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A Nazareth College Student Publlcalion Rochester. New York
Volume 77 Issue 1
Inside!
Page 2:
VA Shuttle
Schedule
UA Interest
Meetings and
Elections
Page 3:
Clubs and
Organizations
Page 4:
Campus Map
Lmportant Phone
Numbers
August 23, 2001
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"Shoes in the Shower" Note From the Editor:
You've never done this before
You canl even come up wllh
some ""al comparison 10 • past
experience to make you red less
."'kward. II doesn't IItlp !hal
everyone el5e is doing iI, sjoc.
iI's because of them that you
"""C 10 do;1 in the first place.
SOIddenly you have 10 accept
this totally backward behavior
IS ifit WC'fe 10lieal. from now
on, no ""d in sight.
In coll ege you wear 5hoes in
the shower. You are hal fway
IcroSS lhe country, living by
yourself for probably the first
time. YQurchHdhoodseemsliU
iI's <)vcr, You are SIIrrounded
by people youdonlknow, from
pi"" ... you've ne"er been. who
probably all have athlete 's foot.
Your dorm room i1 supposed (0
be th. same One you saw On
your college lour, but you kllOw
;,', ,m.ll" ""Irl" . ~rl "~\i,.,,.
momwasw;thyou, You walk in
and on: Slanding in fronl of a
girl you've neyermet, who yon
will ha, .. 10 livcwilh III year. She
i. dressed dilT"",mly from you
and is from a 113(. you'"" ne"er
visited. You probably have
oothing in common. No omounl
of protective footwear i. too
dr.stic under these circumstance
•.
The: firsl few days "'" lik. a
d",am, The shower continues
10 be the \eSting ground for your
obility to adapt to these condi_
(ions. You"", sur<: that everyOne
bUI you has figured out
how to .have her legs in these
sm>llcubiC\c. Youglancewisl·
fully al the people in the hall.
wondering who COIIld possibly
fill in forth. besl friend you left
at home. in whose bathroom you
could always go ba",foot.
V,," rrv VOl" .. , .. lf to tit=!"
self counting the day. until
Thanksgiving. What we", you
thinking? The Slate college
thirty minutes a".,.y would have
been juS! fine. probably much
safer. You .all home and tell
your parents how homesick you
are, SLI!'C,YOllwenllOthatparty
Saturday night. which """,okay.
but .urely they Wlderstand thai
lha!". nothing compared to your
misery. You parents $IIY '"Give
it I chance" so often lhat you
become cOIlyincoo that they"",
putting the phone down next 10
the family parr<>! and ..... Iking
away,
But after a whHe. the
Shool.1S Night happens. It
comes 10 .,·eryhody. sooner or
later.
Perhaps for you it i$ a mid_
night McDonald', run with
some girll on your noor and"
On behalf of The Gleaner, let me welcome
you to Nazareth College. Weare happy to bring
you the first issue of the 200 1-2002 year. Hopefully
it will prove itsc1f infonnative and useful
to you as you begin your Nazareth experience,
We at The Gleaner look forward to another exciting
year, and are confident that this will be
filled with new and rewarding experiences for
the entire Nazareth Community. Here 's to a
new year, and the best of luck to the Class of
2005!
Matt Morris
Editor
The Gleaner
Page 2 The Gleaner ... Serving the Nazareth Community
The Undergraduate Association
presents:
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The UA S huttle!
Looking for a ride to a good time?
Look no farther!
UA Shuttle Schedule
August/September
The Shuttle ride is FREE
Every Sunday at 2;OOpm the
Shuttle goes to Wegmans
Frid l y, 8131 :
Adventure'I Landing Minigolf, Spm
Salurd ly,911:
Eastview Mall, Continuous Shuttle, 12-Spm
Frldly, 9n:
ComillCafc,7:30pm,SIO
Shuttl es leave from the back enSaturdlY,
918:
trance of the Otto A. Shults Center.
Meet at the Info Desk to board the
Shutt le.
RochCS\(f Rhi oos VI. Long Island Rough Riden,
7pm,S10
Frld . y, 911 4:
Dinner Along Jefferson Rd., CootmuoU!l Sbullie, 5-9pm
Slhmll y, 9/IS:
Times are subject to change, so
watch for posters and e-mail s!
Need money? Consider being a
Shuttle dri ver. Contact Marie Rossi
in the UA Office at x2795 .
Questions? Contact the VA Office
at x2795 or e-mai l us at
ungassoc@naz.edu.
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Open UA Positions!
Class of 2005: Class of 2002: Interest Meetings:
President Senator 8/28: 12:45pm, 3pm,
Vice President 9pm
Treasurer COllllll lllers: 8129: 12:30pm,
Secretary Senator 3:30pm, 9pm
3 Senators 8/30: 12:45pm,
4:30pm, 9pm
8/3/ : 9:30am,
12:30pm
913: 9pm
Piusford Celebnue& SeplCmber Festival
Friday, 9/21:
$] Theater, 6:30pm
Sllu r dly, 9/22:
Seneca Park Zoo, Ilpm
Friday, 9128:
Java Joe's Coffeeshop, 8pm
Sllu roay, 9129:
Planetarium, 9:30pm 55 wlNaz ID
"Shoes,,,"
l'-,_hv ll
p<><t,MrN u&I\ct «m,'crs,uion.
way imo the n;ghl. Your fearof
vano ... fOOl discoscs begins '0
fade somewhat. You might ac_
tually like $Om. of th. gi rls,
Y"" might .ti!! cry your:<elf
to slup lhol nl ghl , bu.
something. changed Forafow
hou .... you go. to remove II><
myt/1i<al shoes from lhe feel of
yoor sool. lJ.eausc the Impor_
t.n. lhini aboul The Night i.
th. l il i. foUo",.d by Othe,
Nights. 11I<' oi8h' ofpany happing
i. pre«dc>:l by • two-hour
pnmping session with II>< same ,,,I •. bef"", pt!in~ fir too many
of you in.o one cor. TIle nighl
of.tc.l ing ollt.,. haU,· fumiture
togelhor , Uows you to 101 thorn
..,. you in tl>< morning .fI.,. an
"l'm 100 tirc<l to ,,·osh my race"
night.
EVe"luaUy. when you need
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to cry (because: you Sli!! mighl,
fOf ' ,,'hile). you firod yo~~lf
",.I k i"~ do"," the haU to some_
one ol..,"s room inSlcad of Be!linll
011 Ilte phone to your par_
cotS. When you do caU Iltem,
I I! you .an 1a.lk about i. that 11,,1
do","'1>< hal! who undcBlands
everything you .. y and li'l .....
sowell. Y""'P"fI"lts"",lhrilled
.nd begin teachong lh. parrot
10 say. -That ~ llreat. Honey!'·
One night "'h ile 5Utndin£ al
a pany. you tum 10 your friend
and "y, -Are you ready 10 go
home?" ThenyoureaH",you're
refern ng to yOUT donn. thot
pl.ce thaI seemed so cold and
ugly th. f,Bt week. Well, tl><y
mu,t have turned tl>< heot up.
or repaonled somelh lng. You
,IiI! wtv.hoes in tl>< shower,
blU you . nd your friends know
it 's JUSl becauoe of the people
on tl>< nexl floor.
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2. Lorette Wilmont libraI)' 12. Founders Hall
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4. Otto A. Shults Community Center 14. Alumni House
5. Carroll Hall 15. La Maison Francaise
6. Psychology Center 16. Casa Hispana
7. Lyons East and West 17. Casa ltaliana
8. Tennis Courts and Playing Fields 18. Admissions House
9. O'Connor Complex 19. Natapow Quadrangle
10. Lourdes Hall
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Athletics .................. .... .. .. .. ... ..... .... .... .. .. .. 2 195
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