "'_.
tioo&l Shakespure AssociatIoa
Confen:n<>E in WesI Berlin. Germany
•. Tht conference was
p._nltd from April 1-6 and
took pia«: .1 the ThchnlcaJ
University of Berlin, wruc:h iJ
equivalent to M.I:r. Owr 600
Shakapearca.a scl>oIars alt~.
cd mil confu .. nce, aU 01 wbom
are know world-wide..
Or. Pollard mentioned Prof~
Robert Weimann in particuJar,
Weimann is • Marx\.s(
Shakelpen ... n I<:ho'-, hom
Ea$I ~many. He .ttac~ Dr.
I'oILa,d'. paP'" on Ham"',
vigorously in ~ Kl the mid·
dle clasl assumptions. Th.t
evocni..... 1M two Saintly Prof..-,
rs "drank good Go:rman
bttr till 5:00 '.m," discussing the
I>CICUIUJ OOnncdions that mUll
u;il!: the " .. g.I.IJ ' ;1in,
icIeaIoPet" to< tOO.y$ studentt.
~ in America.
&tuoIIOQ '*"" to be """'"
open 10 ~8 stlOdentl 10
Iit .... tu,e other than that of the
English . nd Americon bc. itqe.
such as the works nf Soulh AI·
tlcan and F~nch write"" for u·
ample. ''The need of mo.t
cult~ and the 00$<D0p0Ii1An
ffi«'l on ....... " by ~.
-Dr. o..IcI L- PoIwIcI,
EngIIIII SNIIc_" __ .
-....-u..~_illllionlll
conllt_ In W ...... n.
~tlyF\ollOfn-
11>=0 10 fordpl f..,..·· is wILlI
could be KCOmpliShcd by
rudin, the _ks 01 the NeoFeminiorn
ODd the No:o-Mon:iam
periods. ¥..., students .... becom·
ln, more open on ou, own, be~
In America and In Germany.
'[lw, couple hundred Genn&ll
Itudenll Wt Dr. Pollard was
~ 10 speak with we.., "very
frieodly and very e.>n.:.....boul
Anlerlca. West Berlin Is. hipJy
Amenc.rmed city. 11M: Ger·
mMI ~ the ck:.cat 10 11M:
Ame.iu nl Ihrough limil ..
~mmmlal idea U>d the
common . !lilude.... SI"ed "'""'. A (l(rmon profesoor I"( ..... k·
C"d II..I Ihq all Ie!! lhal lheir ~i.
Iy. West a..1i..n, was the emt"
of the world, politically:' Or.
!'\)liard IIgUd. "'vin& ..... n
'""The w.u:' He described it ..
"hicleollsly ugly. very u,ly. II
maRt tIM: two ~ obYious:'
·'In~circles.~.e
new I!!e •• ry trends, .. die.1
l'em;ru,m and N~M.nisrn:·
explained ~nI. "Theoe were
otNio\as .. the conference. I lelt
.. if jusc <eIId. huno:lnd boob
m $ houn:'
"tWo ,umme., -so, on I
r-.reh leam.t HMvard to rmd
Sh.kelpearean acc. el.. Dr.
I\IlWd described Ihe eloseneu
of his Ib: fellow wo.~ .. ' ..
pKk ol wolves. n.. f"""dshipl
milk II aD very ~:.
Or PoU.nIleham ... h.Ger·
rtlaQ ..... Amer>c.n upon his
relum (Pollard is half GennanJ.
He would like 10 live the'e fox
• while. Pollard condudrd.
"WeaI Berlin Is. bea uliful dly.
with lhe people you rnceI Yf'.ry
friendly if add.",",""" them in
GermaQ:'
Naz Not Alone in
Raising Tuition
by C.lt WooIaton
MOIl ~ has beard the
neWI by nOw: luil ;on at
Naureth Is 10 be increased next
_. Baolc tuition 001II will
;ncruM' UZO.OO. • 1.9.
cbMv. the Room and Board
(with the 19 mal pIan( will in·
etease 6.1. OX $180.00; 11M:
pAfI.!inw: undetJ<a<!uale tu;lion
wl!! be .. ;sed $175.00 per
hou,: .nd, Ihe part-time
graduale feu will be milCd by
1181.00 pI!' hour. 1ioweYer.
Nazareth is not the only coUtp
1"'1 it raiti", its ccsts. Many
other Itochule. area ~
ho.ve done 11M: lame. IJUCh as St.
John Fisher. R.IT .. and Ihe U of
R. JU5\ 10 nlIme a lew. The
tf'QOtlJ why •• e many and
weU·justifled.
N ..... elh will he addinl four
........ 'acuIty 10 iu staff. """ in
the l'sy.:holoJy ~ 00(
in lhe konomics ()eparttnent.
""" in Ihe IIlstory [)epar\mf:nt,
and anorM' in lhe Compuler
Sciena! Grad ... le Dtprortmenl.
Nol only 11..1, bul thel"( will he
• S«Ot>d profeMiona! added 10
the ~nl OfrlCe. two ........
cornpu~. labs on campus. and
• ~ inert .... will SO 10 KnOor
'acuity rnem ....... p i that has
t.ken seven ye ... 10 rueh.
"We don'l .. I.., luilion
bta ..... other ICbooIs da,:' com·
menled Mr. 5tepbtn LaSalIoe.
V'''''' ~ 01 Ftn.nciIl Al·
I..... "All schools an' in the
_ boti. It iI. ve-ry ecpensi""
bulliness wtlre in:'
The administrallon did 11(11
take Ihe incre .... li~hIIV. The ..
was mIlCh lhoupl\ pul into I~
raiK. n.. Bo&rd ol nustea has
liken into consideratioo lhe
stlldenu's C05I$. -'The Bo&rd of
lhaIeu and I'ruident BosIO/I
01"( conscious of Ihe financial
netd nl the: Sludent:' laSalle
statrd. They have Increased the:
Pin ... eial Aid bud&el by ,."" 10
Iry 10 .... Ich the: inc:reast in lui·
lion. and Presidenl Beston has
been 1d'''''1y -1Un& endowed
",hoIanhips from IndiVOduak
n..:", h.ave also been 1pon$O.ed
~Ie.-wriling amproifn. which
Mr. LaSolle tllb ". very effe<:·
tl"" 1001:'
-1"he college has Iried 10 give
rhe studenlJ the best program
....... can for the IM:sr. pri<:e. too,"
~.ddrd,
A main .~nl .pinlllht
raWnS ol ruition is lho.l il doet
no! follow lhe guide line. of the
Consumer Pria! lnd .... M •.
~ stlted •.. CoUtgeo and
UfliYf'.f$ititt can'l he meas.urul
with tIM: eo.-mer Price 1""""'
l"here ... t • lot of \hinas inYDIv·
ed Ihat'l"( not even ",latrd 10
the CP.l:· lie tonlinued. ''"J"here
...... lot 0' things thaI go on lhal
art not glamorous. If )IOU were
to tau. IooIt ... OIInd you, you
woulel I« lhat campus is being
maintained. with things -=h ..
• ........ roof or Root for •
buiJdinS·'"
SptaltinS nl DOn-slaO"lOf'O<lI
thinp, lb. .. a>U1d rrw: ... 11..1
Medaille will finally get Slova
installed in lhe: kitchens'
NAZARETH COLLEGE OF ROCHESTER
KIm ""lICIt _ '- ~"II -. "MkWt Moo.oM',
Con1rlbutlon 10 Sc:~." Mt...,.,. __ 01 Ii. tn lhe notion
10 win top_ rr-blrI'l<:t¥l8_
Controversial Art
Wins 'Best of Show'
by Donald Bishop
Kim MlDctr. an lit Irudent 01
Nuar~ recenlly bec.- one
oloix. nationwidot. who woo the
lop . wanD in the 1986 Society
ol lIIuII •• tors Studtnl 5cholar·
sh ip Competilion. Her . ward·
winning entry. Md..,. M_'s
e:...mbollioo! to SdeIo<v. won the
titJo, 01. BosI ol Show in last
~I 51: .... 1 lWIibil in the
Arts Cenler.
This }'Ut. Il>ere ""'''' 4,400
worM of .n lubrnllled to the
compelition .• eprexnting 110
coUege·levtlllt "'boo!$. Out of
this numher, 14 1 enlriel wert
ulected •• epre..,nl ;ns 122
stucItnu and 48acbools. ThirtyIi""
~ _ cash awards.
bul on/y six. incluciin& Kim's,
won .... ards of JI.500 each.
l1rcsc .wonk we.e matched
with ,",nIl 10 Ihe ",hoots. That
mUnl Ih.1 N .... elh·' .rt
Dq>ortmenl is one of only six.
nation .... 10 lei P>Cb I ,",nL
Kim', .... ard o:>rneI from I
fi rm called J e!1~ybe. n '_r,hks. The malchin,
gr.nl is rom Hallmark Cards.
lnc. Kim has betn invilrd ro I
prestnll iion ceremony In New
York tity 0<1 May 2.
You .... y mnember Kim·sart.
work II. sut;eet of COII\roYe1·
",. Since ~ depicts I <liN«ted
MicUy Mouse. illlnd itl creatox
we", denounced by 101M ..
"sick." In 'Id. cefllin partie.
wOshed 10 MYf'. it t.al<en off
~y during last ye.'. 5I:u.
doenl Emibit. fearinJ ;1 would
l .. u .... I;.., children vililin.
the Arts Center. However. """"
of thaI maHCf$ ..,yrnote= it ce.·
lainly does not 10 Ib.~ .ward·
winning Kim Mince •.
FINAL ISSUE!
Inside •••
Airbands .................. pg 5
Seniors Only .. ... •.•.. pg 14
Quotes ................... pg 16
Sports Ed. Casts Vote
. ..• •.......... ..... pg 18-19
~"""";;';;;';';'''''i\'''''''''''' r--------..., Special Thanks!
To the
Gradutes
of 1986 000
It is not easy to say 'aoodby' to people who have
beeome friends. and friends who have become family .. It
is not easy to Ny 'gOOd ~. to lazy day. and crazy
nights. •. II is not easy to .. y 'good bye,' to the memori<:s
of laughter, tean, turning. sharing. growing ... [t is nOi
easy to say 'good bye' to what has become a part of ua. ..
But we must say 'good bye: for if we do not. ~ cannot
welcome what Ues ahead.
On May ·11. ~ will n<) longer be college students. but
rather the "Leaders C>f tomorrow:' In knowing this, ~
are fri&hlened and confused, yet happy and eoa;:ited
beause we will :100II have the llppOTtunity to fullfiU OUr
dreanu - and those of others. This will nOi be easy but,
nothing worthwhile never is. ..
Use your knowledge and talents to do the best C>f your
ability. Learn from your aperien~s. bC>th the good and
the bad. N~r lose respect for yourself <)r CIIhers.
Sacrifi~ your beliefs for nothing, for no one. Always,
alway. havc faith ...
Let US- welcome the future, for it is the beginning of
new friendships. new experiences. new chaUenges, and
new a«omplishments. Commen~ment doe. nol mean
the shulling of doors. but thc opening of window$.
A Piece of the Sky
nil "'" when,
~" i:I ir wrillen what il i:I a" ...... nl to be
TIoaI I CIl/I't dnre. ..
It all besan 1M day I found
TIoat (rom my window 1 could 0111)0 ..... a ,uu 0{ sIoy.
I sf."".., ""Iside and IooMd QI"O~nd
I ~, "'='.,..! i' ....., .., wid<, M own ""If <I> hi&k
TM "'",,, Itod ~ (Papa. can you Mar ""'?I
7b Iry my winp (Papa. an you lit<2/" mell
And """" tlowgh il _nted at alt)' moment J COIiId fait
J '~It 1M mOSl//'rJpa. .,.,., you ..... mdl
Amcuing thinp (ean yo~ linckrsland _?I
TM Ihinp you ca/l't iqlle if )O<I"\>oI! new' f/(IIWIt at all.
Tho<!&h i"~ ..afer to Slay Oft lho grou1ld,
Sometima. who" danpr lies.
~re Ihe ",,"lest 0{ pi_res Pl't fo«nd.
.No- molter who'e I /Po ,ho,,'11 be _moria tllar 111& al my &r Ihere will abo be more /0 q~estio ... )'lit IrIOI"t /0 beliew. ..
The man I lioM, /M /lion! 1 1to::I ....
TM mo" I 1M ..... 1M nton! 1 reaJju /M 1_ 1 .r.&>
eh step Ilah {/'rJpa. IV. a ><>ice _'I
&>eh PQge 1 IIInt {Ibpa. I'"" a c/toia _'I
Each mile I trowl ",,1)0 .....".. the /lion! 1 Ita"" to go
WIIIII's wrung with wanting mort'?
If)O<102/l (Iy, IM/I SOARI
With all thert is. why Kille (Or
Just a pi_ of rho s.O)< ••
/'rJpa. "",len me fIy!!!
'lb my fellow graduates, on whatever path you choose,
God bl""" you alw.ys!
Ma rIe..., N.1\lmucdo
Edlto r-in -Chief
Answers to
CrossworU on
Page 16.
I would like 10 utend special
thank.a to those people who
hive gi~ ~ constant SU~
port, encouragement. time, and
effort throught the year. and for
lharing with me their wisdom.
advice, and $01I5e of humor
when times gOl rou&!': the EnsJish Oep.ument; Public ReLo·
tion&, elpecially Bruno Snide..,
and Roger Smith; Joyce CurTtUl;
Faul Buntich: Margaret
0atIaha; Or. 10m Allen; Marion
Li5k; the Undergraduate
Association 8JZCUtive Board; Pt.
PIIul NochdMi; Larry Peeler;
Miuy Piraino; Scott Ferguson:
my edito .... particularly Thm
Ro.dt. Liz Sanmit, and Robyn
Prince; to those &taft" mernben
who ~ rem.ined faithful ~
dedicated throughout the ~.
even w",",,!be pn:ssure was on;
Martha, LindIo and MArk at
Downlowner Pu~tioll$ f.,..
!belt const.nt eff?tU in helping
me to med deadl.ines: and. of
1lOIII'Se, my family, for br!1ieving
in me, and in wluu I beli~.
And, I thank God for providing
me with the strength necessary
10 do my job.
I would also like to thank
tbo2 of you who have ron·
tributed to the succus of the
GI"'II/!I" and for the desire to
communicate with each other.
SIDoe~ly,
Marlene Nicole 1'IImucdo
tt LE IIERS TO THE EDITOR
Dear Editor,
We woukl Like to er:press our
gnotitude for you hard work and
leadenhip as Editor of this
year', GI..,IIn. We believe your
efforts ha~ helped to maU this
publlcation the best it has been
in recent years.
Thank you for your extra cf·
fort in prcMding Nuarcth with
an informative, e nj<)yable
newspaper.
Sincerely,
M. rk C. MUler
. nd S ........ A Shahccn
Dear Editor,
Anna Chertkovl, aged 57, has
'pent thc last II years in·
carcerated in • Soviet
psyehiatric hO$pital. Govern·
ment .utboriiles do not
reeognize thc Baptist congrega·
t;"" to ",hleh ~ h ~ belo~8", .ntt
they confined her in the
Tashkent Special Psychiatric
HO$pital "beause she openly
coruCSIICS her be~ef in God and
refuses 10 accept Communism."
Hospital personnel repeatedly
suhject Iter to injections of
Sulfuin, a powerful anli·
psyehotic drug,
Anna Cbertklmo's case is One
of the IhOtl$oVl<b taken on by
G
Amnesty [nternational, a non·
goverhmcntal intcrn ational
organization dedicated 10 the
welfare of prisoncrll of conscience
around the world. Similar
cas.es of punishment of people
~y due to their poUtieal con·
victions take place in • variety
of countries sucb as South
Africa, Chile, Pakistan, and BI
Salvador, to mention only a few.
In thc faU, a chapter of
Amnesty Intern.tional will
begin fonning here at Nazareth.
The principal work of the group
will be regular letter-writing to
governments on behalf of a
specific individual who is being
persecuted or tortured. Usually
cas.es deal witli individuals who
~ been arTeSted for exercising
the uniw:rsal right to f...,.,
"I"""'h.
AU those intC1CSled in becom"
ing involved or obtaining more
information about this simplebut
vital work o,re invited to COIl·
tact me for more information. It
is hoped that Nazareth'sAmncsty
chapter will include students,
faculty, ataff, .Iumni, . nd
members ollhe community. Ad·
dilional8llllOl1l>Cements CO<>CCI"
rung an organizational meeting
will be made in the fail
SIn~rely.
0.-, Sharon R. Murphy
History and Political Sclen«
Ext, 574 . Smyth 10
Dear Stude nts,
In the very rU"St edition of the
GI-, • letter to the Editor in
tepJds to publi&hing the results
of the ACE survey was address·
ed. in reply 10 this leller, we
ha~ bt:en trying 10 coUcct thc
necessary data 10 complete this
wk. The: problem we 8.fe facing
is that the information is not in
• condensed form. M • result,
~ have not yet been able to
publish the result ..
We want to inform aU those
interested in such an article that
although we haw; been trying to
get the information, thc length
of the ,..,pon has made it dif·
ficult 10 publish.
We thank )'0" for your interest
.nd unde rstanding in tbis
matter.
Ailsa ~rnaselll
Gll!tuler Reportcr
MORE LETTERS
on Page 12!
Editor-in·Chief .............................. Marlene N. Tamuccio
Assistant Editor ...................................... Lorna Davi
Advertising/Financial Manager ....................... Maria Moretti
Art Editor ......... " . . ............ Donald Bishop
Calendar Editor ......... ........... " ................. Liz Sarsmil
Commuter News Edilor .............................. Sue Shaheen
Creative Editor. Robin Allison
Sports Editor ..................... " .................. Tom Roach
Reporters ....................... Martial Bednar, Anne Marie Beney
Laurie Coene, Joanne Gerlock, Patricia Godin,
Lynda Johnson, Robby Kellett , Steven Klumpp,
Dave Konopski, Bridget LeGree, Libby Mahon,
Blair Miller, Tedd Pullano, Tim Ragsdale,
Dina Rice, Rosemary Rockrnaker, Kate Shaughnessy,
Greg Speranza, Carri Stevens, Kathy lteasure, Cate Woolston
Contributers ......... " . . , . Brenda Dupee, Scott Ferguson,
Mark Miller, Bill Mulherin, Alisa Pernasclli, Jim Porto
Photography Editor. . ...... , Robyn Prince
'JYpists . . . . .................... Debbie Caulwels, Lisa Hoffman
Michaelle Holman
The GleaRer is an independent student newspaper partially funded by the Naureth
Undergraduate A"""iation. The editorial policy is del~rmined hy its editors and docs not
ne~ssarily ren«t Ihat of the C<)1l~ge. Letters are ac<:epted on all topics, bUllhe editors
r~serv~ the right to withhold correspondence held offensive and not in the best interest
of an educational e nvironment.
ALL LETIERS TO THE EDITOR MUST BE SIGNED AND [NCLUDE AN ADDRilSS
I ,.
Youtheatre Program
Meshed with Theatre
Arts This Fall
I1r Lorna 0...1
Pruident Baton ~ Oft
Ap'i/IO thai 1M Youo-tre J>ro.
pam of NUII",lh Collqe. In·
eluding iu proIeWonaI trt>upec of
1'kIIbc Playera, will 1M: in·
telr~ted into the tollele',
()epuunent 01 Theolre ArtI this
f.lf,
for the pUt I] yu .... the proI"
m lin entert. ined .nd
educated ~ \h.arJ 220,000
childn:n and lICkIluthmugh petIor'ma<
I<u 01 the TIdIlx: PIayen
and ather...., productlo::llll, on·
carnp~ classes md off-(;.Ompus
Itct~ and worio.shops.
The 'l'X:InM; PIIY"'rs. named
for ThUle, Inside the
CIassroomflllaue Outside !he
CIawoom, will offer .t Least
two major productions during
the 1986-17 ac.demk year. It
win abo include other "'-'
desipocd primarily for ywthf,,1
.~ wh.\ch win be offerN
through the Art. Center
. ubecripllon aeries.
Two new fa.;ulty p::>Sitioons in
the u-w will 1M: added ax!
will allow studmts tho: opportunity
to FI aperima: with the
prolesaionaJ <:Ompeny through
oo-catn;)lll internshipl ..-d •
prentkQhipL ~ the ~
of Youththutu Prosram Di.ec·
tor will be PVCIl 8dded lIatw by
cluonJini from a staff appointment
10 _ of the new I~u""
uw:k focuhy IiDa.
Praidc:n\ Bcston laid Ibis
~ wUI strengthen both lhe
Youththettre Program ,lid the
to~" degree prosr.m in
Theoue AnI. She added that the
eommttment to quality ~
for are. youth thaI was Inlt.a.ted
in 1975 will be <:OfItinuf/d.
Includ/:d with the d«ision
m«Ie Iut yar 10 broMkn the
appaal of Youtbeltre offefin&s,
pro:IuctionI will be daip>od for
students in junior and ....,ior
high IoChoolt, as weU .. younge.
<:hilI:mn, ae.ton ..:Ided.
The Youtheattt PrOS' .... '.
Educational Institute will abo
COIItiroue 10 offer clasaea tor
~g menl ....:! women In suoeh
areas as .Cling ....J creative
o:Ir&tMticL Members cJ the pro~
will .100 be .mJabIe for
.~..e..t.. and wor~""...eII
'Missing Child' Seminar
Coming in May
For the thiro time NUUdh
College will holt the popuilr
workshop, "Plndlng and Heal·
ing Our MiJsin. Child," an aU·
My xminar detipIed to !lelp
adull children cJ *'>boIlc:a.
An owrf\ow a~ cJ 50
peapIo H the flrlt workshop pr0-
mpted a -.d ocssioo that was
attended by 75. A third ;,
dIoedIoIed for SIturd.y. May 10,
frono , a.m.. to 5 pm. in Room
113 cJ the Naumh AN Cen!ft.
Although roco..ai.ng on ~
01 olcoboIica, the wor4l\ip II
aloo useflll for cblldren 01 0100
.'dysfw>ctlonal family S}"Ieme."
Thcso: include clilldr ... 01 child
.bu5e .... the mentally ill. com·
.p.u.l!.iv e 'Imble" O. dru, ~
Upon reaching adulthood,
cbildrcn of dysfllllctiollal
familia often ..... unable to trust
othtn, have a kIw kvel of Itll·
uI..em and expe~n~ repruseel
.... n-chIldr!o> srow lip
too fast, aullmill, respon·
sibilities cJ the afru.:ted puent.
Many childre:a of aJcohoIie:s
become ak:oboLic:s themsel-.u.
The program has been coor·
din.ted by Sheil. Smyth.
Associated Dircctor of
N.zaret h', Lorette Wilmot
Libmy . nd ClWrpenoa of the
organ,u'inn .pontorinl the
workshop: the: OOllege"1 1lW;
Force Ott AIcoboI Aware..ea..
'I'boe Itft>iD,or will be gfven by
"Ibm Paul, M.....,... of Chemio;::al
Depellden<:y s..Mca in ~
County for the PillJer taka
Alcoholism Collnselln. and
RDer.f,e.m..l.l ..A gency. and the Rev. Ndooa. Rett.bilibDou
Slipervisor .t the Health
Asoociation'. AIcoboI"na\menl
Pacility. Both Paul and Neilan
are CAe Ic.edenlillm ak:obol
0IIUfLIt1cn) and COA jc:hildren
cJ aIcoholica).
'I'boe lee for the workshop is
$40. [ntcreslotd perlOnl oItould
contacl 'I\:tm hill at
315·462·9466 (workl Or
31s-561-i96O (homel.
Tired of the Same Old
Scene? Why Not Join Us on
a Tour of the Soviet Union
this summer? For more info,
contact Professor Paul
Morris, Ext. 579!
Heney De Jott and Or. MonicI Well, ProfHIor of
Engll~. t. .... moment to amlle tor OI.Ir phoIognIphy
editor. Or Wel .. Ind N..,.;y, • jllnklf
EngIIlh/SeCOndlly Ed~tlon "'*'" with • Wrttl~
c-ntrItIon, .nendttd \ht 37th AnnultI eon-.on
College eornpo.itIon Ind CommunIcItIon, which
_ httId In ,... on.- tt.- !MIlt ~. The con-.-. tilled " UsIng ..... Poww of ~ to
Mike the Impolllble Poulble;' eonallted of ~
75-fT1inute MMIonI. The-Ir II"1II" IocuI _ on mIkl~
~ ..nee.. _ of ttt.Ir audlenoH.
For Ihe !MIlt ~ ........... Haney hII been
worItlng ... tutor In Ihe ChIne. G. Mill Wftting Utb,
incited In CIm)II Hall. _ III' ~ _
c-
~ft~
YEARN TO EARN?
,
Money
Added
to
Dante
Fund
,
Nuamh CoIlqc hili receival
• 11.200 Jill from the Italian
Women', Civic Club of
Rochette. that wUl be Idded to
the Dt.nlc Scholanbip !'lInd -
an endowed fund tNt providet
scholarship aid fOf lI...denlS 01.
Italian .ncestry Ii""" in the
Rocheller If ....
Receipt of the gift was an·
1IO\In«d by Laurel 1ltrcin&!e.
N .... eth·. Director o[ .,.,. ........ '
Studenu of Italian tLIICe$IJ"y
from Monroe. Ceoc:Ite:, Liv,
ingston. Orleans. Ontlfin and
W.yM OOIInlieo Ife eligible to
apply IOf lhe IChoIuabip aid.
Donte ~are-..ded
to Nuareth st...denlll in their
junior yt"1f and may be renew·
ed for the Itnin. yt"1f.
'I'boe Italian Women', Q vlc
aub of RochcstCl" has con·
tribllted nca.ly $13.000 to
Nuarelh Collqe IiDCe the
Donte Scholanhip Fund was en·
o:IowN in 1933.
.
Sibley's is now interviewing for numerous
part-time positions at our new Mushroom
Boulevard facility in Henrietta. This is a
great opportunity to earn valuable bUSiness
experience, with possibilities for
advancement with Upstate New York's
most p.r ominent retailer.
Our flexible hours allow you to iii wm into
your academic schedule so you can earn
money while still in school.
We also have seasonal sales and inventory
positions at our Downtown Rochester and
suburban branch stores.
Sibley's repreSE!fllatives will be 00 campus
Tuesday, April 2e, betw .. n 11 a.m.
and 2 p .m. at the Schults Center to
answer your questions and accept your
employment applications.
We look fOlWard to meeting you!
WCMFTeam
and United
Way Winners
UNDERGRADUATE ASSOCIATION AWARDS:
1985-86 'Senator of the Year'
Laurinda Knapp, Diane Stockman
1985-86 'Leader of the Year'
Marlene N. Tamuccio
1985-86 'Club of the Year'
Small - Psychology Club
by Patricia Ann Godin
The",', 8 lobate, loose and Ie
knO)W. how to handle a basket·
ball! On Thursday nighl, April
17, at 1:30. the Naureth facu.!.
ty and staff, after diligent prachce
sessions, encountered the
"""r formidable WCMF staff •
whkh hod previou.ty beaten
~ !\enfield High School basU!..
ballicam . in a ba.akdbaU garm
which benefitted the United
Way. The N ...... eth team was
~!t:d by.uch college staf·
fers as Or. Richard Grolc of the
Physics Deparlment, Coach Bill
Nd.'lon. and Brent Proudman of
the Maintenance crew. The
"96'"rs" included sporUcaster
Dave Coombs. who suffered a
minor snkle injury in the 81ll1M!,
and Dave Kane, Ihe afternoon
DJ and the man responsible for
the Workforce Blocks ""d the
Root. of Rock and RoU show.
Though the Nazareth learn
consistently led in the first haU,
the WCMP Iei'm, sporting their
lobster T·shirts, bounced ~k
Large - Commuter Association
Campus Service Award
Missy Piraino, Denise Reiner
and won the game 43·36. Our· 1L. ___________________________ ..1
ing half·lime, anyone lucky
enough !(I have a bolloon in
their po$Se$Sion wa. given the
opportunity toshOO!: free throws
for free albums, George
Thorodood ticket., or Red
Wings tickd$ for the season
opener, Maybe if all of u. we re
the Slme site as Gary
NotImagle's!lOll, we would have
gotten ticut. too.
Attended by a ,..,Iatively small
group. the basketball game was
a fundistraclion for. ThuWay
evening If or those of use who
had already seen the Big ChjJ~,
and an event to benefit a wOr'
thy ~use.
Just
Around
the
Corner!
IFinal'ly
by Cele WooI.lon
It is the last ~k of classes.
1'Iw: Ubrary is constantly fuU,
and .tudents wbo MVe never
~n there have quickly found
their way. Most students .,.., ex·
periencing s leeple... nigbt.
{three Or four ina rowl,arutiety
speUs, and caffeine withdrawals.
The averago: student cringes at
thedirtiest word on any campus
. PINAlS.
I \'\01' plopl
And, with it, the Bookstore
is taking 20% off all Gifts and
Clothing with the
NAZARETH SEAL!!
Sale runs May 5 to May 11!
Graduation Cards & Gifts and
Mother's Day Cards also Available!
at the Bookstore!
And, Please,
Remember:
Graduation Day is
also Mother's Day!
Expert Advice
Everyone can give advice On
preparing for fin.l eums
because everyone has their own
system. Some people beoome
hennits and lock Ibtrruelves
away for weeks: other may have
a more oocial attitude of study·
ing. such as reciling the prin·
cipal. of philosophy while
decorating our campus with
toilet paper; and $illI others may
have . more eccentric approach
by strapping books and
notelx:>oks on their heads and
absorbing information through
""W"h"e"n' one is ""riou. about
gaining advice on how to
pt"q>a"' for finm. one m"st go
to the aperu. In all truth,
nobody knows more about
preparing for final exams than
those wbo giye. or have given
. them in the past.
Sister Marion Hocter, the Pr0-
vost of Nazareth, suggests group
study. "If )"Iu have the right
group (to study withl, )"Iu tend
to better understand and retain
what is ruDy alive in your
mind:' She commenU on the
~r-populat ''aU.nighters.''
"Get enough sleep. This
bu.ineos of 'aU·nighte .. ' has
beoome 8 college rituaL .. but I 11m
not sure they .,.., productive.
They a"" rituals of self destruc·
tion," Sr, Marion concluded.
Assistant to the I"rovoot and
Professor of History . nd
fulitical Science, Or. Mary Bush
comments;' If (student.1 attend
cLass and did the work, they
shouldn't have any trouble:' For
those st udents who "'" doing
poorly in cLus. Or. Bush sug·
gests spending extra time on the
text and not"", " If the,.., are any
specific questions. ask the profesoor
.. .Many classes .Iso h. ve
tutoring $eMio .... ; They are
especially helpful for f=!>men."
M .. Edith M. Kort, Professor
of Computer Science, .lso
agrees with Dr. Bush. "If they
have kept up with the work aU
semester, then don't worry. One
thing that may btlp," she lug·
gests. "is study with a friend and
go over old tests and any review
sheets given out: ' K",1 also
heBeYes that students should get
• good night's rest before an ex·
'm, "1'0 quote Mrs. Janet
I!lmnrc. Professor of
M~thematiC$, 'You should
never stay up late. There is on·
Iy SO much you can get into a
~ head. If anything. get up
early, My 4 in the moming. or
,g,"
Alright, so you take the sound
advice of the experu. You've
stu<fied with. friend or group of
friends. )"Iu've gone to the
revio:w lICSSions. and you've got.
ten a good night's rest. You walk
out of your first eum with the
most terrible feeling you've ever
~ in your Life. What now?
Or. Bush advises. "Don't let
that make you do terribly on the
otber cum.. Look forward
rather than IooIt bock."
'"Think positively," comments
Sr. Marion, "Everyo"" tends to
panic. There is . lot of pressure
10 produce great amounts of
work within a short time·frame.
Remember, it is not something
no:w, it is something you 've suc·
ceeded at before,"
Resumes Prepared!
By Local Professional Writer
• Quick Turn-Around Time
• Ideal for Graduating Seniors
or Summer Job Hunting
Located Off East Ave
CALL 248-3563 - 10 am to 10 pm
AIRBANDS!
'" "bby ...... The All" Band Compc!illon,
wbich took pIac! 011 Saturday,
April 12. was entertainin,
and enjoylobloe f« boIlllhe 1*"
ticipantl md the Iptdators.
With appronm.tely flfteen
JTO'.II» mvoMd. lite competi.
tioo latcfd .bout IWO houn..
Then! _ • wide variety ot
music ... Iectcd; ..rip ranged
from utiU such at The IIanglcs
and The Go-Go" IO' dl>d bet·
..... John 1BvoI1a ed Olivia
Newlon John.
PrUe. -..: .warded to the
101) Ihm: ~ Ilnd ranged
from 125-5100. Third .,me
went 10 'lb-ry "'loore, Kaytc~n
Stephen.on. and John
Thomu who performed
"Par.dise by the DNh~
1..I&h1s" by MmtIcC. Second
prllc wu One by Robin
Mc:Looughlln, who performed
"Sland Back,"lhe hil singLe by
~ Ni0c4 F11'S' pY« _
.wardfd 10 DIna Rb, Sandy
Now.... l!lIu bl~hford .
Robyn SHlr. BrIdget s..nlf,
and Uz V.talaro for !heir lip
!link of "Let It Whip" by The "'" """, Hopefully ne:I fall there wUl
be many more ~ with
lou 01 0fi&inaI acts. Conp1ltllll·
lions to all tbe winners and goad
luck to everyone in the f.ll.
Photos by Robyn PrInce and Missy Piraino
More Alm.nd. on ,..ge 121
Remember This?
NCA c.bIn Pwty _ A WlnWr dIy of fun, fIVnd&, Md
F....-Ide AllIn (top photo)
N€A NA ZARETH COMMUTER ASSQ,CIAIION
Transportation
TIPS ...
by Susan A Sh.heen
SEE A FLUIO--CHECK FOR
LEAKS;
II If you ICC CrHn Pluid - it
is l.iidy the r.cliant coolant is
IeaJting; you should check holes
and radiator.
21 If you _ Brown Fluid - ;.
is Ii.kdy etl&ine oil -Ieakin&- you
ahouId check for faulry -.Is. fit·
tinp or psku.
3) U you lee Red Pluid _ it Is
likely the tr.nsm,,,ion or
pawer-stHrinz nuid ;. leaking;
you ahould checlt for f.ulty Jeals
~ ...... - 4) If you _ Black Crease _ l!:4sb ouId check rnr uIa for
If you. do not know where
thoeR thinp an - take your car
to Scott I'erJU3OII - Nazardh
Meo;:hani<;1
HEAR A NOlSS?:
II Hissing from the engine?
You should che(:lt for lou of
coolant or ktose radiator hose.
21 Squeelina titeI7 You ahoukI
make sure tire pr$UI'C meets
Ip«ifICaUon$.
31 Squcdin& dwin& brW:in&7
You ohoukl ha ..... your break lin
ings replaced. , 41 Coughing Or spu1terlng
The engine is not getting enough
fue~ you thould check for posIoI
blot clogged fuel filter, f.ulty fue
pump, or a'""k choU.
,
"
51 PilIp and knocb7 You
should U$C hlIher octane fuel.
check tim;'" adjustments, and
act. lune·U~
6J A hilh-pikhed ICfft!Ch dur
ina a<:a:lention1 You should
check for Ioote fan belt; yo
DUly nHd 10 replace it.
71 A clankin. while traveling
OIl rocky rwdI1 You should
check shoc:k .t.orben for eo:
c:essibe wear. 8J I!J>&ine ru.nnIn& after tum-
;", !pition olf? You probr.bIy
need to haw kiIe speed or tim
;", adju$ted.
9J Papp;", from exMust? You
may need to Iuove spark plugs or
ignition wire. replaced.
10) f\lpplna dl,lrinl .ccelera
ti001 You &houJd clIec:k ahaust
system for~
• Abo ICC Scott FerJu- or
Fmr Doyle for repair!
The Year I• n
Revie-w- •••
by S ..... n A. Shaheen
Another aemeater has quick·
ly come to • ~Iose, marking the
end of ~ Nauretb Commuter
A$5oc:iation'. first year. The:
orpnillfltion .... c:omc I ion&
wrt Iinoi! it flf'$! formed in the
""""'" 01 1965. The initiati""
_ takea to ~Ulte the
Commut" ao.ro..-d iIs plI
cahnadn Jpeu rpote. f"1fSt of &U. • in the Board', name _
thought eumtlaJ.. No longer
would the orpniution beat the
Ol\Cf:·Io","go ordained ...."e.
The Commuter Ass<x:i"ion
wanted to reprellmt aU commuten
. fWl. J*1-time, and 1>(10'
tndltional . and abo .-cb 0111
to the raOdential population.
SQ. in the faU of 19$5, the
Senate approved the ... me
cI:J,o.t,gt and "we:' (the ""lire
commuter population) became
!he ANodotion. The Associ.I.
tion" major pi since then has
been to meeI the needs 01 its
students. The officers have
sponsored • variety of IOCiaI
eYent& throughout the year.
donated money to charity. C\O\
the COlI of meal tickets and m
bu.s passu. and estlIbli3bed the
fInt consistent form of com·
muter communiClotion - the
Commuter News Page in the
Gw-. Not aU of the orpniu·
tIonIattempb bnc '-n I h...,
_ but we have IUen
lOme ItepI tMt wen: -.
taken lIdort: in ''yow'' behalf.
Someoflheevmts~
by the ocptIiation this year
wcre amona the followinl !
"Dotmuter Weekend;' ft,.enfl
Weekend aociaJ bour, the flnt
aMual Haunted ""'-, the Pizza
and Chlt;keD Winp hlI
Wdcome for aU inromin& commuters.
the " Puttia' On The
Rib" Mi:oto'. the Cabin hrty. the
SprUIa WeIoome DiMoer. and
dub mHtinp. Amonl the
hl&hlY a..ccessfuJ projcctl in·
itiated IhlI year wen: the reduced
meal and bus tiockeU and •
faU bake food sale. The orpnizI.
tion Iw aIIo been .ua;:essful in
its attempt to ~ • oommutet
".oo;W"lo\Inge ·Ioated.bowe
the kd:en - will bccomI: a p:ial
loun,c complete with •
Commuter Question and Answer:
Q: " I am Interested In getting involved
In student government and/or club
activities when and who should I
contact?
A: If you are interested In getting involved
it is best to contact the club president In
the lall since many will be starting their
office then. You can contact them by
leaving your name and number with a
note In their perspective file al the UA
mail files outside the UA offICe.
NCA
refn,entor, mia'ow.w, and
c:offH mKhlne. 'These '"' lOme
of the rn.any Ihinp the Com·
muter AssocUotion Iw done for
you and hopes to oonlinue do;",
in the futur ...
Next year. we an Iookins for· w..u to the priftw., 01 a Com·
mutu Guide. 1pOlli&hw., the
campus and other I"Uel
valuable to aU commuters. The
orpnizatioo is aIIo pIannina to
continue the Commuter New.
Page. issue lDcu rs, and holt •
number of "h'n" tocial events,
,d.e. l.i.l.n.e d for f.miliel and
At this time, it ;. quite .ppropriate
to than.k aU 01 the IOC·
Ii"" """"ben for their much·
needed and appreciated par'
tictpatioo, and especiaUy 10 the
NCA olfioenol l94S-l986: Vic:e
Pruide ... , kolt " e'lulo";
Secretary. Kris G..,; TrCQUrer,
Tberes. PI.llen; Senator,
Frankie Allen; and CAB rep.
M.rpret Horsch. for their
dedicated seMce..
Writing to the
Editor isn't a
Waste of
Time!!
If you haven't
noticed, the clock
in the Sweeney
Lounge is NOW
right on Time!
GUESS WHAT Election Results! Nazareth
Commuter VP - Scott Ferguson
Association was Senator - Frankie Allen
named '85-86 CAB Rep - Kris Gay
CLUB OF THE YEAR Congratulations!
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Need to Escape?
N az has Answers!
by Allison Lopentdo
twp me! I'w pta pi 0111 of
this placel If I .spend another
weekend here I'U go cruyl
Do ... yinp of lhil 00" tour>d
v...,ely familiar to you? If tbey
dQ chancel are you, alonj; with
the rest oIlbe: resident Naaretb
Community. feel tho: occasiOMl
need to n cape from the
8C11dernie atmosphere. I,', n<.>t
surprisina. After all, there u e
_I ",miDden all owoer the
camp.as etudina; to the iKl that
we .... livinllt "" irutitution for
hi&her education: the signa for
the dinina haU rules. the ~
outside the Security and
Residential ute oflicet.. and,
perhaps n= moo: obricoo.., the
signa $U.ting WMfe _ ue _
Naunth CoUqe of Rochester.
~u. you uk. what .... we
auppoIed 10 • 'oar down aU
Ihae sublim.inal sip? W!D, I
....ouldn'\ 10 1M' f .... H~r,
there ARE on-campu.. optioN to
relieve the IIovWng ac.cIemic:
~ and atmosphe ..... Afler
.a, o;oIIege NIould DOl only be.n
.c:.dcmic ezperimce, but •
IOCial one '" wen. What'. more,
the administration cannot
rerJi3tica1ly c:>:peeI .stI>doenu 10
perlorm _II Iro their counes
.u..n.nIe.tay t hoff:r e_ e.x.,i.I.t.I. D..D. .c..a.m. .p. .a_ sl
tiYities to release the studenU'1
temion and meet tbe n«da of
their diYenifltd interests.
Did )'OlI noer wooder bow •
maguine. • r>ewapapeF, or •
yoearbaoII ~ put ~ If ao.
check out Vfril)r Rli,.. tbe
G/Ianv, or ~ . • U of which
are Nazareth publication. that,
doependlnS on your lpeCiflC in·
terest, c:an provide you with "".
periena: in that area, .. wdI as
time IWWf from )"0'1' boob and
your dc,k.
Are you the type of penon
who alway. seem. to he
volunteered for something?
N_b hu the club for you •
Orcle K. An! )'OU I Hislory or
Psy<:hology buff, or the type of
penon who could speak nuentIy
with I penon from MMs7
Well. the ... ~. the History
Oub, the PI}clI Oub, &Del the
Yllriou& foreign Ianp~ dubs.
Whatl None of thett quite
widen )'OUr eyu7 Weu, bow
about puticipUina: in or obIer,
viDa: Naareth's sports events?
YO\I'U be able to ",line _
pent·up emotions. not to men·
tion .creams, &DeI.upport)'OUr
teams II lhe ume time. In·
cidently, jU$I: hecaUM we're ..,..
~ to take two_en of
Ph)'$. Ed. doesn't mean )'OU OlR't
tHe !nO«! in the..-us tmot in·
terest you. The gym. the weighl
mom, &Del the pool Me aU
IIYai.I.oble for l"'" to woe wbm
y<IO.I 1.,.,1' .... "..,..j In....m",,_
physical ene'l)'.
Ptrhf,pa you'.., I mlWci.an?
Why not visit the pnc:tiee n:x;ms
in the Arb Conter &Del mike
lOme belutiful lD ..s;c7 Oh,
you '.., I movio! huin "Ibm sure·
Iy you.'U be , "endlnj the week·
Iy movies in the Arts Center, . 11
I t • V<!'Y Low Idmi$sion price.
While u..:u, why DOl look inlO
the vuiety 01. perfOf11W>Otl OC·
curring IhrOUlbout tbe
--'emic rev. Or, If .uendi"l
perfonnanca ian't your bios.
look into the performing &Del
produc:ting upm. of the "-'.
produced by the Drama Oub.
N I tw.y&. the", Ire the
_Irend ........... the new Friday
night movies for you and I
group of frie" the game room
in Karney, and the V"1dcoo IIiI"'CI
in the MIll Room. aU of which
proYIde I ..-na ol",\eaae from
the dIy·to-day pre$$Ule5 you
experience.
SQ If you'"" fO\lnd yourleli
saying " . &OttI get OIIt of thiI
pYceJ" It>Ot'Il often thin you'd
like, perhapl you need to get in·
to it more, AU the .ctivities of·
fered . t Naureth allow student.
toetclpe from the 1Cademic1l,
mo.pMn! - -' ~ lor I while.
SQ before you. IIIfI d!uding IN:
~olU>Other~~,
consider what O\I\.lI~ activitles
you.'d like to pursue &DcI clleck
them out, And. if l"'" cannot
find ANYilfING !bit interQtl
you, ... by not t'Onoidn twpni1-
ing IOfIIelhing of your own. You
rtlI.y fmd IhIt your escape is Just
~~"""
Congratulations to:
LAURIE ANN MOLINE
The Senior Business Major with a German
Concentration has been awarded one of 60 scholarships
for the 1986-87 Congress-Bunestag
Young Professional Exchange
Importance Notice from
Placement Folder Credential
Service:
Effecti~ on July 1, 1988, any new registrant for the placement loider
credential service will be charged a $5.00 registration fee. In addition,
credential requast fees will increase from $1.00 per credential packet to
$2.00 per c rede ntial packet. Increased costs a ssociated with provid ing
this service (copying, postage) require the initiation 01 a registration lee
and an increase in the credential request fee.
The I8bIn _ turnedl GINner Photognphy Editor, Robyn
Prince, geUll kldc out of 'ntchIng Tom " Hoor 00. Shoot ThI8
ThIng' SOmIMla ItRl9llleto cIiK<Jwotr .. ~ IaIenta.
Good Luck
on
FINALS!
'Nik' Band:
Music to
Benefit By
by Allf.l ~n
Fridlly't benefit c:onc:ert by
Nik and Th~ Nice Guy. for the
Wel»ler Avenue F.mily
IIaoo.Iftt Center wu I IUtCeSS!
£veryoN: oecmaI to b.ave an
enjoyable lime II the conecrt.
There weu people of IU 18e5 in
I UclKilonce. There ..... dancing
on ~ floor ... ;th lYailloble
-..t.i.n.a.. lr I the SlInds. if you The music CCNefecI everythina
from lhe '50'. hil, " Rock Ind
Ralils Here tb Stay," to cur""'t
50IIp such as ''The Hell! of
Rock &Del Roll" by Huey Lewis
md the News, and " Materill
Girl:' by MIdonnI. Molt of the
crowd Wert dancing _round the
front 01 the stlge Irel. The
music sell were 'fI"II\Fd in
sud> I ....., IhIt the daDcin& &DcI
the music never seemed 10 .wp.
The bind', pWying ..... Ih&rp,
and the flow of the m..sic was
smooth. They got everyone in·
voIved in the music through
hmIkIIppin' and feetctampin&.
Nil< and The NioeGu)'l broI<e
up the three sets by dedicating
cerUln Ollft to the dilferenl
periods 01 music: history, in·
dudinJ millie from Motown.
the Britiab lllvasion, c.n.dlan
m..sic, and F. old Rock md
Roll. AlIO ",cJuded with lhe
lestivities "'ere the pruentt of
''NTY,'' and rIdio Illation WNlK,
aIoog with tho own Nil!: and The
Nice GIlY' voaobulary ....ord •
PHAGOCYTI! lyou get 10
"'-len your own YOaIbullry •
Ihey did ours).
Nil< &DcI The Nice a....15 in teal
life Me your ordinary type of
peOple. They ..... IIwyoen. radio
anl>O\lncers, music teachers.
CPA' .. and other Iype!I of profession.
1 busine.. person •.
Ho ... ever, ... ben tbey get
together to dispIrf their musical
tilen!&, irs . perfOfnllJ>Ce tboot
will keep you dandna. The hind
also his • kind. Ina generoUi
bart, Their Ippellru>ccI an!:
usually for the benefit 01. otbrn.
The Webstet A~n\le I'lmiIy
~I"OI! Center, for ... born Fri·
dIy'. concert ... q presented, is
I eenlrr to IH:lp pa",nt& cope
wilh tbe never-cndinl
chlUenge. thll . ccompany
I*enling. The center his dIiIy
dIiId ~ parent educatinn &Del
counseling sessiotll, I/Id much
more, It is I weU·rollnded
orpnitltiorl tmot c:onsim 01.
!RIlly helpful things IYIilIbIt,
for aU memben ol l lllllily. The
Web.ter Avenue Fa mily
RetolUo;e Center ill Ioc:ated at
134 Webster Avenue In
Rnc:bakr. If you hive any questions
or would like II"OQf"e infor'
_tion you 0lR caU 65ol-8673, If
you. an!: inleMsted in JtartinS lip
.limillf progrIm, )'01I CI/1 con·
tact the Center', Director,
-Carolyn Micklem, for
AprU 12, 1986
I find myself
~ wllM I'"", eIGne.
DOl talIW!f to you
iI reaUy no fwo..
AJwayI thinkiq 01 you
and the limes Wt we Wnd,
t-ck when we talUd
and I k_ 111M YOII eared.
BIll now you'", SO""
and inoidoo I k_
I mode I miMIJoe
bot IeIIinJ1 you ..,.
1(I .. y I'm tony
Will you be my friend?
w.. ""ve Ixe:n through too much
10 lee OUr friendahip cnd.
It', bird to forgive
bul I'm uIUn.t that you try
10"Y ii', O.K.
Ind DOl "Y 8QOdbre.
I'U respect you. dedaion
whalever ;t may be.
I rlllUy 1m lOrry.
Please beUeve me.
DIane Kohlman
....... ~
n.ree precious yean have JOM by.
Where .... the time gone?
It -.... only yesterday!
A life I DeVer IhoII:gbt
00Wd ever become normal ,..un,
"'" Many bitter feelinp I'" still Ioo;ked
Deep within my beout.
HJ. me Mill remaju with mel
I WOtJ.dJa otben;
Do they JtiII f1!IDI!Inbet1
They mUll!
00Wd they be fedltl& whit I'm f«lina7
I wisII I knew.
I ..... t to mid! to apraI my feeIItIp;
••
AI I iiI be", and am I"o"o"~ " t-"ck" ~ my 7& yean,
theu's 10 mIlCh t eaJl lee
A wife. I dilld and busbaDd with JRt1dcbiId to be
i 1ft! I fidel with iw'vesl plenty
JIowit!& from !be CIttb 10 pur1!
the fruit, vcptlbla, and eank sra:itl& tmdcr I aky uure
I lee the life thaI ..... mine alone
and the aood civen Iway
life. ~ and amiIes .., ricb they mlbr .... the dIy
I aee I am here bul I fleetina moment iI time
lelvinl behitId so rich I Iepcy
I Ina! •• memory 01 my life thaI \lied to be.
Poetry Nl&ht
I·for Alice)
AJJdoo BIeber
I remember the night I read IU the poems.
I remember how il got light '$ I read-and
how people kepi cominl 10 leI nu: for meals. ..
still [ kept ruding.
Surely Ihe", were only I few .....,..,.
Words IiIJed my onitId. my smik left my flCc
I f1!member-
ICImeOnC IIyina thaI b ......... CIf1nOI 10 for • week
wilboul food.
l '"U ".."..'.". 'u p ..... "'"
MIcMeI Krym
IMI t """'" rlllUy chlnaed
iI will like" 'I' ' loa& time
• InI nl (Wi"
• lot 0I1eIrs.
My friends helped me IhlOllgh it,
'!'bey mIy not know it
wilbo"u'l" them
I would be IMt ICllred clIlld
huddled in • c:omer of my onitId
m I wide world
of Idllita.
M e. Chapman
By 19 yurs 01 ....
I'm IlU.I.'f'.O.'C to be mlybe phylically
boll who'. 10...,.
Menlllly I'm still
I ICIIred dLiId.
I'm DOl rudy
for _ 01 the Idult world.
My body ...,. ''yal''
My ooul ...,. "no!"
My mind...,. ' ..... bidll"
The srowina pIitII
an: killina;.
8y 20 yura 01 as ..
1' ... chanpd
• 1irt1e
.... 1 boW7t don'l ever ~ wb.ll I'm f«lina
but ftlelllIIIy, lpirituaIly
I'm Itill nat reoady .
Will I eYe!' he?
It all -=etJ\I 10 IUlrul ItiIL
A ruliutlotl and acceptI.tIoe
HIW! DOl fully bem allblilbed m my burt.
t bop! that dIy tIIIver comes,
Po. if It don,
He will Indy be fOfJOtt ....
.P.o.. .tI ,OW be II still very mid!
C_.1e+e M. ConIcI'II
Yes. m my 0WtI rime.
My cie(:is;on is mIde.
When it" ria;ht
I'U know.
5'<7«ly, very aIowly,
my mlDd II ca\chItIg my body.
The p-owina: pIitII
~M.
C_
Dedkatfd fo Ihe d ..... 0{ '/16:
0... .....
The time is bue 0fI0II' ,..un,
When you must ..., aood-bye.
Move on to better youraelf·
How ii', done it doo:$n'l matter.
The time iI he", """" apm.
Tho"", )'0" mi&bt DOl Ix ready to Ieoovc
You have to be 1ttOIl ..
Who:n you .. y )'OIM sood·byes.
Hold your bud hi ....
Co out mlo the world and give it..u you'"", gat.
The I~ is here onoe apin.
Po. boIding to memories of yesterday.
The sood ones .. weU .. the bold.
Memories of .U the friends YOII bave.
The I~ II bere once apin,
And on p-Idllitloo:! dIy
Remember-bold your herod lip hi&b.
luve with '"fXCM m mind.
Choka
Life II . book. OIl, yft. iI'l bceo said.
Baeb d.oy I DCW cblpter is formcd-work by word. IiDe by
liM. ~by~
II powa. It no....w. ....... di.eo, it'. so--
The chaplen th.t were ooce so easily written
HIVe become ni&blmlr .....
ionpoNibie 10 wake. I run
HIrd.. Ion& I!ld determined
I uk myself wbal am I runnin.s to or from
I know. but yet refuse to 1CCepI, IMt just .. il is
I who writa the line. the ~e. the chapter-it is I who
eo:!ill, rewrita and destroys.
I am Illthor I!ld murdef1!T of
my book. my novel. my life.
'Written for: ewryonc who, II aornetime is their liIe, ....
tt ..... gglcd .... ilb cboc.ing bctwttn tbe role of lut!>or I!ld
""~-
From: lOn'leonc who baa abo-I've decided to keep on
writing and Iivirl&l
The love relltionlhip
So perfect m every way
Raembla beluty:
The I'Iame 01 • bumin& CIDdIe', light.
Bowed and ocpuatcd II the hac
T_h e I'\am.e.... : ;.:.1 . b.iper,
A wid: unites the Ilame.
Wblle lCdudcd ;" IIill-.
Tbe I'Iame is calm
Sec\l.fe withm it3elf
The I'Iame rita b.i&Jler sbeddirI& otf IfCII 1iJb1.
The lliabtest disturbuee.
Aa uproar of. '""""""'" OIItside ill raI.m c.u..a • flif;ke., I fear of ~
AI if p-I5pins; for. bruth 01 air.
TIme pu.es. troubled timea haW! come and ~
"I'hrouiboul the dW1ltioD. 01 its aialeDoe.
Tho ,"""",
Sm..uer yet burning bright.
T..h.e. .ev _erla.s.ti,n g candle
UmU the IlpUk abould blow OIIt,
Or the candle ~ illl destiny,
_M.""'-
Out of My Head
o...t Of My Head
by JI .... Porto
Part I I in • ~ • ooUect
""'m oll
I'der 0c:J)'1e had died. and
IIewS of hiI dUlh qllkJr.ly
spread.. He had died, or ... the
~ wml, by IolippInJ 01\ •
bMal\.II pHI. Some yjd thai the
banana pet! _ put tMre by
the Hand of God, ju.tl 10 prow:
th.ll He had • ""nse 01 11_
fbcina !Not God ill .,od. !hit
would be known .. the Cood
Hllmorl_ Mlny of Doyln'
followers d.imed thai lie iiiI>'
peel for our ain5. and many of
the other foIlowuJ of Doyle
clIohned 1M. ..... oneI woo
wanted to make Doyle. martyr
we ... out of lbelt lie. 1ben
I~ were the followen of
Doyle who man.sed 10 ~
,be baNI .... peel and \lie i\ as •
lIICred relk. Although Doyle
new. made llI\y <:ONIl!Ctlon
with Oivinity llle was only in·
\eTated In mHmg connection
wilh the ch«lr.booQ of his
follow,,", . he did this with tho!
help of his faithful ...-vanl Mike
"Rambo" RineU.I. tome of his
discipleII wlDled \0 make him
out to be • super prophet. N for
the -.1 of l'eIer Doyle, it was
lIOI in 1he Afterlife.
"This isn" quito: what I Iud
czp«ted;' critiqI>ed Doyle as he
~arow'Id his~
Appamllly be ...... in • Iarp
room with whit<: walls and no
~ In the middle of !he;
room. tbete wu whoM appeared
10 be • wblte It..,e auspmdoed
by • bill" trlansIe. ~ he
.saw _ ooUy wore white, but
!hey ..,., had Nome IqJ.. 1be
sLau ......... inttflK. thM many
wore ..... gLaRa !which ......
odd, .. they fully didn't have.
body to put the 1\lf\&laMa on .
or the rwnc tip either · bu.11hi$
ill the Afterlife. wbw! suspension
of the echlcll is abundanti.
In one corne1' of the room was
• clown and on the end 01 the
, 1-.., was Mich.o:l lbe Archangd
He was hoIdinj 1,w1Ar
Ilnd talltilll to IOmeor"le n.med
.... urie. ....urie w..r.. I beilll
whote lUIlilecoukl melt the col·
dest of hurt •. They were
evidently tl ltins lbout the
down. Upon noIiclni .... urie.
Doyle thought to hinuelf. " I
wouldn't mind f!)efIdiIIg .... eter,
nity with her:'.t whicll pOint.
number one flashed by.
In enotber «Wner 0( the room.
there WII .... unfinished pain.
tin&: with four~_ for
Part II in a
eecb 0( the four Honemen 0(
the Apoc&lypse. 'J'bere Doyle
IIIw wMt be oonsidcred to be
more ooutiful l1wI • sunaet.
the inspirllion 0( poets. aDd the
m.... 01 !Oap'riten. No. it
wun'l tbe peintin&: thai brought
on this flW"TY 0( emotion. it _
ODe 01 the artists wbOR name
was MIry Ellen \IctuIlly, these
are the thoughts 01 the .uthor.
WMt Doyle really thought
could boo SWDI1'I«I up as "nia:
Iookln& cruc: .... The ~tmg $be
WII flflishlnj WIll IMt 01 I
unicorn. "Not ~" tbougbt
Doyle. "Ancient symbol of f~·
tility.'· Just Ibm. number two
rvI. ~.
Allho<lsh they were still alive.
their careen w""' certainly
dead. While Doyle ~ the
meaning of aU this, the angel
Pronlo Ipprolched him.
"W"oo", •• I'd.,. ... .aid Pronto in
I Pet« Lom·ish voice. '"The
Lord would l.i.ke to """ you."
'1'he Lord?" asked Peter. "1.$
thilI Heaven?"
"Oh, gracioul nol" rep~ed
Pronto. '1'hi& is the Afterlife We
will decide whether you go to
H ...... or oot.tt.:r the concert."
"The concern" inquired """'- ''Oh. yes. TIwe Bi& G .oIways
&M=s • concert II this time. You
by Jim Porto
should Mve heard yeaterdly'a.
It was • new wort by Mdoel,"
Slid. Prnoto.
..."D.,o rI"'1" ,},'O-Il mean Handel?" "No. MdoeL l.. Andel. A new
end up 00IlIin& artist. Here'l her
picture" Iu PronIO ~
Doyle the pictur., • oumbu
~ _rolled by. " Hmmrn,"
remarked Pronto. ' "TbaI'1 oot
good. Not &ood 1\ aU."
Whlle Doyle pondered whit
Pronto meant, the lights came
on st.ose. and I vtNce was hew
saying. "t.ao:t;a and sentleomn,
welcome to the Afterlife, your
"POI for food, fun, and dancinS.
We're proud 10 present the
Greatest BIIld 01 the Millenia. 'fOlD Rochester, N.Y., on lead
guilar, Michael Ihe Archan8el .
On drums, Ihe Archlnsel
Rlphlel. On s.uophooe, c.briel
Ihe Archansel. And here He II
lad;es and gentlemen - 11M: omni·
presenl, the most eDited, Lord
Godl"
And the voice of God was
heard sin&ing. "Do you love -"'. ''Yes we do!II" 111111 11M: blind
in reply.
The bond pLayed. on for lboo.al
sixteen ban, and then lhere
follo:loved I h.oIf hour of silence.
"Is IMt it1" asked Doyle.
"Yes. Hi81l1y lpocalyptic. isn't
ilT' rep(;ed !'ronl ..
"Stlnd before Me. Pdcr;' Aid
God. and I'der stood before the
Lord. ''You bIvt! Aid tM11 CIIlnot
lhink IlOl' do I ...... I lense
0( humor. In effect. you called
Me I bore;" continued GO(t
"And then! it ....:on.. Prnoto. reid
the charp"
Pronto produced I .... ocroIl,
and .-110 I deep buistcr like
voItt. "I'der Dooyle his declared
himJelf 10 flVOl' 01 hornogcoity
on colJese campuses. He perambuLo~
hiI inf .... 1 nephew 00
Ihe Ilru!. He pflclk.d
nepotiIUIl with hiI uncle and his
fil'3C COIISin. He IU.mpled 10 in·
lereat. 13-yur-old in philIto:ly.
He has idVOClled IOci.oI inler'
COUfJe in mila!d complIly . and
has tlken pari in ,uch g.olher·
inp himself. Ht has lilowed
himself to be wriUen up In Iwo
llI1icles by Jim Pt>rto. Since com·
ing 10 the Afterlife, be has lU$led
11lr~lim .. :·
"So IMI', wMt the numbers
meanl:' rell\ll'ked Gayle.
"HIV" you Inylhios 10 Wi in
your dcfen .. , l'eIerT' asked
God.
''Your 1IfWItness. f hive but
• coUqe educalion Ilnd know
not WMI h.oIf 01 tboeo: words
_ . Yet, I would l.i.ke to rn.oJop;
I deal. U 1 could do somethini
IhIt You CIII'1. will y"" let me
return end.start .oil ........ q:einT'
remarked Doyle.
'om..t can you do that I, God.
CIII'I doT'
") CIIl till myKlf." repIioed """'- After. pause. God aid. ''You
forget that you are dead"
"Dnt.. thete had. to ..... flaw;' """'" """'- ''He'l pIlhoIogicIl. wantin&: 10
do thaI." IIIid Proal<>.
''Yet he is good .1 rnakina
SPeed>eI." $lid God. "Pdcr.l've
decided to let you go bKt and
hive you become • speech
pathologist. The followin8 IMI
you left behind has turned into
some kind of • freat cull.
Behold!" In fronlol' Doyle. tbere
Ippeam:I • stiff! comer on
wbicb one of IUs disciples. Mary
J. O·Sr;en. was selling
bananII to Brian Cool and John
SIrgeoI. Th. proceeds were goins
10 R.T.S. "You must go bKlr.
there and ching<! the w""'8 you
.... ve dooe." commended God.
" Bv.n get rid 0( the temple
prostitules7!T' lIIid Doyle.
"Of o:>W'3e you hi"" 10 get rid
of lbo:m;' IIIid God. as He
booled Doyl. oul of the
Afterlife
Tbe I>el<I: day, !'em Doyle was
reen walkina: and ulkin&. Some
claimed he ...... rrected. Others
Aid he just hid • COOCIl$Ilon.
Still, 11th""" didn't even notice
hillbsena:. SIiII, il was I good
thing be reviwd ho:forc the em·
bolmina fluid WII pul in. C.oII.
. tosether hiI foUowen. be ~ them that he wu '*" .to
become • speech pltbDIogist
and senl the temple prostilules
on their way. ItT.s.. lurned Inlo
I bus company, and Doyle
returned to writing as .... ~ ..
IOUf'COe of income. as he was just
stlrting OUI in the pltboIogical
speech business. He wrole
sr:venl treatise on Michlel the
..... C ...... 8el, his moultlc:he, and
hiI band, and Harper Press will
lOon release his new book, Whip
Cfflzm und &n.m:t<: Th~ Mary,.
o'am~ Story.
Alright, finel Don't believe mel
(Note: The author wi4hes 10
thank God for His special <:am!O
Ippeanoa:.1
End Note: kcordins to the
Rev. Charles "Charlie" CurT .....
the COI>CepI 0( the Afterlife por'
trayed in this article is not doctrinIlly
-KIWId. AU the more
reason 10 be\i.eve in i!.l
CooIUc! CJ'um" to Stardu.t
Mommy. I miss you, apeo;ially at niJhl
The EaRnce of Pt.nc1tKll Gull
'aouse you UMd to lUCk me in end bold me tighl.
I thint 01' the o;oOt;ei and milk in the afternoon
end how at niJhl _ would IooIr. II the moon.
It wu eEitins 10 Ihint 01' you II I tacher in sp«:e;
I was hippy tbll dfry to lee tbe ,mile on your fila:.
Bul, IUddentty aU our dJuma ended in __ and
fright
as I IIIW the shunle .. pIoo;Ie with .... awful mishl.
No! NOI II wasn't lrue; no not Iruel
There woo, no more )'OIl.
Mommy. it', 10 IoneIOlllf: hert.
I cry It nighl and ww. you were n .....
Now iI" just did. Soott and me
and the pletures of you are aU I CIIl .... ~
When lhe niJbl lurns aU quiet .... d stiU ~
I pray to God to take aWly the ~hill.
And He lIIyl 10 look up loward Heaven aDd see
you lhere. Ihll you'll elwlY, be looking back II me.
I look inlo lhe Iky • lot now and _ aU th. stl" above
And then [ I« your ,mUe lild 1 f~1 your love.
BUI. Mommy, I miss you especiaUy It nishl
.... use you UJed '10 tuck my in IOd hold me tight.
Al ida Ba~her
1b encourage us to lUnd unique, as one lei IpIrI
1b >peak thole God-siven ......-dI1hIt &how tbe inner
1"b'" s"p eaII oul withoul f. ... of re,iedion and 10 just DOl
1b lUnd taU, inwardly. oulwardly proudly YOUlI
AUdo .......
OwOod.
I was afraid 10 cloo.o my qft list nighl not knowinS if
they would re-open in the. mornln,.
I was ocared for tbe unborn child of tnIJI and the
world Ihll could be Iwailm8 Its .,rJv.l.
I was fearful lhal ( (lilY never Ipin embrac:e the onea
I cherish so much.
But. I was afraid of You, l.Md, IOd !>ow You would be
feeling as You 8ued dbwn I~ Your,worid. The lime
world 1 .... 1 You had 10 1on8 ago crealed OUI of love.
Plea .... ralber. help UI to rind peI<le and loY<: in our
heolIrts. and finaUy to STOP.
By Debbie MUler
An Incom" plete Work
Tlwere were tDIIDy thinp ~
'l'hI1 I hid pIaoOfti
Still 10 mIIly thin&s
I wish I could do.
I pnctlced so hIrd
1b pr~e myxlf fo< when I mel tbe beat
But in 10 instaol
Bvuythln, I practiced and prqwed for
Wuaone·
I wanted to pboy
1b do something IfeII
'Ib be remembered
-For who-I was
And wbal I hid done.
Never will th.ol happen.
ror [ .... ve pLa;oed
Bul wilh my pme ...
Incomplete.
Diane Kohlman
10 QLEAHER APM.. 2t, ..... Continuously Creative
So you''''' 20 yean old,
who c:ares1
WhO. to .. y what you'"" ~ fex?
oru,,.,...
Whd. to NY what you &nil
oru,,....
Whd. to .. y what you do1
Only )'0\1.
Who do you have to impreaa1
Only you.
Who do you have to live lip to1
oru,,.,...
So y.o.u.'.'' ''" 2"0 "ye ws old.
I have "".c:bed
The tIe he ruched
And 10 what to re.IICh -. My Iifea' importanoe
'"Thq"
Has wme to the ourlaoe.
I'm rWWn, bow beautiful
My world iJ...olOd should be cherished.
The bold they Mop is unbearable.
I know they ~ me
But they must re;aliz it IoQ.
Neither 01 US WIIOIs to let &0-
This bond is 110 strong
It frighte ... me.
When wiD we Let go.
Thq, 01 me. md I of tum?
I would like to
thank all who
submitted their
poetry and
prose to the
Gleaner
throughout the
year. Keep it
Up!
-CreotiJJe
Editor
S....-eIy They Would c-10day
At the IWakeniq 01. the dliwtl
Ho! .ented that oothins -.Id SO wnIfI&
For .urely, . urely they _Id oome today
Surely thq _Id not stay .w.y.
He dn:ued md straightened his room. nCOlt U • pin
Radyinf: ewrythina for his kin to ODIIW: in.
Then, rapidly told tbc people Oft his floor
'"Sometime today. they'L1 be ~ on my doof:'
For today w ... special diy, his alone to $aVOI"
A doy that .urely _Id YIeld tum thia favor.
It WIll hill birthday, he would be ninety·fourl
Surely they would not disappoint tum once more.
He ItOOd by the window 10 belt he could -=
"Surdy, they'll come today 10 __ me.
No, I'lf wait for tbc a:lebntion 'til they_
I'U ...... them the fun; let them ha..., 1IOme."
At noot1, when all wu qlliet md still, no one eiM there.
It won't be lon8 but whll they'U be here
For it', my birthday, ud they'll want to be near:'
,H.e. .p ul off his aftcrnooo rituala to iii by the wiDdcMWatcltbl,
the lIIe afte_ IIID$et slowly tum to rain.
Ho! dkI not give lip as IIIpper WIll passed
Surely the time for them had lapsed.
At \iaht. out time for him, he made ~ for bed
Still boIdiD& lhat drum In hill head.
"Sorneoo>e will wake me in ni&bl to say,
They've cornel They . ..., corne to a:ldnte thia day_"
AlkV. &cher
UUST BECAUSE'
Written by Michael L
Amory
10Id tluoll&b the qa; of
L:etoUe
It wu two yean qo when I
rlJ"1l met Michael, .pp!"tIUrnale·
Iy . ~r before the Nude., ac,
cident in the Art Center, He had
$Oft brown eyes that could tllm
Instantly black if • siluation
angered him, He was very qlliet
and oI.ten .spoR in Mlltiflll
anUope:I. mainly aboul life and
eroi""nt. topped with
lI!.wberry pr~$Crve, from
Quebec. Still, he had JJmost •
quiet .,.rue 01. Justic:e .bout him,
even belore the ~nt.
His voice wasn't deep, bul il
held a tremendous unounl 01
pD\Yet behind it. aJmo.I like ...
/\nob who needed to be heard
amidst lhe clamor of • donut
shop on • friday morning. He
didn't h.ve very many perso ... 1
friends. Ott 1IIf1!, he _ popular
with everyone he (2lnC into CCI\'
tact witll. that is to Illy that
evnyonc found IOtnethinJI to
liklellbout him. !Sr. Bubu10 Star·
poll would otten remark. "what
• iii« ~tt~ hoodlum."1
Other than myself, there was
only Jeff Snyd~r and ~er
Doyle. the two WI were in the
accident with him.
It WN Iiw:>nly after Goc&,¥U
had retired ita perfOnnanoel
whm the accident oocurre:t.
The lrio had been elected to
dismantle the NucLe .. reactor
Wt Marco:'l BIaakman had .ppropUted
(IInder tomewhoot
fnuclu\o;nl circumllancaj from
• tcieoce fair at lite U or R. The
reactor had been used 10 pow~r
lhe special lighting effe<:t.s for
lite Pusilknl', ~. Luncheon
1"_ elroc:iently.nd lesscost·
ly," to quotE Marcel l. The reaclor,
being quite bel\')', _ •
burden for the three 01 them to
"""'" to I.... outside Ioadin&
dock, 110 ~er "'ggested th.t
they hook it to his ear with tow
,,,"",,
Michael ""alized u..t the Or
would be too big 10 fit throup
the doon., 110 he Mked Jelf if il
were possiblE to plln tbe
recorder on • IIIed with his
motorc:ycle. 1b this Jeff replied
"I reckin' SQ."
It wun't long before
everythins was ~ lip and
ready to ~ Michael md
l'eIer would lleady tbc reac:\or
while Jeff would puU the IIIed
with the ~ this was the plan
Hlyway. While Jelf and ~er
were oetllring the reactor to the
W:d, MlclIael dec:ted to pu$h the
"no n<J ' button on the motorcy·
cle'. haDdlebua. The bike in·
_tty fOIIred to life, wilh
MidIad atride. and in first gear.
Tbe sudden ~nt caused
~'" ;n '"Tn ,,, ... h .ho ..... ;~
conlrol pl.te on the n!lCiOf,
which, by the w'y, COQtalned
the "00 n<J ' bullon for the
-~.
Whli happened IICl<I is •
mystery (the name ehol.en for
th~ hero 'p"wned from this
bideo ... accidwtl. Instead of be·
inS fried 10 . certain crisp by the
sudden burst of radiation', the
three were trIDSIormed into be·
inp of incredible md limitless
pD\Yet. From Wt day on. 00
Ion&er we"" they to be known as
~er, Jeff, or Michael. bul
"Casper Purehean," the lIIIiper,
"Lucas Penrod VII;' the ~
.nd the hero of my 1I1~,
" MYlleriolls D.ve," tbe
Cf\I58der of Justice.
No one seemed to be .bIe to
find the three of them after the
oont.HlUnalion cycLe had ex·
pired, 10 the President lunder
the dram.tic direcllon of Or.
ferreLli had • memorial servke
on the lower soca:'r field for the
three land for O.vid Mllmmery
and 1bm McAvcy who _
caughl In the blast bul still
hooven'l been foundl,
Ne., Ihe end of lhe .,..vicc,
whEn fro Leo and many of the
faculty bqan to weep with joy
for the \rid, sudden deplrture,
joe Buonowski looked lip into
the sky and fell suddenly to his
kneft .creaming in terror. The
R,," .... _ ..I_ .. ..II ...
Dressed in hideou. green
body suits and we.ring Leather
shoes made bv • man on Bood
Street, namecl Macombt, the
pack 01 "Bullia" bqan to tor'
ment tbc crowd (all e.cepI
Peter'. mother, who e lected to
make la.IIIg ... with musbroortU
in.te.dl, with bodly quoted
ShUespeare md ooup!)O giveawaya
from the current CB
fashion .... pzme. All 5eel"I>ed
bopdeM when s\Oddenly, faint
and faroff, llIeady and tenifying
roar was heard. The rou
grew louder and louder un~l
almost IS if by magic, • lone
figur~ astride • &leaming lurbocharged
motor cycle. equipped
with wwp drive. appeared II the
top of the IIpper soccer Held,
with the !lUn II his back.
The Bllilies ItOOd In 5ilence
for along moment, held in com·
plete ... d utler terror. (For the
proplteciea 01. the Ave"ller of II·
tire and litentwe. foretold II the
call putieI. ~ finally cominc
\fuel Then the leader spob: up.
''How abwt • lila: are- CB ski
}Ek.et to go with your motorey'
e1e7" Not only did Mysterioul
Dave .bhor the CB line of
clothing (from his prevlorJ5lifel,
but his motorcycLe was red.
AI thai ITIO<l"IefII o.ve spokle.
"I am Mylllerious Dave. I brIn.
Justice to imprcu girls on the
"_~~ ,, ..... . __ ,_ ... _. M_~
inlensily names shot from the
front 01. o.ve-. moto ... ;:yde .. be
bepn to ....uve Itia way Ihrou&b
the crowd. sparing ~ts,
and punishinf: inIldeII. Needless
to say, ma .. y ,irll were
impressed.
Those who tried to flee were
politely picked off by Casper
Pureltean md his 18 magnum
!equipped with 1Mlon rubber·
bands ud u .lIto-loIder). The
few that remailled, wrilhin& in
eolorflll fl.me. upon Ihe
ground. were tortured inlo ",I>mission
with """,re annoyance
by Lucas r.enrod VII.
When the lut BIILly had been
awept ne.tly into his plM;:e, the
trio tllmed and rode off into the
aunset, """"'" to return if need
to be. AImost immedi.ately the
crowd bqan to weep with &real
tadness, knowing that Nuareth
College wollld never be rid of.
them.
Thai wu the Iaat I had seen
of him u MysterIous])ave the
crusader of Justice. He is often
aeen as hill atl"" ~ Michael,
but he never rcmemberl hill
adventures (recorded in lhe
Prtnch Pl')' chronidesl, or the
Iccident Ih.t led to his
miracuIouJ change. Bill those of
us who truly know md falthful·
Iy believe, never fear -Ioa& as
there are croisIIInts topped with
. tr.wberry preserve, lfrom
Quebec) in the near vkinity.
......... - n
[ ENTERTAINMENT
== Robby Kellett
.... usual, tb.e Nuareth Music
oputment has been holding ..
>ltitudc of classic:aI and ;au
We recitals II> round out the
rformance )'Uf. N. many as
'ee recitals on OM <ky hi""
en scheduled. and all abawll,
.>$Ily give" in the wilmot'
dial HaLL ~ been weil
..... A complete Ii$!ing of permanotS
follows:
IUeIday afternoon. April 8:
!dio recital by student! of
Ie. &:bara Staropoli fVolce), wrua Lent. IStrinpI. and TIm
mUd! IGw~l. Compositions
~. Sot, DeVisee, de
enllana. Ha..del. and Sir IvIt
Sullivan ~ performed.
ticipantl were guitarists John
Ifa, Chris Currie, Tristen
,leU, and Sue Velie';; yiofut
md.!o SuJdburg. accompanied
Don Kat on pianq and $lngc
<tin lIMaf . .a:ompanied by
urie LUsow on piano.
fuesday e.<enIng. AprO 8:
>lor recitoJ by nutist De""
"""'" (student of Glennd.
""'I who ",,<funned WOT'" of
J>deL Debussy, Bolling. and
N"I'N"i ne$day .,...,ning. AprlI
Oper. Workshop pre5<nt.l·
n with Barbara StaropoLi,
.J. asdirtttor and M!. louise
wricc as piano accompanist.
.. "-of Mozart were presented
Ih .... udents Jul;" $tont.,.,.
roJ Anne Cleary, Charles
ella, Katherine M8.Q, Blaine
oller. Ann c.pone. Gnoce
~t. Melanie Barton, Nou
"'bury, Justin Knauf, Paulo
1 HOUlcn. Mark Phillips, and
"" eo.: .. perfor ..... rs. Sister
'bar. also got into the ad
'$df, laking the pm of ..
dical quack who performed
surrectio .... " with the aid of
iant horseshoe magnet.
"turoar afternoon, April
Dual senior • .",ital by Julie
-erIDer IpWtisl and stoo.nt of
:oert Hob$letler) . nd Theresa
ANSWERS
Closing Notes
Pimm (clarinetist and student of
Doctor Stmky Caulke). Works
of Tcbe,epn;o. Handel,
Bttthoven. 8a:tok. Bernstein,
and Sch~ were performed.
and Kathy Kniue, supplied
piano ucompaniment for
n-..
Saturday . fternoon, April
IZ! Second I0Io omlor recitol by
Eileen Fugmann on ~ne
(Or. StanJq Gaulke. ,-,bell.
piano 1M<. Robert Hobotetter. in·
llructorl. and aooordian IMw.
Betty WalUr, lnatnoctor). Com·
....... by G __ • """""
Lim, Schuman. Fremar, b..
quiD, and FranceacM"" were
pcrformo:d. Marg.ord 1.}0hn300
aoxomp<micd Eileen in her su·
aphotic piece.
Saturday.-nlng, April 12:
loint senior redIa[ by Bileen
Cain (pianist and student 01
Robert Hobste«er) and Martha
Gilroy r.inge. and $laden! of
BaJbera ~. s.s.JJ Worn
01 Faure. B<:o:tboYen, Schumann.
Schubtrt, [ves, and Debussy
Wffe performed. Dwight Alex·
Ande r accompanied Martha
Gilroy on piano.
Sunday afternoon. April
13: Faculty recital by J. William
G_ . harpsichordist. Vintage
clas5ical works of Couperin.
Bach. Scarlatti, F~, aocI
Forqueray were performed.
Monday ~nlng. April 14
In Arts Cenle r 1"·131; Large
Jau. EllS<'mble recital directed
by Doctor Timothy SuIliVlln.
Wol"ks by composers Simons,
Goodwin. DIIvis, Nelson, Peter.
1100, and Strommen were petfonne<!.
As • homemade item,
the romposition My n:-r, writ·
ten by and voeali%.ed by jazz
ensemble key~rd playe r.
Michele Egan. was aLso weU
performed. "'''''"r afternoon. April
15: Facu Iy recital by bass
baritone AIJan MO&her, accom·
panied by Sonja Sh~lton On
piano. Wo rks of Hand~ l .
Schumann. Brahm.. Wolf.
Gounod. [bert, and Burleigh
were performed. and some .....
quired both . iDging .nd
drarnetic ~g . biUty. which
Pmfessor Mosher convincingly
supplied.
Thetd.ay ~g. April 15,
Chamber CI>oit Conoert with
s.m.r. StatopoIi. 5.S.J .• dire::!or_
A gregorian chant as w~U as
works of Scarlatti, PcJciano,
DowIMd. Husler. Ravel P.D.Q
&cb. Billinp. and Brahms were
perfonned. The choir consisted
of sopranos - Grace Scott,
Kathffln~ MAss. Julie Stanton,
and Paula Van Houten; altQS .
Ann c.pon~, Dawn Cirulli,
Carol Anne Cleary, and Martha
Gilroy; t~non _ """'- HuD
and Charles 1'Io],,1la; and ~
- Brion ~ Ju. tin Knauf.
Donald ~. and Mark PhUUps.
Piano acoomv-nrment was pr0-
vided by Kathoyn Kniller and
Louise Morrice.
WedneMiay ~nlnJ. April
16 . Art. Center Main
Auditorium: The Naza reth
CoDOl!rt Band, which numbers
fifty ""'mbers plu. il! director.
Munm Sherriil. performed a
flawless and utensiw: concert
f~turing works by the compoMU
~ Nudis, Ericbon,
Williams, Rttd, Grafulla, Gian·
nini. Berkowitz. .nd RespighL
Thurwd.y afternoon. April
17: Studio ~tal by studenl! of
Dr. Stanley Gaulk~ [Woodwinds),
Tim Schmidt [Guitar),
and oth<rs. Works by Braluns,
Honegger. von Weber. Blave!.
Cooke, f'rackenpohl Donizetti,
l'ueDllaura. Corelll, and Mourt
were perfonne<!, Student ""rtic;
pants were Holly Ryder
[clarinet). Laurene ])iron [flute).
Maria Bellino [flUI~), Mary Jo
O'Brien Iclarinetl, David Meln_
tit~ (darin01), Ledi~ Osbourne
Isaxophon~) , Kelly Thcker
lhom). Annette Stolberg (baslOOn).
Sue v.:lieri \guit.r). Jay
Hagen (t rumpet), Bileen
Symphony In the Air
TI>erc<. I note of music in the spring air;
I b~ar it over here and "",r there.
Camemn (flute), Anne Ro:ynoIds
(oboe) and Megan Wood! (bas.
lOOn) . Eileen Cameron, Anne
Reynolds. HoUy Ryder, Meg.an
Woods. and Kelly 1l.ocler constilute
the N ..... dh Woodwind
QuinI01. Piano .cco~ in_
cluded M$. Loui$e Morrice,
Kathleen Schreib, Janin~ Pitt.
Paul Howe. and Unda Shlpiro.
Friday'afternoon. Aprill8:
Studio recital by student flu tists
of Glennda Dove. Worb by the
composers Mozart, Ira Paul
Schwan (who . ubmitted a permiere
~ piece for the
N ..... dh l'lute Choir), Doug
Ellwa nger (senior)_ Reich •.
F,ure. and Molique were perfonne<!.
The entire Nazareth
flut~ choir performed two selections,
including the Schwan
piece (this composer was in the
audience). Individual RUdenl!
perfonncd the re .... ining selections.
Participant. ; ncJud ~ d
Maria Bellino, Eileen Camoron.
Deb ConncUy. Laurene Dixon.
Eileen Fugma nn. Ann
McCrac~n {Class of 'SS), Amy
Johnson, Laulic Li_. Dena
Thomas. Judy Tiffany, Marie
Roberts, I nd Marjorie Roth
Ifaculty). Gl~nnda o.:.v.. h~_1f
performed th ~ "Su;I ~ for Solo
Flute" by Doug Ellwanger,
Piano accom!"'n;""
for this recital included Karen
Huff. Laurie Lissow. Dwight
Alennder. Bil.,.,n Fugmlnn,
Juli~ 'llIvemi~r. and Kathl«:n
Schr~ib.
Friday nlghl, April 18,
Flculty r~cit.l by Barbara
Staropoli (5.S.l 1 sopnono and fbily
Schaffner, pianist. Works by
the composcrs Niles and Barber
wen: performed fo: the f.astern
Int~rnation.l Region of Ih~
American Academyof 1Uo1i8lon.
Saturday Ilfte rnoon. April
19: Dual senior recital by Mary
Jo O'Brien [clarin01ist and . Iudent
of Dr. Stanley Gaulke) and
Julie Stanton (soprano and . tudent
of Barbar. Staropoli.. SSn
= 'MIrb of Stro=i. ScbUffillU\,
Wolf, Bizet, FI ""'. R.o:ta., !Yes,
I'cuImc, IDCI Scbubert were perfonned.
AccornpanisU included
Louise Morrice and Donald Kot
on piano, and Eileen Fugmann
on flul<!.
S.twday ewniDg. April 19:
Sertior recital by Amy johnson
(flutist and student of Glennda
Oo:wc). Works by ~,
Edesco, Mozart, and BoIIitn
wer~ performed. kcompani!its
induded I.t.acilloe Miller on piano,
Kristen Shiner on dnoms. and
Ttrry Keach on string bess.
Sunday afternoon. April
20: Senior recital by Jean Esslinger
(pianist and studenl of
Robert Hobstctterl. w"rks by
Mozart, Serlabin, IJId Ravel
were performed.
Sunday evenlnJ. April 20=
Senior recital by Judith Veeder
(pianist Ind lIIudent of Robert
Hobst01tCr). w"rks of Thrina.
van Beethoven, and Chopin
were performed.
Monday nighl, April %1.
Arts Center, A- I:!' Small Jazo:
Ensemble direCled by Dr.
Timothy SuUivan. Worb by
Rollins. Monk. Davis, Evans,
and Bennett were performed.
n.e p~e lAuro's Lame1II by
Nuaretb student. Jay H~gen.
was also performed. The small
;au ensemble COlUIists or Paul
G. spar, J. y Hogen, M ichel~
Egan. Paul Ruske. and Doctor
Timothy Sulllvan on bass.
TheKIay afte rnoon. Apr il
22: Electronic and clarinet composition
recit.l by Douglas
Ellwanger and David Mclntit~,
who are composition students of
Professors TImoIhy Sullivan and
Alhion Gruber. Both ~lecIronically
pre-recorded IJId live
performanoe .sel«:tion. were
presented,
Sunday afternoon, April
27: N • ....,th Concert Choir
recital, directed by Dr. Thomas
McGary, Chai"",,~ of N_01h
~ Department or Music.
TO CAMOUFLAGE
PUZZLE ON
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I h~r the lune and hear the melody;
my body '-13 in rhythm and $in1S in harmony.
Th~ trees I re giving off Iheir own in symphony
and the whole world hums as if in synchrony.
Arts Center
Season
Concludes
by Ma rtial Bednar
The linal ev~nls o f the
Arts Center season concluded
wilh I bang Ihroughout tb~
week of April 20, 1986.
The spring starts off the pIIttern. tempo and trend
and says. it'. time to come out . nd sing again.
lime to rolilhe summer in with rlCry blue
and sing of the lOOi and the I>ot summer do)'$.
The I>OIes wind in and OUI of th~ ilirling healed mn.e
showing off th~ir beaulY in I multitude of WI)'$.
The autumn in her colors vibranl and fair
stiI hurs the m!We clinging in lhe lir,
dancing on the frost ·bitten lea"". an bright
jaunting on into the cold clear night
as the IIOng picks up in its fury and might.
""'lting th~ gales of . now hanging on tight.
Unlil around the corna within tbe icc-cbilled air
I hear notes of music "",r here and ""'r the.e
as it tiptoes on the icicles, biller, cold and thin
whispering thai JOQn Ih~ spring will be U$hered in
and bring il! warmth and flowers in the sun's warm din
and finally. Over th~ long bard wint~r, win!
Alida &ch~r
Thai nne week alon~ offaN
I variety of entertainment in the
form of The Peking krobats.
performing dattling acrobatic
feats. ""itilll RJF BuIWt • play
incorporating .... ny of Samuel
Beckett's roles, and a unique
concert given by th~ Pau l
Wmter Consort,
Th roughout th~ aCidemic
year, N12. studenl! took advantl
ge of th~ wide-ranging forms
of entert&inment oflered by the
Arts Center. Most have been
huge 5IIccesses enjoyed by all.
And, hopefuUy, Ih~ will be
more =itina: features nttt ~
..
I
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( LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Dear Editor,
How many of you xni<.n would
like to arrive on tile day of your
COIDJDenOl:menl and rUld out
th.t you unno! ,r.du. tc
because you 'K short one
credit? nu. ;. not axIIy the:
case for me. It it • Ioliibl f:D8'
~. but it II aimilu to tbc:
situ.tion th.t I .m going
through wl>en . uempt;ng to
regi5ler '-' xrnesIer in my m.e
dass. TI\e situ'lion II .""h
where Nazareth.a:eplc!d my on
• conditional bAit Last fall This
rnoe.ns 1 could only lake 12
credit bout.. 1'hq thm """,.
tinued by ~Llinl me tMt if l ilt'quire.
2.0 or better during my
first oemcsIer. l-.Jd be alkow·
at to lake 15 credit hours. fin
the spring registrat ion lui
November, I wo.s permitted to
register for only 4 00Il~
• gain.) this means that when I
returned wilh . GPA. _lIa!:<oolC
2.0 in January. I w Q m... able
to resister for my fiul course: '"
a:>urse wllic:h w. MOl )1ft deed
0IIt.} I win bIo~ • toc,al of 27
credits .t the end of this spring
term. N. all of you well know,
• Sludf:nl needs 28 ~~t bours
10 be • sophomore. I could
possibly correct lltil J'f'Obi<'m by
registering tor • Slimmer QI)W''''.
but. wilh expensu beinS $0
li&hl, I am unable 10 pay S490
ior • summe. COurse. I [""I this
,.;t .... tIon II vel)' unfair, and I
believe Wol conditional IoCICtp"
taDce in my cue was. mistake.
I will have to mum nett Ausust
at �� fresh....... for my //UnJ
-..-In. I hope in the future
that the people wbo eval ... te
IIuden" 10 be ac«pted 011 a
conditional buis take into c:on.
Iide,.tlon that the ,tudent will
be ""one ~Ir behind"" beauJe
they do not have the rllWlDCa 10
catch up on the one credit that
the coIIqe took from them.
An ... n.,rat FIUhman
Our &llto~.
nit " 10 lit. C_ 0{ 1989:
Th;, letter is to inform you.
thai progre .. ;, already being
made 10 help OUr next school
yur be I l uccesdul one. The
newly·elected offi cers and
myself hIVe met in order 10
dixu .. OIIr pla,.. for next
JerD£:IUr. I am happy 10 s.r that
we are enth\lli.astic, and 1MiousIy
IDDkina foowatd 10 aU that
we pl.n to accomplish.
However. it wouJd be • Io<Wtg
battle if the -.. 0( uS tried to
do everything by ourselves.
Oass participation is necessary.
We need you to help us be
"
reoognizcd as an active class on
<:ampw.. If you have any ideas
or .u~IIions for different Ie·
tivitia, please let myilelf or any
of the other ofrlCers know.lUa c.onaer, Mary Belden. AruM:
Ulric:h, Judy HayDoa. Sheri!
o.m.el~ or Ann pfeifferl. We
will do DIU best!
S~ ... ly,
KrIsten Hud<
Sophomore Class President
'89
De.r Editor.
eoll.iderillg my family
re:sidoonDl! in Fairport. more and
more people in !be RIlcheskr
Commu.nity have COtIllIleIIled
II\rIt NUIfdh is ",udI • pretty
eou"ge."" In general. [ whole·
helnedly agree.
I! is • known fact that the
summer months are <ialicaled
10 the reatoration 01 the ~
around campus. Each faU, Ihe
&rIM ilalwlysas green IS ever.
the shrubs haw: t-n repIac:ed.
new trees have tJe.er, planted,
and aU the blossoms are in fuU
...."".
n.e campus is . ttradive 10
begin with; however, the.--is
leadi"ll into and out 0( the cam·
pus could use the work thill
summer.
Ld·. take the maintenance
!"Old. for e>o<mpIe. The condition
of the road ;, fint ... Bul it
ckr1llitely needs to be widened.
The """"'" is available, 10 why
IlOl use it1 n.e sbort-cut it pro��vM:
Ies is invaIuIobie.
The real .--I tepalr .-do,
however ..... e the ..... in entranc:t:
fOfMh. Funds were a""iLoble for
the apeed bumpa a while beck
and although they caused quile
an upr ... r among frequent
trwelers. we have adjuated to
them. It just ~ IS it fl.lnds
could be available for ItIO:ft 01
the needed repUn.
Altbo..y, this i. my lui
temeskr at Nazareth and the
pot holes won't lli=tly effect
my anymore. it would be a greIIt
, urprisc-and ",lief·to be able 10
drive through my campus and
IlOl have to conatantly "cLmce .
bob. Or wcave" around the
craters. I would much ral11er en·
joy the ride thtou.gh !han "to
constantly be no the Iook_t ""- If Nauretb ill I pbce ''to bu.iId
yow" r::ar~:' doan'l It seem
ioPea! 10 pave the wail
Slncr..,ly,
~n~ M. ConlglLo
:,,.
Dear &lltor.
I would. like to take this oppor.
tunity 10 thank aU of the
!lillliMts who voted in the
Undergraduale Association and
au.. eIectiont. I woold especial.
Iy lil<t: to thank u..o.e who QS!
their vote for me. I IpprCti.lte
your confidence in my abilities.
Abo, I want to say how very
proud ] 1m of tile mlny
dedicated and hardworking
students who were pan 0( tile
]985-&6 Undergraduate AMociIo·
lion. I feel truly privilqcd to
ha..-e been pan 01 web an
OIItstanding group 01 people.
1b aU !be newly elected of·
r>een, I oIfer my c:ongrall1Lalions.
and [ wish you the best of
lucII for the 19116-37,,,I>00I. yow.
SI~ ... ly,
6nrrUi Wells
Undtryaduatr Assoc.
Via Presiden t 1985·8(;
[j:[][§[§@ IA ~~~~~?
COME TO OUR MIDNIGHT
~~&~~rrffiH~lJ §f
Eaculty
~soc.ates AND
SagaFbod Service
WILL PRESENT
THE THIRD ANNUAL
"midnight
\:iaakfasr'
FOR ALL SCHOLARS WHO WISH
TO CRAM FOR FINAL E~MS!
TIME: 11:30 PM, Tuesday, April 29
PLACE: Kearney Dining Room
COST: Resident Students Must
Bring 1.0. Cards
Commuters - $2.00
Breakfast will be served until 12:30 am
Join Us!
Remember - Wednesday Is A Study
Day
. NO CLASSES OR EXAMS
Seniors ONLY!
by Ailsa Pernuelll
HERB IS A SHOKT SUMMATION
OP THB BV~
LI:IPl' FOR GRADUATING
STUDENTS:
• Thursd.y. April 29:
Certific.l ion Applica tIon
Deadline. Any q_ioM contllCt
CertiflalUon Office, Smyth L28,
extension ~.
• Sunday. May 4:
Gr.c!u.te stu<knts and their
f.mille. Ire InvIted to •
"Cocktail Hour," wilh Dr. Role
Marie Beslon. Located in the
Arll Center Lobby from
3:00-5:00 pm. AWlirds wiU be
liven 10 stlldents~
thernIeIYQ in lhe d.iduale """"". • Thu...s.y, MIIy 8:
IJunmI Reception for Semon
. 1 6:00pm. t.oc..tion it CoLIqe
Qu.t lor Porum. in aee at raiD].
Dear Sir,
HELP!!11 need . jobl l rulIy
ntt<! a job. I have some sltllb
but 1>0 paid expericooe. I may
soon have a degree, but it probably
won't help me. You _ .
it', not in Elementary Education.
Of any education for WI
matter. However.! will soon be
o.,m.if ied in N-6 (provisional. thai
Sq do you think that you can
help _? IIhlnk kids are cute ..
Ionll " they're DOt mine. liove
to .... b: bul\etiJl. boards and
could do it all day.
The most cballmPni; pari of
elementary edUCIIion today is
ttyin& to sot tbo:m 10 walk quiel-
IV In • str.lght line in the
...uw'y.
I love 10 lhow moviu Do )'O\l
h.ove • projector? How . bout I
170 I must walch Guidil1S Li&lrr.
Encloled, you wiU nnd my
resume. You can \lJe Ihls to fur.
ttler acquaint yourself with my
qualiflClltlont, if that'. what you
want to call them.
I am truly cIeIpntIte forI.n in·
terview, how I.bout it?
"""'!q for your time. If I
dolI't hut ftOm)'O\l within the
week, my dear Uncle Guido will
Q)fItao:"t you. 1'banQ .pin.
5"-rely.
A _ n_lO-be N .. GRAD!
All Photos by Robyn Prince
Pnsidmfs Dinner fu SeNors;
IoaUon is the Robert A. Kidr:no
Gymnasium, in the Otto Sbults
Community Center. "I'ime is
7:00 pm.
• Friday, MIll' Rehursal or contme"ce·
mcol. AMembIe in the Arts
Center Auditorium, 1:00 ~
ATI1!NDANCB ts REQUIRED.
Outdoor p;~nitlba r bee ue .
0eWla not available ret. bul
they will be posted.
• Sal....w.y, May 10:
BACCALAURBATII S&RVtCE:
BUCHARISTIC LITURGY.
EYerycme is invited 10 I.Iteftd
aDd aU are welcome I" ....
Ikipl;le I., ea(:h ro"d •• p.
pr"pri. te. Att ire will be
K*lemic. attire witlto..f ItoodI
for Graduat ... AQentble in tbe
Arts Cc::nter upper lobby M 3:30
pm. proc>eIIion will bcKin .,
3:.s pm. The IeIViooe wiJJ be ..
I.:eo pm.
1,,'orm. 1 , .ther;", for
Graduating do .. " and their
farn.llia in the Sb"lts Cc::nter.
Cat.n:t Room. l\dets ...., to he
purchased . t the door; band is
not ret determined. More infor.
mation will be p:')Sted.
• Sunday, May 11:
COMMBNCBMBNT
Graduates an: to assemble .t
11:30 am in the Arts Center upper
Iohby. TICkets ... d ....
lIo""cement •• re present ly
noailable in the Student Atfain
OffICe. Otto Sbults Community
Center. Each Graduate receives
two tickets for the lent, ar>d 15
~~
FollowiJ>JI corrunencement •
~II will be bold in the
RDhert A. IGdera GymnaWm in
the Otlo Sbultl Community
Center for Graduat.., parenti ""' ....... GOOD LUCK GRADUATES
OF 1986!!!!1
COMMENCEMENT SENIOR COUNTDOWN
SPEAKER: (Cross off the DayS) .
Mr. R. Carlos CarbaUada 12 11 10 9 8 - Vice Chancellor of the
New '1brk State Board of Regents 7 6 5 4 - President and Chief Executive
Officer of Central Trust Company 3 2 1
AJOftIL 29, 1988 GLEANER 15
co:;;:;a~~~rti~r"~~~5~i~ College graduation, we re
hosting a special
day just for you! Day
~ALL DAY WEDNESDAY, APRIL 30th,
gtog
at 3 of Rochester's Largest Car Dealers
O'Connor Chevrolet. Dorschel Buick. Patrick Pontiac
Eligible College Graduates,
use this certirlCate on
Wednesday, April 30 ONLY.
$350=u*
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AT ALL 3 aM DEALERSI
Sign up-you may be a winner!
No purchase or obligation required.
GM says Congratulations with
Special Low GMAC
Financing and
Lease Rates for
this year's college graduates.
College graduates can lease or finance a new Buick. Pontiac
or Chevrolet car or small truck. ~ for your first job. with
No Established Credit
No Previous Employment Histoty
We'lI take care of all the paperworl< on College Day.
Complete details at each dealer.
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90 DAYS 'TIL FIRST PAYMENT
LET THESE THREE DEALERS MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU
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For further informlltion cont~t the Plaoernent Office.
QUOTES OF THE WEEK---,
"America ... My country wrong or right"
--Lyrics of the song For America, by Jackson Brown
" It cannot be love till I love him that loves me"
- John Donne
Who is Socrates? The "Wisenheimer who deserved
everything he got when they made him drink the
Drano" ··Dr. S.
" It is dirficulties that show what men are"
--Bpictetus
" Dost thou love life? Then waste not time. for time is
the stuff that life is made of" --Ben Franklin
"My biggest fear about graduating is that my champagne
bottle will fall out of my sleeve"
--Steven Conrad Klumpp
"The acquisition of your habitual absurdity is Wogica1
and irate according to a typical intellect"
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NAZARETH EVENTS
• Art. Center
May Art BdUbil . Sculpt"'" by Ann MArkin. Little
GaUery.
LOCAL SV13NlS
• Geo-.ge EIoilmen House
Now through May 22 • I!xhibilion: ldetll UW$I/ckoJ
f.t:Nt3: J~1iD. Margtmll Came-rorI rwI lhe Victoria" lifestyle
Now through May 25 . Exhibition; Commllt: Hu """'*
"'" Ou.u.
• Colden LInk Folk SlDpng Sod"ly, Inc.
Friday, May 2, 8 pm . Coneen: Arch", EdwQTds, I10ra
MoIrOlt, tmd Elta_ Ell;" Tickets: $5. Asbury First
Methodisl Church Fellowship H.U. For furtl>er information
contact Julie BIIbbi, 21141338.
• Memorial Art Gallery
Mly 2 through June 7 . &hibition: /986 RocMstuFlngu
L<lM' ElchilritiOil. Pyramid Arb Center.
Now through May 4 . Erl!ibition: &r700P«ti ..... Lo..i&
O:rrrie, Mll<luwor,b 0( Art D«o. I&h Century European
GaUcry.
Sunday, May 4. 3 pm . Concert: Violillis! 711", NINaI.
Frtt IKirniMion.
• Mental Health A»odalion
Thunday, May I, 8:30-12 pm . Workshop: M'~lol H..,lth
· A hobItm Tha! /3 Agi"8? Monroe County Cooperali""
lWension, 249 Highland Ave. For more information OOn·
lad Patricia Woods, 271·3S40.
~ ... : • "-. ,., c· ._
PEANUTS®
• Olympic Regional ~Iopmenl Authority
Saturday, May 31, 8 pm . A.""" Mu", in eo"",rt. For
lickd informalion aU 518·523·3330.
• RochC!lle, Community Playeno
May 3O-June 21 . Play: Pippin. For more inforlTUllion
COlIta.cC Joan Lewis. 546-6230.
• Roeh"sl". Museum and Science Cente '
Sunday, May 4, 2 pm . Film: ~ Mall)' RIa.s of JIrn_
RMSC Eisenhart Auditorium. Tickets: 15,
• Rocheste. PhilhaI'monk Orche.1nI
May 9 and 10, 8:30 pm • Pops: Alt li\oeftm, of Big Band
May IS and 11. 8:30 pm . Philltorrnottic.
For more information contact Nancy CaJooerinos. .,."'"
• SI. The~ Coudere Centc DII'Y
May I: E:qIIori"8 the Pulhway:llo 1'royet aeries on Hin·
duism. TIckets: n. ~r more information oonlad Elaine
Clausen, 271-8755.
• SUNY Brockport
May 2, 8 pm Han-II Dan~ V. HartweU Dana:
Theatre. ~r more information caU 395-2153.
May 3, 8 pm. Brcdporl ~J Orrltwm: I'DpI COil·
Cflrt. Seymour College Union Ballroom. AdmissWn: $10.
~r more information call 637·21 15.
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Kristina Kavanagh
Student-Athlete of the Year
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! . .
~n put to ..... f:\rer since the
r .... mal(h last faD. the Utica Iny;
utlonal. I've earn...! their
respect and thq h.ve earned
mln\!," said the )"JIIngesl of six
children. Her mother Pa~ has
won the Mon.oo:' aub championabip
thirteen times. and ber
brother ~. tcntcb golfer.
urned lOp hollors II the
Rlxbaler Juniol [)i$trict Golf
Anod'lion Chlmpionship
when he was ~nleen.
Aiter JI".iuating from hilh
s_c.hIoto l Kavanagh decided 10 fuU.timeto$he could .. ve
money 10 help finance h~r 001.
lege education_ Abo. she wu in·
vited 10 pl.Jy On the Orange
8Jouom Circuit in flondl last
IUmme •. In order 10 qualify for
this pratipIus.,..,,;ry, .,... h8d
10 hav.e • s.1wIdicap or less.
KIisti ... ~nagh ,..1_ belofe putting the bIoll In play.
pIaobj'I'I<Ig.rB._
Her top porlormance to Wlte
has ~n the winning of the
Women', Rocheste. District
Golf Auoci.Ition CbampM>n4hip
during the summer of '8S. At
the young .ge of 18, she
defe.led Blaine Forgie in the
f..w., 4-3, 10 capture the crown.
Her goal this S1.llllttler is 10
qu.lify for tb~ LPCA'.
RocilHkr Invitation.al. wbic:b ..
being held.1 Locust Hill Coun.
try Oub.
8 y Tom Roach
Sinc:e enrolling .t Nazareth
College. Kristina "-"-n.&h ...
bttn. contributing member of
the FaU Golf nan.. tbe v.bmm',
Swim 'lWrI. and the Spring Golf
'Ibm willow! takin& • btWr. for
any ~ ... '" ,..!d;\iOft, ohe aloo
works.q • part>lime C&!h;"r at
Wegman's and maintU>sa solid
G.P.A. for Ihue rUJ.Ons,
KlIvana&h is my ,..,Iection as the
GItaroor'. "St\dent-Athlde of the
Y~."
The 1964 ~ at Pktsford
•
So.tlherland Hi&/! School compeled
on the Golf and Swim
'lmnI durina Ion pre-c:ollcge
doyt. SlIt abo ~ on 1M
\bIleyball and f .... ld Hoc~
squads while a' Sutherland.
"She is more dcdiatcd ttuon
&Dr 11"'11 .. I II ...... rwr _ n ."
",,,,,rnenlcd N,"', number one
SOOter. Kevin SuWvan. about IUs
dilUg",,1 tummate. K.vanlIgh
has more lhan proven herself
worthy to be. member of this
,~.
'"11M: guy. ~ Nazareth haYe
"""" ... gh. who is. freestyle
...-iooliat {or tbe F1yer'5 5Wim
ttam, pIIrticipotu in the individual
MId ttam relay ~IS.
She II well-thought of by [)eb.
bit t..w«:na. who serves u
both Swimming .00 Golf InSlr\
ICtOr 1\ Nuucth.
" Kristina .. I InrM:ndous
LAX!
NIUI .. th YS. LlMoyne: Righi , Poel ... Walll penetrales IhI' mid·
die 01 tIM LlMoyne delel\M; CInt.r, Fly.,. Ilghtilllllhl'lr WI>!
upfilld; Lift, MI n;: Sorbello plana hl8 next rnoWI.
'*""'=- 1I'\'1Iot¥>1'rira
asset to both of our programt.
She is wry much. team player,"
p:preMe<l the .,...,.~nthu!olutic
Di«:ctor of the Men's Golf Tham
and the Women's Swim Thlm,
Jlck Nichllus, Seve
8&lIestc.OI, IIld Judy Oork I",
IJIlOIlS th~ professX>nal collen
whom the adventuroull com·
mul~. ~njoys watching th~ _. Kavanap. would eYe1\'
lually IiIu: to CIlIl her profeIaionaI
ani oomcdoIy, u _n,
Making .IlYing on the Women',
l'roleaionalThur is very lough
ind«d. However, thole wno
.cally know her have no doubt
WI lIIe .;,on succeed.
Whem:w:r she has lOme apIJ'1:
tjm~, bVlnlgh ~nioYI
phoIognpby, water and _
lkiing. altendiD3 I Rochester
Philbarmonic Orchestra eon·
"It, and getting involved In I
Nau.rflh miRr,
n.c Business Administration
major has I gre.al deal of respect
for eo.ch Lawrence II • penon,
an athlete, MId • .,.,..,h.
"She .. an e=lIent golfer. ShI:
maI<a me feel comfortable. Her
enthU5iam and consIIIll c'-<fume.
In! oon\agiou$. Abo. she
made I swimmer oul of .... this
year," ""ted the appreciative
bvanagh about N ..... elh·.
... utlcalllld terrestrialleloder,
Combinl<\5 on the ..-.. tlull
It "w to become • profes·
lional, Kristina Kavanlgh
&hould earn her "card". And
with .ny luc:k at all, IIhe lhould
boeoonx • suo:ess on the Lldiel'
l'rolesPonal Golf AIIocUItion
1bur lIOmaby.
SPORTS
HIGHLIGHTS
TEon PllLANO
The '''''0 ~ aporta IUms II
Nazareth .. ~ off 10 ~llenl
$Ian .... th~ Women', Softball
Tham has won its flrst Ihr~
pmc:.. The very first victory
was over an es"blished IOflball
power, ''tiT. Adrlenne J e-tn- is
lading the way with tbe bat,
whlle Mary Md)on. 1d and
Plottl Miller are 2.0, 1.(1 pitcb.
in& respcctiwtr_ the Mtn' •
t.ousse Team is cunmlly 1-2,
III u.:elLent atart for the ftnl
year leam (or Illy team for lhat
mailer!. AlI1IZingly, they beat
local powerhouse, U of It '''10
Iller trailing tz..51JOing inlO lhe
fmal period. On III eq>lally imJnSSive
note. freshman atIKlr£r
BUI Coons lcack the: ... tlon in
&Mists pn' game, MId is fourth
in the n'lion In overall
~ ..... - n.c Men'. ThnnIa Team ~
RIT for Ih~ flnl time in
Nazareth's tennis history, The:
victory, .54, wU keyed by I
,IW. ..t.t p of all three doublel mal·
~SPORTS
JCoach of the Year'
byThmRoacb
"H~ has • gr"! Lacrosoe
head. And he would do anything
fo< the plarers or for the 1IChool"
.... y. M.istanl Coach John
Scbading about Scort N~OOn.
Head Coach of the Golden
I'lyers. The energetic Nelson i5
my ~ledion .os the G/.eI:>Mr's
"Coach of the Year."
The Yorktown (WesI Point)
native we hired by Athletic
Director BiD Carq in May of
1985. Despite the late notifu:alion,
Nelson has managed to
a5$e1I1b1e • ""lid foundation for
the Nazareth Lacrosse Progtam.
Three basic priorities ~
been established by the 1982
gradU/lte of North Carolina Slate
Univcr&ity. Pint, the p~
must progress academically.
Secondly. Nelson wants to have
his team be<xlme comfortable
with his $~m. And,lastly. en·
joyment and enthusiasm .u to
be incorporated into this
activity.
Mike Pitonzo, a strong and aggressive
defensem.an for the
young Flyers, is quite .ppm:
iative of the rookie mentor.
"He makes practice fun. Vk
W<)I'k hard and accomplis.b our
pis without malting the .ses.
sioN seem like • ,;00:' com·
mentcd the fn:shman from Hen·
ninger Hi8h School in ~.
Pitonw is also grateful for
Nelson'. perpeluaiacees5ibility.
both on and off the playing r",ld.
The $Iu<!enuthletes are re-q~
to aUelld study h.aII ..,..
IIions, proctored by the <;:OatMs,
on Monday. The.day. and
Wednesday from 7:00 to 9:00
p.m. Nelson abo instituted •
rigorous )"'U·round fitness pr0-
gram which included running.
li fting, .nd conditioning,
"Although ~ enjoys winnina.
he is sttictly oot for the pla)"eB'S
benefits; ' ezpressed Shading. •
198.2 N ..... reth pduate.
After an opening 101<$ to
f\>tsdam, the fl)"eB reeled off
live straight wins before sulIer·
ing only their second setback to
leMoyne College ISyI'lOCU.'leI. In·
duded in the winning $II'eak was
an impressive 14-13 overtime
victory aver the Hobart "8"
team. The first·year Flyet$ abo
turned oome heads with .. 14-10
mme·from·behlnd win over the
University of Rochester .t
Fauver Stadiwn. At t~ susoo's
end, the Lacrosse team has an
11-3 record.
Nelson, who his .. B.5. in
f'sy<:bology. is of the opinion
that l.ac""""" will become very
'Breakers' Earn Bucks
by 10m rto.ch
A few Imbitious N.uareth
students spent part of their
spring bruk trying to raise
money for the college.
They succeeded by fUliahing
fll'S! overaU in .. CoUege Olym·
pics Com~titinn held in Fort
Lauderdale. and earned ILOIlO
for Nazareth·s S::holanhip Fund.
The scholanhip was spon"",
ra! by Yugo, a European car
maker. Nazareth managed to
sq~ Z8 studenu into the suI).
mmpad, to fini.b second to
another group who .hoe·horned
33 into the YUgR.
Naureth reaDy cleaned up in
the bflsketball contes!$. We took
the top two pI&ces in t~ Hot·
Sboi Competition. led by Chris
Reed and P.J. PlIpe. r~ively.
Senion Bob Griffiths. Roed. and
Dave Lyons fLlllsbed second.
thin!, and fourth in the Slam·
Dunk matchu","
A Nuareth aggregate led by
Pa~, fellow senior Mike Pl:rot·
ta, Bnd sophomore. Vinnie
Merante also won the
Thg-o-War.
Tennis on the Upswing
We $tarted the season with I
spring trip down south, where
we enjoyed eight days of sun·
shine and tennis. Four 01 the five
mUeges we pla~ put uS up
overnight. It was a great cultural
erperience to stay on campuaes
with teams that hod as many ..
five fo reign students playing for
them. We came bad< with a tan,
13·1 record, and lots of match·
experience behind us.
As the RAe [Rochester At""
C<l1!egeal Thumamcnl, we plac·
ed fourth, """ring nineteen
points, behind R.I,T. with twen·
ty points. The following week
we improved our recon! by
defeatina; Mcc' R.I,T" and Utica
'!kh. This was the flrst time in
Nazareth's tennis history that
we defeated R I.T.
I mntribute OUr Successes SO
far this season to the .mount of
indoor playing and practicing
this winter, and our spring trip.
Our 5eI!IOn is not over, and
uPalming matches include St.
John fisher, Roberts Wesleyan,
and Elmira.
Annette Shapiro
n:nn1s Coach
THANKS TO EVERYONE!
HAVE A GREAT SUMMERII
Tom Roach, Sports Editor
popular with the college
community.
" It is .. great spectator .sport.
With the advent of spring. it is
time to get outside and enjoy
yourself. Let us make it • 50cial
event with plenty of fun and
entertainment for everyone:'
chimed the tolerant leader at a
recent interview session.
Along with his other
strengtM, en.ch Nelson is abo
In ex«llent evaluator and
motivator of the talent with
wltidt be is provided. He is able
to get tbe most out of each and
every player without crcatina; a
negative impact on the team or
the individual performers.
Nelson. • superior pl.oyers in
his own right, bill • very
refreshing prespective where
this program is concerned.
'''These young men had better
get th~ir coUege degl"CC$. If they
don' t, then I haven't done my
job," said the 1982 seLection to
the NorthlSouth C<llIegr; All-star
G~
With Scott Nelson at the
H~lm, the Nuareth College
Lacrosse Program will become
a bonafide winner, ArId the
student-athletes involved will
become th~ biggest winner1l of
SCOTT NELSON: HI, out:.t.ndlng efforts t.d the fi..-l-yNr
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